(Everyone from New Directions is now in the choir room, discussing their setlist for Nationals. Mr. Schuester gets the class started.)
Mr. Schue: Okay, guys. We're going to try our best to win Nationals this year.
Quinn: Hopefully it'll be better than last year. We lost 12th place, and Finn and Rachel had to show off.
Rachel: Hey!
Tina: Well, Quinn has a point--
Mr. Schue: Not now, Tina. Rachel, did you have an announcement for the class?
(Rachel stands up in front of the class with a grin on her face.)
Rachel: Now as you all know, I pretty much choked in my NYADA audition and I'm now clinically depressed.
Santana (scoffs): True.
Rachel (annoyed at Santana): Anyways, I've decided that I should sing the female lead for a solo, along with a duet featuring me and possibly Finn or Quinn--
Finn (to himself): Hopefully, it's not me.
Rachel: And a group number with solos from me, Santana, Kurt, and Finn.
Kurt: Is that all?
Rachel (nodding): Well, yeah, actually.
Mr. Schue: Well, I have the setlist here, so you do get a solo, Rachel. But--just let me carry on with today's lesson.
(As Rachel makes her way to her seat, Tina gets up and walks to the door.)
Mike: Tina, what's wrong? Where are you going?
Mercedes (aloud): Did he just say mais than three words?
Artie: That's a surprise.
Tina (indicating Mercedes and Artie): Do you hear this? This is very irritating. Every time, it's always someone like Rachel who gets every line and every chance in the spotlight, while we sit and listen. Do you know how long it's been since Rory's ever gotten a storyline? Sugar doesn't do that much anymore, either. And what about us, Mike?
Rory (whispering to Sugar): This is literally the most I've heard out of her all season.
Sugar (whispering back): She sounds like a whiny toddler.
Rachel (to Tina): Tina, can I be honest? You're atuação a little crazy. There are and will be times where you get in the spotlight.
Tina: Since when? Every time either me or Mike tries to even speak, one of you guys will interrupt and tell us to shut up. And when you speak, Rachel, everyone blindly listens like they're hypnotized!
Sam (to Mercedes and Joe): Very true.
Tina (to Rachel): I'll only be in the spotlight for one ano in high school, and that's seguinte year. Then I'll be out of this school for good. People like Artie and Blaine will be out of here seguinte year, too, but they got a chance to perform and get solos. At least let me stand out once this ano and receive one of those big round of applauses that you always get.
(Before Tina walks out of the door, she hears Blaine speak.)
Blaine: But Rachel's the leader, and the best singer in the whole group.
(Silence. Tina shakes her head in rage.)
Tina (to herself, walking out of the door): I can be a really talented singer just like Rachel!
(Just when she walks out the door, a football comes flying at her head, knocking her down to the ground. She lays there for about 20 segundos before Kurt, Mr. Schue, and Mike come out.)
Tina's Thoughts: God, everything seems blurry. Now it's clearing up.
Mr. Schue: Are you okay?
Mike: Can you hear me?
Kurt: Oh, God, we're losing her!
Tina's Thoughts: Wait, that's not Mr. Schue. He has brunette hair, not blonde. That's not his face, either.
(Tina looks at what it looks to be Mike and Kurt.)
Tina's Thoughts: Michael Robert Chang...that's definitely not you. Why do you have dreads? And Kurt isn't that tall. He has Finn's face. What is going on here?
(It actually turns out to be Sue Sylvester who swapped with Mr. Schue, Joe Hart who swapped with Mike Chang, and Finn Hudson who swapped with Kurt Hummel. Tina shakes her head, trying to figure out what's going on.)
Sue (as Mr. Schue): Come on, guys. Let's get her an ice pack.
(Kurt and Mike--aka Finn and Joe--help Tina into the choir room. They put her in a chair seguinte to Finn.)
Tina's Thoughts: Is...is that you, Finn? No, I think that's Kurt. Finn definitely doesn't have that baby face.
Kurt (as Finn, to Tina): Rachel, are you okay? You don't want to hurt yourself again. You remember booty camp last year, right?
Tina: W..what?
Kurt (as Finn): You don't remember?
Quinn (as Sugar): Wow, she must have been really clumsy then.
(Tina looked down at her clothes. She was wearing knee-high socks, flats, and a blue dress. She looked up at everyone else. Instead of Blaine in his signature bowties and sweaters, he's in the back of the choir room with graphic T-Shirts and a mohawk like Puck. Instead of Artie in a wheelchair with his glasses and sweaters, he's in a Cheerios uniform seguinte to Mercedes in a Cheerios uniform.)
Tina's Thoughts: Everyone has changed. What's going on?
Rachel (as Tina, scooting over seguinte to her): Rachel, I know you're all about perfection and stuff. I understand that this headache you're having is upsetting you. You do need to rock it in the Nationals performances. But can I at least have one solo this year?
Tina (as Rachel, all of a sudden): Tina, you'll get your chance seguinte year. Don't be such a rush.
Rachel (as Tina): But you get too many chances at spotlight--
Joe (as Mike, putting his arm around Rachel): Tina, you're overreacting. You'll get your solo soon.
Sugar (as Quinn, aloud): Everyone, you might all forget por the seguinte few episodes or whatever time, but vote Quinn Fabray for prom queen!
Artie (as Santana): Not at all, Wheels 2.0.
Brittany (as Mercedes): It's time for my chocolate thunder to shine!
Rory (as Sam): You're no skim milk, baby. You're just rising to the top.
Quinn (as Sugar, hugging Sam tightly): Rory, I amor you so much. I don't want you to leave! I'm never letting you go.
Mr. Schue (as Sue): Enough, sloppy babies! Rachel, come up here and sing for us so we can hear how you'll sound for Nationals.
Sue (as Mr. Schue): Rachel, show us what you got.
(Tina got up slowly and faced everyone in the choir room. Mr. Schue just rolled his eyes, atuação very much like Sue Sylvester. Finn and Puck seemed to be holding hands throughout all of the chaos going around. Blaine was in the back, yawning and checking his phone. Artie and Mercedes were locking pinkies with each other like Brittany and Santana would do. Tina seemed nervous but excited.)
Tina (as Rachel): First, I would like to thank all of you for giving me this chance at Nationals, and I hope it goes well. Well, I hope you enjoy my number.
(Kurt seemed pretty proud of her, Rachel is slouching in the front row, and Joe starts to do a dance as the música for Tina's song starts to play.)
Tina's Thoughts: This is my moment. It sounds pretty weird, but it's the best moment of my life--
(Someone seemed to beijoca, smack Tina in the face, and everything turns back to normal. Tina looks up at Kurt, Mr. Schue, Sue, Sugar, and Mike. The rest of the glee club stood behind them.)
Sue: Get up, Girl Jackie Chan! No time for sleeping!
Mr. Schue: We're wasting time here, Tina.
Kurt: Hurry this up. I have a scheduled make-out session with Blaine I have to get to.
Sugar: Looks like Sleeping Beauty's trying to get her 2 minutos of notice here.
Mike: Tina, can you stand up, please?
Rachel: So, who wants to hear me sing?
Tina's Thoughts: I knew it was too good to be true.
Well, what did you think? I hope you liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Six!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Eight!!!
Mr. Schue: Okay, guys. We're going to try our best to win Nationals this year.
Quinn: Hopefully it'll be better than last year. We lost 12th place, and Finn and Rachel had to show off.
Rachel: Hey!
Tina: Well, Quinn has a point--
Mr. Schue: Not now, Tina. Rachel, did you have an announcement for the class?
(Rachel stands up in front of the class with a grin on her face.)
Rachel: Now as you all know, I pretty much choked in my NYADA audition and I'm now clinically depressed.
Santana (scoffs): True.
Rachel (annoyed at Santana): Anyways, I've decided that I should sing the female lead for a solo, along with a duet featuring me and possibly Finn or Quinn--
Finn (to himself): Hopefully, it's not me.
Rachel: And a group number with solos from me, Santana, Kurt, and Finn.
Kurt: Is that all?
Rachel (nodding): Well, yeah, actually.
Mr. Schue: Well, I have the setlist here, so you do get a solo, Rachel. But--just let me carry on with today's lesson.
(As Rachel makes her way to her seat, Tina gets up and walks to the door.)
Mike: Tina, what's wrong? Where are you going?
Mercedes (aloud): Did he just say mais than three words?
Artie: That's a surprise.
Tina (indicating Mercedes and Artie): Do you hear this? This is very irritating. Every time, it's always someone like Rachel who gets every line and every chance in the spotlight, while we sit and listen. Do you know how long it's been since Rory's ever gotten a storyline? Sugar doesn't do that much anymore, either. And what about us, Mike?
Rory (whispering to Sugar): This is literally the most I've heard out of her all season.
Sugar (whispering back): She sounds like a whiny toddler.
Rachel (to Tina): Tina, can I be honest? You're atuação a little crazy. There are and will be times where you get in the spotlight.
Tina: Since when? Every time either me or Mike tries to even speak, one of you guys will interrupt and tell us to shut up. And when you speak, Rachel, everyone blindly listens like they're hypnotized!
Sam (to Mercedes and Joe): Very true.
Tina (to Rachel): I'll only be in the spotlight for one ano in high school, and that's seguinte year. Then I'll be out of this school for good. People like Artie and Blaine will be out of here seguinte year, too, but they got a chance to perform and get solos. At least let me stand out once this ano and receive one of those big round of applauses that you always get.
(Before Tina walks out of the door, she hears Blaine speak.)
Blaine: But Rachel's the leader, and the best singer in the whole group.
(Silence. Tina shakes her head in rage.)
Tina (to herself, walking out of the door): I can be a really talented singer just like Rachel!
(Just when she walks out the door, a football comes flying at her head, knocking her down to the ground. She lays there for about 20 segundos before Kurt, Mr. Schue, and Mike come out.)
Tina's Thoughts: God, everything seems blurry. Now it's clearing up.
Mr. Schue: Are you okay?
Mike: Can you hear me?
Kurt: Oh, God, we're losing her!
Tina's Thoughts: Wait, that's not Mr. Schue. He has brunette hair, not blonde. That's not his face, either.
(Tina looks at what it looks to be Mike and Kurt.)
Tina's Thoughts: Michael Robert Chang...that's definitely not you. Why do you have dreads? And Kurt isn't that tall. He has Finn's face. What is going on here?
(It actually turns out to be Sue Sylvester who swapped with Mr. Schue, Joe Hart who swapped with Mike Chang, and Finn Hudson who swapped with Kurt Hummel. Tina shakes her head, trying to figure out what's going on.)
Sue (as Mr. Schue): Come on, guys. Let's get her an ice pack.
(Kurt and Mike--aka Finn and Joe--help Tina into the choir room. They put her in a chair seguinte to Finn.)
Tina's Thoughts: Is...is that you, Finn? No, I think that's Kurt. Finn definitely doesn't have that baby face.
Kurt (as Finn, to Tina): Rachel, are you okay? You don't want to hurt yourself again. You remember booty camp last year, right?
Tina: W..what?
Kurt (as Finn): You don't remember?
Quinn (as Sugar): Wow, she must have been really clumsy then.
(Tina looked down at her clothes. She was wearing knee-high socks, flats, and a blue dress. She looked up at everyone else. Instead of Blaine in his signature bowties and sweaters, he's in the back of the choir room with graphic T-Shirts and a mohawk like Puck. Instead of Artie in a wheelchair with his glasses and sweaters, he's in a Cheerios uniform seguinte to Mercedes in a Cheerios uniform.)
Tina's Thoughts: Everyone has changed. What's going on?
Rachel (as Tina, scooting over seguinte to her): Rachel, I know you're all about perfection and stuff. I understand that this headache you're having is upsetting you. You do need to rock it in the Nationals performances. But can I at least have one solo this year?
Tina (as Rachel, all of a sudden): Tina, you'll get your chance seguinte year. Don't be such a rush.
Rachel (as Tina): But you get too many chances at spotlight--
Joe (as Mike, putting his arm around Rachel): Tina, you're overreacting. You'll get your solo soon.
Sugar (as Quinn, aloud): Everyone, you might all forget por the seguinte few episodes or whatever time, but vote Quinn Fabray for prom queen!
Artie (as Santana): Not at all, Wheels 2.0.
Brittany (as Mercedes): It's time for my chocolate thunder to shine!
Rory (as Sam): You're no skim milk, baby. You're just rising to the top.
Quinn (as Sugar, hugging Sam tightly): Rory, I amor you so much. I don't want you to leave! I'm never letting you go.
Mr. Schue (as Sue): Enough, sloppy babies! Rachel, come up here and sing for us so we can hear how you'll sound for Nationals.
Sue (as Mr. Schue): Rachel, show us what you got.
(Tina got up slowly and faced everyone in the choir room. Mr. Schue just rolled his eyes, atuação very much like Sue Sylvester. Finn and Puck seemed to be holding hands throughout all of the chaos going around. Blaine was in the back, yawning and checking his phone. Artie and Mercedes were locking pinkies with each other like Brittany and Santana would do. Tina seemed nervous but excited.)
Tina (as Rachel): First, I would like to thank all of you for giving me this chance at Nationals, and I hope it goes well. Well, I hope you enjoy my number.
(Kurt seemed pretty proud of her, Rachel is slouching in the front row, and Joe starts to do a dance as the música for Tina's song starts to play.)
Tina's Thoughts: This is my moment. It sounds pretty weird, but it's the best moment of my life--
(Someone seemed to beijoca, smack Tina in the face, and everything turns back to normal. Tina looks up at Kurt, Mr. Schue, Sue, Sugar, and Mike. The rest of the glee club stood behind them.)
Sue: Get up, Girl Jackie Chan! No time for sleeping!
Mr. Schue: We're wasting time here, Tina.
Kurt: Hurry this up. I have a scheduled make-out session with Blaine I have to get to.
Sugar: Looks like Sleeping Beauty's trying to get her 2 minutos of notice here.
Mike: Tina, can you stand up, please?
Rachel: So, who wants to hear me sing?
Tina's Thoughts: I knew it was too good to be true.
Well, what did you think? I hope you liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Six!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Eight!!!
To tell you the truth, this artigo is not about Chicken Noodle Soup. Well, I know your dissapointed, but it was really just to catch the reader's eye (which obviously it did for you). Anyways, lets mover onto the first part of my title, DRAMAA!!!
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this show really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family amor going on here! Now, not saying im not a glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their fã site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your comments down below, i can't wait to here what YOU think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn lhama :)
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this show really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family amor going on here! Now, not saying im not a glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their fã site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your comments down below, i can't wait to here what YOU think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn lhama :)
This is my ultimate list of dream Beatles covers for the glee cast! Keyword: dream.
Across the Universe - Jesse
All You Need Is amor - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me amor - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good dia Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn atuação as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
morango Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will
Across the Universe - Jesse
All You Need Is amor - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me amor - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good dia Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn atuação as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
morango Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will