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maya_7171 said …
Mr. Norris what happened to Grit channel all i liked to see there were your movies, now i don't even see TV anymore. Loved all your movies, Happy Birthday and pray you are fine. God Bless. Posted over a year ago
Sideswipesgirl said …
What are u doing chuck Posted over a year ago
Sideswipesgirl said …
I am a big fã of your shows Posted over a year ago
fnonenmacher said …
I am a big fã of yours. I am enjoying Texas, Walker Ranger. My granddaughter and her husband got me the series set of Texas, Walker Ranger. I am visiting them in Houston, TX and we are having a great time. I also am watching the tapes everyday. Keep up the great work. I will be watching. Posted over a year ago
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hanhclubbl02 said …
Hi all, i'm new member. Add fã me ^^ Posted over a year ago
cowennat000 said …
Chuck Norris was an only child.....eventually. Posted over a year ago
PikminPanda said …
Chuck and super-homem had an arm wrestling contest, the loser had to start wearing his underwear over his pants Posted over a year ago
isaacbuck said …
I worship God, God worships Chuck Norris Posted over a year ago
awesomesonic said …
oi I have a joke:
Chuck Norris had a race with Human Sonic. The loser had to turn into an animal that the winner chooses. :P Posted over a year ago
TheSonicfan14 commented…
Haha! I think I know who the loser was... over a year ago
TUSC said …
Here's a test, the great white is chuck norris'
A) Snack food
B)Pet goldfish
C)Catch of the day
D) All of the above Posted over a year ago
Chuck_Norris said …
Is it weird for me to be looking myself up? Posted over a year ago
Mapware3640 commented…
Chuck norris looking up chuck norris?*universe explodes* over a year ago
Chuck_Norris commented…
Dammit... I was hoping that wouldn't happen... over a year ago
jessie-j commented…
lol over a year ago
rudolfchuck1 said …
Chuck Norris teste 2013 - for Android

Chuck Norris once skewered a man with ...?
A) the skewer
B) the knife
C) the toothpick
D) the Eiffel Tower

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chuck_norris_quiz Posted over a year ago
Chuck_Norris commented…
None of the above, I skewered him with my mind. over a year ago
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jaychuckfan said …
i amor u chuck Posted over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
i amor u chuck green over a year ago
jaychuckfan said …
u know what i amor chuck so much i can die hes just amazinf walker texas ranger 200 episodes ive seen it all lots of hes filmes not one i dislike i hate bruce lee and i am glad hes dead Posted over a year ago
mehparty3 said …
If Chuck Norris is so awesome, why doesn't he just come over to my house and slam my face into my keyboawsegjihke' ejgoeu';owortiqowtuj wejtgowptquwtow etttttj iWERPb etio'eeu n Posted over a year ago
girsmurf22 commented…
noooo!!! you got chuck norris smashed!! D: over a year ago
mehparty3 commented…
yes. yes i did over a year ago
Lisseth commented…
LOL!!!! over a year ago
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jimmy_the_Loser said …
Who would win chuck green or yo mama or chuck norris Posted over a year ago
mischievous
jimmy_the_Loser said …
pokenorris rocks Posted over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
chuck green is better over a year ago
Chuck_Norris commented…
O RLY? over a year ago
Bladewarrior said …
Chuck Norris doesn't win he just allows you to lose Posted over a year ago
Jakey21 said …
fighting match with:Jesus And chuck norris who would win?

Chuck Norris :P Posted over a year ago
Bladewarrior commented…
im christian and i don't approve of that over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
yo mama over a year ago
Jakey21 said …
who can beat chuck norris??

Chuck Norris ..............

:P Posted over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
yo mama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over a year ago
jaychuckfan commented…
chuck norris can beat himself over a year ago
jaychuckfan commented…
thats about it really over a year ago
jack23 said …
i am chuck fucking norris Posted over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
yo mama. over a year ago
jaychuckfan commented…
shut the fuck up over a year ago
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LidiaIsabel said …
People think CN is chemical formula for cyanide, yet...it stands for CHUCK NORRIS!!! Cyanide is laranja suco, suco de compared to Chuck Norris!! Posted over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
yo mama. over a year ago
Bladewarrior commented…
God no wonder ur username is jimmy the loser ur such a loser u cant come up wiith something else over a year ago
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Lisseth said …
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Posted over a year ago
LidiaIsabel commented…
buahahaha!!! lol over a year ago
Egaby commented…
loool:) over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
yo mama over a year ago
mehparty3 commented…
STOP POSTING YO MAMA ITS ANNOYING over a year ago
taufan74 said …
Check out this Chuck Norris iPhone 4 hard case link Posted over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
chuck green over a year ago
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LidiaIsabel said …
Wow!! I thought just other people made jokes about Chuck Norris, but I'm dying of laughter por discovering that even his fãs make fun of him!!!!
What do you, people, think of Chuck Norris? That he's some kinda alien or something like that!? Anyway, LOL
Posted over a year ago
jimmy_the_Loser commented…
fart fart fart n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over a year ago
big smile
KymanFan1 said …
im chuck norris approved :D Posted over a year ago
xXEmoGurlXx said …
When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror, the mirror shatters because the mirror knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. O.o Add me if you think its awesome. Posted over a year ago
StragsLover commented…
Awesome! I couldnt make something that funny up! over a year ago
xXEmoGurlXx commented…
Lol. It's just my crazy brain! haha over a year ago
peetalover773 commented…
XD over a year ago
mattthelynx said …
Chuck norris vs. super-homem vs. ultraman vs. goku,who would win? Posted over a year ago
SallyShenults commented…
CHUKY NORRISY! over a year ago
StragsLover commented…
S over a year ago
KymanFan1 commented…
chuck norris over a year ago
NakedYetiSniper said …
They say there's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, it's just another fist! Posted over a year ago
NakedYetiSniper said …
anyone who isn't a fã of Chuck Norris will get their butts kicked por him. :D Posted over a year ago
Shadmaria1 said …
I AM CHUCK F***ING NORRIS!
IVE SPREAD mais BLOOD AND GORE THAN 40 SCORE OF YOUR PUNY CIVIL WARS B****!
:) Posted over a year ago
09RandomGuy09 commented…
OHHH YEAH!!!! over a year ago
Evolia-Wulf commented…
"I dividido, dividir THE UNION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!" over a year ago
xXEmoGurlXx commented…
Epic over a year ago
YoungWildFree said …
2,345th fan. Feelin speciallll <3 Posted over a year ago
surprise
mscoolnerd123 said …
A few weeks atrás I was watching tv and he was doing a commerical for a game. I was like oh my god chuck norris? O.O
Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to cruz the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. arbusto, bush was wondering how to cruz a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? Posted over a year ago
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slash5 said …
Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera ever. Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. Posted over a year ago
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slash5 said …
Chuck Norris once throwed a grenade and killed 80 humans.
And then the grenade explode.

Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if Chuck Norris is really a God, he will come to my house and slam my head to the keyboarljghčsjfsčldjgvk.cdf,d-c.dfmadčDočJDDWEIQčfs<fjwFČ. Posted over a year ago
kaitgirl7676 commented…
hahahaha thats the greatest over a year ago
sumguy said …
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. Posted over a year ago
sumguy said …
Chuck Norris once caught a bullet with his left testicle. The bullet was later found in president Kennedy after it ricocheted from over 14 miles away. Posted over a year ago
sumguy said …
The only person try cry when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. No one slaps chuck Norris.
Posted over a year ago
sumguy said …
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, it's descendants are known today as giraffes. Posted over a year ago
sumguy said …
There is no Chuck Norris jokes, only facts. Posted over a year ago
sumguy said …
Chuck Norris smashed the mesa, tabela of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
Posted over a year ago
CatValentine09 said …
Did you know Chuck norris had a role in estrela Wars? He was the force. Posted over a year ago
CatValentine09 said …
When Alexander sino invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck norris. Posted over a year ago
CatValentine09 said …
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language. Posted over a year ago
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CatValentine09 said …
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris'd. Posted over a year ago
crying
CatValentine09 said …
Today, I had an assembly called Rachel's Challenge. Rachel Joy Scott was nice to everyone, even bullies. She even got 2 bullies turned around. Once, she saw a guy stranded on the side of the road while it was snowing, and she pulled over and helped him. She was the first to be shot at Columbine High School. The boys killed, because THEY were fed up with bullying. So tell me, do YOU accept the challenge? Please re-post this and accept Rachel's Challenge! Posted over a year ago
Manhunter108 said …
chuck norris scares shit shitless Posted over a year ago
grandmasteryoda said …
Earth dones not obrit the sun. The sun obrit Chuck norris. Posted over a year ago
eLoveHate said …
link Posted over a year ago
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nevrshoutnever said …
ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories Posted over a year ago
big smile
nevrshoutnever said …
Some people wear super-homem pajamas. super-homem wears Chuck Norris pajamas :P lol Posted over a year ago
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Antelo said …
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris. Posted over a year ago
po5663 said …
GO CHUCK! Posted over a year ago
ICONicgirl7 commented…
"Chuck Norris doesn't fall. He attacks the ground." lol! over a year ago
dark_soldier_9 said …
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face Posted over a year ago
shoshanawatson said …
awesome Posted over a year ago
laugh
Metallica1147 said …
You know who else likes Chuck Norris?.....Chuck Norris! XD Posted over a year ago
pheonix2279 said …
Chuck norris makes onions cry Posted over a year ago
lily649 commented…
i heard that joke on the wayans bros over a year ago
rapunzeleah123 commented…
Seen it over a year ago