Whats ur guys Fav Eric Cartman Saying or Quote

You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.

respect my athoritah or scru you guys i'm going home!!

I got two X3


Screw you guys im going home!


YOU DAMN JEW!

GOD DAMNT, GOD I HATE YOU KENNY, MAN YOU ARE HELLA LAME,I AM JENIFOR LOPEZ AND I LIKE TACCOS AND BORITOS,KICK ASS,SCREW YOU HIPPY,SON OF A BITCH,BUT MIIIIIM,SNEAKY JEW RAT,GOD DAMN JEW.

"I am a cop and you will respect my authoriTAH!"

I'll Kick You In The Nuts.

REspect MY authorititah

"But MOOOOM, I'm playing wild wild WEEEEEST!"

"No, kitty, this is MAH pot pie, no kitty thats a bad kitty, no kitty, this is MAH pot PIEEE. Moomm, Kittys being a dildo! no kitty thats a BAD kitty-oh, um, uh excuse me, kitty"

I have A topo, início ten 10. KickAss! 9. Shut up Your Damn Jew Mouth! 8. No kitty thats mah pot pie. No Kitty Thats MaH pot pie!! NO Kitty THATS A BAD GODDAMN Kitty! 7. But muemmm. 6. Kyles mom is a stupid bitch. 5. Shut the hell up Porkers! 4. Kennys so poor ( insert here) 3.Your breaking my balls here. 2. Respect my AUTHORITAH! 1. Screw you guys im going início / Screw you guys , home.

i would have to say this one is my favorite!
"suck my asshole taco bender!" XD when Cesar Millan and his mom are eating KFC in front of him, shit is hilarious! lol i embedded a vid for you all to see

no kitty this my pot pie and mover kitty

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, AY! You get your cadela, puta bunda back in the cozinha and make me some pie!

"Yeah, and I'm not gonna take my friends for granted ever again."

"Suck my bunda hole taco bender!"
XD