(To Will) Being a part of something special makes you special, right? (Pilot)
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift. (Showmance)
Finn: Do you know what we should do?
Rachel: Nothing. (The Rhodes Not Taken)
(On Bowling Balls) Do I have to put my fingers in the holes? Couldn’t there be diseases in there or something? (The Rhodes Not Taken)
(To New Directions) Rachel: I realized being a estrela didn't make me as special as being your friend. (The Rhodes Not Taken)
Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that casts an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks of the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woes, because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism! Also angels. (Vitamin D)
Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead! (Throwdown)
(On Defying Gravity) It's my go-to chuveiro song. It's also my ring tone. (Wheels)
(On Mr. Schue) When I'm cantar with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute. (Ballad)
(To Finn) I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are. (Hell-o)
Who's there? I carry a rape whistle! (Hell-o)
I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live. (Laryngitis)
Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal. (Dream On)
My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room. (Theatricality)
(To Jesse) Do it. Break it like you broke my heart. (Funk)
Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge. (Funk)
(To Mr. Schue)We don't care what the judges say: we won. Because we had you as a teacher. (Journey)
Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word. (Audition)
Let's face it Finn. The only way this relationship is going to work is if we're BOTH losers. (Britney/Brittany)
Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you were in a coma. (Britney/Brittany)
Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot mais in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say. (Duets)
(To Kurt) I know you're lonely, but you're not alone. (Duets)
Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you. (Duets)
(To Emma) My dads went to couples counseling because one of them put up wallpaper in the antro, den without asking the other and they said it was the only thing that kept them from killing each other. (Special Education)
(To Emma about Finn) As a therapist, is it productive for me to slap him right now? (Special Education)
Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids. (Special Education)
Kurt: How come you were never this nice to me when I was your teammate?
Rachel: Cause you were my only real competition.
Kurt: *laughs* True. (Special Education)
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us. (A Very glee Christmas)
(To Finn) I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many gatinhos I gave away because they just weren't right. (A Very glee Christmas)
(To Finn) Last ano for Christmas, I asked Santa to give me you. (A Very glee Christmas)
Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful. (Silly amor Songs)
Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic. (Comeback)
Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past segundo base. (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To Blaine after beijar him while being drunk) Your face tastes awesome. (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To New Directions after getting drunk) It tastes like pink! IT TASTES LIKE PINK! PINK!!!!! (Blame It on the Alcohol)
Mr. Schue... First of all that vest is very cute... you are all kinds of awesome. (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To Quinn) You gave your baby to my mom...we kind of bonded over it, right? (Original Song)
(To Mercedes) Are you saying you want to be carried in in a giant egg? (Night Of Neglect)
Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls. (Born This Way)
(About Barbra Streisand) Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio! (Born This Way)
(To Quinn) Most girls would be upset about getting slapped in the face, but…I happen to appreciate the drama of it. (Prom Queen)
(To AV Club) When I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding. (Prom Queen)
Jesse: They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college. (Prom Queen)
So much has changed. I didn't have my bangs, I'd never had a boyfriend and I still had a tiny layer of baby fat. (Funeral)
The guy did seem crazy, he charged my credit card por swiping it through his butt crack (New York)