Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i said so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought you couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do you see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one you hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red rosas while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The amor of my life, you are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The amor of my life, you smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The amor of my life, you are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
música stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet you are so plain. NOW YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! You didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt roubou James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course you didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: You like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: teixo weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: vampiros cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: You are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than you but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: You only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL lol WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: oi Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i said so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought you couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do you see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one you hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red rosas while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The amor of my life, you are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The amor of my life, you smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The amor of my life, you are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
música stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet you are so plain. NOW YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! You didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt roubou James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course you didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: You like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: teixo weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: vampiros cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: You are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than you but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: You only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL lol WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: oi Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
I wanted to know, what is everyones favorito edward cullen part, in both the movie and the book. It's just a aleatório ? and i didn't know if i should pose it as a fã pick ?, because there are probably lots of possibilities. I can if you guys want me to, just to see what the percentage result would be, but i dont care. My favorito edward part was when he is crying out to bella telling her not to die. But i also like the first kiss, he just sees her a so delicate, its so romantic. I dont know...
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I was walking down the rua and I see a Volvo, well...to my embarasment I squealed like a little girl...(sad?) I was leitura Eclipse in school and Edward did some thing....well you know, Edwardie. I giggled and blushed. My exboyfriend said I was obsessed when I gave him glitter...now you know why he's my Ex....(heh, sorry E.S.) My teacher told us to write an essay on a topic you strongly believe in and you can take sides on...I yelled Edward can woop Jacob...My friend who dresses like Alice says I am addicted...Maybe I am but at least I admit it. :)