33 Annoying Expressions that Killed Our Conversation - Associated Content 

haha! that was funny ;)

I adore that guy ;)

LOL! "Self help book." Reminds me of a joke I heard once. "I asked the sales lady at the book store where the self help section was. She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

AHmazing. Though I do use "I look forward to it." And the skin a cat thing, yeah, that is definitely weird. Have you checked out the banned words list of 2007? There are some good ones on there, too.

oh my goodness, my sides hurt from laughing ahaha. the Self Help one is awesome, but this is my personal favourite: "I'll resort to "Yo Mama" jokes and stab myself in the neck before "agreeing to disagree". That's a promise." HAH!

EDIT: Two heads are better than one. "Not if one of them is a moron"
i just read this and literally started to cry with laughter. amazing. i think i'm in love with this guy.

Randy is brilliant. Read some of his other stuff... I ruin more mascara over reading his articles. I swear.

I love this.

I have half a mind...
Yes you do.

Great article.

But for the one about the "liquid gas" - isn't gas in that case refering to the shorter form of the word "gasoline"? If it is, then it's not a contradiction of terms...

But other than that I loved it! Very funny!