link and I saw something similar por link on this spot for link, and we just had to think up a list together for Severus as well :-). I amor these lists
1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because you feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around, only sparklier”, or that Grindelwald “used to be a vampire when he was younger”.
7) Enchant the Great Hall's doors to sing out “Who let the cachorros out, woof, woof, woof, woof ” every time Sirius or Remus walk into the room.
8) Hide in a cupboard waiting for Longbottom to pass by, jump out, pretend to be a boggart and then laugh yourself silly when Neville wets his pants or passes out because his Ridiculus spell doesn't work any more.
9) Open your fã mail in public places, no one wants to know what your legion of lewd, sick, twisted, perverted fãs want to do with your “wand”/buttons/hands/polyjuice potion/etc.
10) Flea collars are not acceptable natal gifts!!!! You must apologise to Sirius, Remus AND Minerva!!!'
11) Cast disillusionment charms on all of Harry Potter's classroom and dorm room doors.
12) Paint a bullseye on Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.
13) Slip laxatives into Hagrid's abóbora suco, suco de after locking all the toilet doors, or you'll be the one cleaning the mess (took poor Filch and Minerva 2 days to scourgify and clean it all up AND the corridor had to be closed off for a fortnight before the smell dissipated!)
14) Collect strands of Hermione's hair to sell as cauldron scourers.
15) Get elves to use a dustbuster to better clean the “dust” under Fawlks' perch.
16) The Great Hall is for students' and staff members' use only, NOT for deatheater all night movie marathon/karaoke nights (still trying to obliviate the image of Lucious Malfoy gyrating and cantar “I'm too sexy for my robes”)
17) How many times do we have to remind you that Fang is lactose intolerant! Don't feed him dairy products at Order meetings!!!!
18) Hide Mad eye's leg and refuse to return it until he sings and dances to Footloose.
19) Use students (specially first years) to test out newly developed spells and/or potions.
20) Dare Gryffinndors to eat bugs. They will always do it.
21) Telling first-years that they need to have the "witch-burning test" done to them upon entering Hogwarts is not funny
22) Put Hagrid's baby blast-ended skrewts in the Gryffindor's Quidditch robes.
23) Dunk your owl's feet in ink and have it walk over parchment before selling it to students as a "cheat sheet" for Ancient Runes.
24) Sing 'Hungry Like the Wolf' in front of Remus Lupin. In fact, you may not speak to Remus Lupin at all.
25) Challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic por asking for hair.
Numbers 20 through to 25 were taken from imSiriuslyLupin4you's link Fell free to add any new ones you can think of in the comments section :-)
1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because you feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around, only sparklier”, or that Grindelwald “used to be a vampire when he was younger”.
7) Enchant the Great Hall's doors to sing out “Who let the cachorros out, woof, woof, woof, woof ” every time Sirius or Remus walk into the room.
8) Hide in a cupboard waiting for Longbottom to pass by, jump out, pretend to be a boggart and then laugh yourself silly when Neville wets his pants or passes out because his Ridiculus spell doesn't work any more.
9) Open your fã mail in public places, no one wants to know what your legion of lewd, sick, twisted, perverted fãs want to do with your “wand”/buttons/hands/polyjuice potion/etc.
10) Flea collars are not acceptable natal gifts!!!! You must apologise to Sirius, Remus AND Minerva!!!'
11) Cast disillusionment charms on all of Harry Potter's classroom and dorm room doors.
12) Paint a bullseye on Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.
13) Slip laxatives into Hagrid's abóbora suco, suco de after locking all the toilet doors, or you'll be the one cleaning the mess (took poor Filch and Minerva 2 days to scourgify and clean it all up AND the corridor had to be closed off for a fortnight before the smell dissipated!)
14) Collect strands of Hermione's hair to sell as cauldron scourers.
15) Get elves to use a dustbuster to better clean the “dust” under Fawlks' perch.
16) The Great Hall is for students' and staff members' use only, NOT for deatheater all night movie marathon/karaoke nights (still trying to obliviate the image of Lucious Malfoy gyrating and cantar “I'm too sexy for my robes”)
17) How many times do we have to remind you that Fang is lactose intolerant! Don't feed him dairy products at Order meetings!!!!
18) Hide Mad eye's leg and refuse to return it until he sings and dances to Footloose.
19) Use students (specially first years) to test out newly developed spells and/or potions.
20) Dare Gryffinndors to eat bugs. They will always do it.
21) Telling first-years that they need to have the "witch-burning test" done to them upon entering Hogwarts is not funny
22) Put Hagrid's baby blast-ended skrewts in the Gryffindor's Quidditch robes.
23) Dunk your owl's feet in ink and have it walk over parchment before selling it to students as a "cheat sheet" for Ancient Runes.
24) Sing 'Hungry Like the Wolf' in front of Remus Lupin. In fact, you may not speak to Remus Lupin at all.
25) Challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic por asking for hair.
Numbers 20 through to 25 were taken from imSiriuslyLupin4you's link Fell free to add any new ones you can think of in the comments section :-)
Some Harry Potter fãs might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the seguinte one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other fãs should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the filmes and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter fã or I don't look progressivo, para a frente to the seguinte movie, but if you haven't seen the movie stick to the book.
This is what the results were:
Paranoid: Very High (distrust and suspicion of those around you)
Schizoid: Very High (show little emotion)
Schizotypal: Moderate (very mild schizophrenia)
Antisocial: High (lack of conscience)
Borderline: Low (poor self image)
Histrionic: Moderate (attention seekers)
Narcissistic: Very High (self centered)
Avoidant: Low (extreme social anxiety)
Dependent: Low (needs to be taken care of)
Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate (focused on orderliness and perfection)
I found this interesting :)
Paranoid: Very High (distrust and suspicion of those around you)
Schizoid: Very High (show little emotion)
Schizotypal: Moderate (very mild schizophrenia)
Antisocial: High (lack of conscience)
Borderline: Low (poor self image)
Histrionic: Moderate (attention seekers)
Narcissistic: Very High (self centered)
Avoidant: Low (extreme social anxiety)
Dependent: Low (needs to be taken care of)
Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate (focused on orderliness and perfection)
I found this interesting :)
Soft Harry Potters fãs will expierience:
1. You will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. You will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. You would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter fãs will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. You will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. You will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. You would have read the whole series mais than three times. Ditto films.
5. You can quote long passages off por heart.
So dahlings, see if you have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic or a just a plain fan. :)
1. You will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. You will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. You would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter fãs will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. You will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. You will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. You would have read the whole series mais than three times. Ditto films.
5. You can quote long passages off por heart.
So dahlings, see if you have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic or a just a plain fan. :)