Demotivational KND posters

"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...

Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are you ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of jantar plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was mais of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! You actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, you guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...

"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her biblioteca Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if you know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki said rolling onto the floor....

Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are you guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! You guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! You guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...

"KACEY!" Wally screamed. "Where's my bag? I NEED MY BAG!" Kuki looked at Wally weird. Abby thought nothing of it. Wally kept reaching down for his bag that wasn't there.
Kacey tried her best to calm him down. "Wally! Calm down, maybe you didn't zi-"
"WHO CARES THAT I DIDN'T ZIP IT UP?" He yelled. "I NEED MY BAG!" The Clown came over. He had and angry look on his face.
"You children need to leave now!" The clown said motioning them to get off. "The seguinte kids are coming and I need you all to mover along!" Wally freaked out and hid behind Kacey.
"Listen you fag, my cousin here lost his back pack...

It was a happy dia for all of the KND. Not because it was Numbuh 362's big birthday bash (that wasn't for another 3 months). Not because they had finally defeated the Delightful Children once and for all (not por a long shot). It was the dia of the Cadets seguinte Door graduation ceremony. Kacey (Numbuh 7) and Megan (Numbuh 1000) impaitently waited for the ceremony to embrulho, envoltório up. With great ceremonies comes a great after-party...well, that AND Megan felt she should apoligize to her little sister for embarassing her during her induction (When she was called up to the code module, Megan began cheering:...