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cowennat000 said …
Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! Posted over a year ago
Mapware3640 said …
you can get a perfect score on your SATs por putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. Posted over a year ago
Chuck_Norris commented…
I just had to put my name on the sheet. over a year ago
Miner4evr said …
the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. Posted over a year ago
Chuck_Norris commented…
His head the exploded shortly afterwards. over a year ago
VoicesInMyHead said …
Why did Chuck Norris cruz the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't cruz the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. Posted over a year ago
Chuck_Norris commented…
Correct. over a year ago
Mistyflower said …
Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb Posted over a year ago
sophiebridgers commented…
i hope you have fun being dead:) over a year ago
klaine_forever commented…
chuck norris is amazing over a year ago
rantora13 said …
chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk fórum and a picture of him croucheing.
Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to cruz the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. arbusto, bush was wonderin how to cruz a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only animais that Chuck Norris let them live.

When sino invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. Posted over a year ago
slash5 said …
Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) Posted over a year ago
ninjaindisguise said …
When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris Posted over a year ago
fox_tamer_113 commented…
Now there's 2 Chuck Norris'es X3 over a year ago
HouseInDaHouse said …
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH Posted over a year ago
Jasper_LUVER said …
the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris Posted over a year ago
laugh
fox_tamer_113 said …
jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. Posted over a year ago
fox_tamer_113 commented…
*through XP over a year ago
ninjaindisguise commented…
omg ur so right!! over a year ago
laugh
dark_soldier_9 said …
There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on Posted over a year ago
laugh
fox_tamer_113 said …
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even mais badass than in this one. When it was discovered por Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. Posted over a year ago