"So let me get this straight. You both got turned into LEMURS from a MOUSE-ray-thing?" Kowalski asked Dr Horrible as he cleaned out his test tubes. 
  Dr Horrible nodded. "I need a quadrupal-D battery, a spring-loaded finger nail file, and 3 ounces of high-acidic mustard to fix the Mouserizer. That is the only way i can turn us human again. Do you think you might have any of that?" 
   Kowalski dug through his cabinets for a few minutos then shook his head. "Fresh out of.. everything you just said..." he said he observed Captain Hamner looking at his tail like he had just noticed it...

I had tears in my eyes. “Yamcha!” I screamed. I slung the bow over my shoulder and ran toward where the blood hurling scream came from. Fresh blood filled the air and I started to cry even more. “Yamcha!” I screamed again.

A weak voice called out my name. His voice for sure.

“My-My-Mya...” I heard him say. I looked down at his Gorey body, with his feathers nearly dyed red.

“Yamcha!” I screamed taking his flipper. A faca was wedged in his chest frame. His smile was fading.

“Who did this to you!” I asked.

“C-C-C-” He tried to answer.

“Caitlyn! Cayla? Who!” I retorted.

“Candy...”...

THIS IS THE LAST FANFIC YOU WILL READ FROM ME FOR A VERY LOOOONG, LONG TIME

The other penguins watched in shock as Sindaj was dragged out of her cell. Sindaj gasped, too. The two big penguins were taken down and arrested. Medics came and gave Sindaj medical attention. "is she... dead?" asked Kowaski in shock. "Sh-she cant be. She's Sindaj" said Private. "Denmark or not, We dont leave a soldier behind" said Skipper. "But.." said Kowalski. Skipper had already left. They began their trip. The first doctor put a breathing tube in her mouth. The segundo one was amazed. "we have a very faint pulse...

"she got shot down...and she crash landed in Denmark" whispered Skipper. Meanwhile Sindaj was in the dirt and in very critical condition. Her right wing and left leg was badly broken and she was cut up and bruised in many places. She was unconscious with a concussion. She didnt feel herself being dragged away. She awoke in a Danish prison cell. Her head was buzzing like Rico's chainsaw. She knew that she was in trouble then sat in the corner and waited. Back at the pinguim lair, plans were brewing. "okay so we know shes in Denmark but in what city" asked Kowalski, scratching his head with his...

"Now continue your routine round one!! Turn that flabby, water-weighted figure into a man's proud figure!!" yelled Telow. "I-I-I'm trying..." whimpered Private, grabbing onto the rope and holding still. "I want to see you ring this damned sino up here!!! NOW!!!" yelled Telow, shaking the rope a bit. "Oh, Woah!! Stop!!" yelled Private, climbing a bit higher. "The enemy never stops shaking the rope!! He or she will shake it until you fall to your doom!!!" yelled Telow. "A-A-Aye sir!!" yelled Private, climbing even further up, he was now only a single toe's length away from ringing the bell, he...

(12:00am in Central Park Zoo)

Skipper: *yawn* Ok boys whats the plan for making sure alice doesn't know we're gone to the North Pole

Kowalski: Skipper I have no idea why we're going to the North Pole but I could build some robots that act exactly like us

Skipper: great oh and we are going there to reason with Santa and his little reindeer and elves

Private: can we go see hunter and cupid!! :D

Skipper: uhhhhh maybe

Private: yay!!!

Rico: nort pole! nort pole!

Kowalski: Skipper it could take 5 days to build the robots and it could take hours setting it up

Skipper: then we leave seguinte week

Kowalski: maybe...

"Indeed now, I can bring devastation to anyone in the way, now that I have my newly found abilities," said Dr. Damion. Hannah frowned slightly. "Are you just going to keep us here forever?!" asked Hannah, holding the bars of her cell. "No, I intend to dispose of you two like the rotting frutas under the cabinet," said Dr. Damion. "One problem with that, I can build something to get us out," said Jett. Dr. Damion frowned. "When have you EVER built something on your own? The Nanobot XV45? That was something you took from a failed scientist invention, and the Volosound Millenia?! That was something...

They were now speeding along, their massive sail pulled down and the motor on Auto-Captain, they looked out the windows of their boat, they were now in the strait, but they didn't see much yet. So they assumed they had past the first hazard, so Jett bravely stepped onto the upper main deck. That was, until they saw that single flash of brownish green lunge down, grab a engradado, caixa of meat rations, and disappear, then another, lunging at an unbolted attachment knob. "Jett get outta there!!" yelled Lilly. Jett then saw another flash of brownish green, only two inches from grabbing him. He looked up...

At last, the group, and the rest of the army, were huddled up at the other side of the river, out of all 5,076 people in both armies, only one army, and 549 people remained, including Hannah, Lilly, Private, Kowalski, and Jett. Private huddled up with the rest of the army, alongside Domingo, everyone, was huddled up in a circular pattern, looking back at the other side of the river where the Tower was, looking for a shortcut to them. Obviously, shooting at the army from the other side wouldn't work, since it's shooting range is short, anywhere within 2 miles was doomed, but anyone out of that...

Dr. Damion was indeed in mixed feelings, he had captured almost all the recruits from the resistance, but lost captivity of Private and 6 other recruits. He then refocused his goals, it was time for a new plan. "I have an excellent idea," said Dr. Damion, getting up from his chair and heading to his security room. He entered the room and saw Johnston sitting in his chair of the security room, he spun it around so quickly that Johnston screamed. "Aaaahhh!!! Good afternoon Doctor!!" said Johnston surprised. "I'm going to leave for now Johnston to bring back the preserved minds of the mais recent...

Julien: *bursts into pinguim HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand you to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lémure, lemur or a penguin. There had been a few animais at her past small zoo but she was the only lémure, lemur and there was no other animais except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the topo, início of the box. This is what she would be living in for the seguinte 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the engradado, caixa gently*...

Why, hello there fellow fãs of the amazing Penguins of Madagascar!
Forgive the title, it's just a ploy to get you to read this.
And since your already here, why not?
But why am I composição literária this? Well, if you observe the type of artigo this is, it is an "opinion."
You all know of the fact that a bit of a fight happened that didn't have to happen if the troublemaker had been left alone, so I have an idea to help us all remind each other.
*guitar strum*
In song.
*ahem*
Intro:
♪ *sweet acapella*Rainbows, innocence, and Luuunnaacooorns,
*techno*Science, mais Science, and Inventionssss
*heavy metal*Crazy...

One Bright and sunny dia in the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Mya were training for fighting.
" ring ring " Mya's phone rang. She ran over to pick it up. " Hello, " she asked. " Oh Krillin! Hows Yamcha doing? "
" Actualy thats what i'm here to talk about, " Krillin said sounding depresed. " He....Has three days... "
" Wha-whaa-what! " Mya screamed. " He's going to.... "
" Afraid so, " Krillin said. " I'm so sorry for the loss your going to have. And now that Piccolo's gone....theres no way we can bring Yamcha back to life. "
Mya felt her coração shatter into pieces as Krillin...

Emma hopped into Marlene's habitat, and saw that she was cleaning up. She turned around and grinned when she saw her friend.

"Hey Emma, how are you?" Marlene asked, putting a vassoura away.

"I'm good Marlene." Emma lied. "How are you?" She asked.

"I'm good today, but a little tired, I've been cleaning all day." Marlene explained sitting down and nodding to the assento seguinte to her, which Emma st down in. Emma was relieved that Marlene didn't notice she lied, even though she usually did.

"So why are you cleaning everything today?" Emma asked curiously.

"Well because my long lost cousin Rodrick is coming...