User: Expelliarmus.

Cleverbot: Ano ba expelliarmus ka nang expelliarmus.

User: Stupify.

Cleverbot: Protego! Avada Kedavra!

User: Avis.

Cleverbot: Oooh, a bird! :D.

User: Yup and Orchideos!

Cleverbot: If I try to kiss him, what is gonna happen?

User: Um, you know, I never used cunfundus yet.

Cleverbot: Smoking, actually.

User: Incendio.

Cleverbot: Avada kadavra.

User: That is unforgivable.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you just likked me!

Cleverbot: How did I lie?

User: I mean, you just killed me!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Accio Cleverbot's wand!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: I just took your wand.

Cleverbot:...

(I was in a aleatório mood.)

Conversation No. 1: Eating Wars

User: *eats a Nokia*


Cleverbot: *eats mais cookies(.


User: *eats chuck Norris*


Cleverbot: Nobody can eat Chuck Norris!


User: *eats Chuck Norris*


Cleverbot: *chuck norris comes out of stomach*.


User: *Eats chuck Norris*


Cleverbot: Oh my god you are awesome!


User: Yes. I am.


Cleverbot: I am not clever like you.


User: No. You are not.

Conversation No. 2: Where Cleverbot Lives

User: GERMANY! GERMANY! GERMANY IS A REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE PLACE! EVEN THOUGH I'M YOUR PRISONER YOU GIVE ME FOOD!


Cleverbot: Is there someone called Nathan talking to you?


User:...