Canada24's club.. My favorito Will Farrell quotes.. Because I forgot how funny this dude can be

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I&# 39; m gonna put my nut- sack, on your drum- set!!
I'm gonna put my nut-sack, on your drum-set!!
I&# 39; m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!...
If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They amor the tender meat!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
You sit on a thrown of lies!!
You sit on a thrown of lies!!
You smell like beef and cheese, you don&# 39; t smell...
You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
You go to hell, and while you&# 39; re there, why don&# 39; t...
You go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK bunda BITCH!!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK bunda BITCH!!
One dia I&# 39; ll get you over that mural of anger, and...
One dia I'll get you over that mural of anger, and it will be glorious!
Oh look, he&# 39; s flying!
Oh look, he's flying!
I&# 39; m Ricky Bobby. If you don&# 39; t chew Big Red, than...
I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, than fuck you.
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to...
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
Here&# 39; s the deal I&# 39; m the best there is. Plain and...
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple..
You&# 39; re not a doctor... you&# 39; re a big, fat,...
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
I&# 39; m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full...
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shi
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
I wasn&# 39; t * fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
Why don&# 39; t you go back to your iní cio on whore...
Why don't you go back to your início on whore island!!
You get my son to call you daddy. I * fuck* your...
You get my son to call you daddy. I *fuck* your wife!
I crapped gold!
I crapped gold!
don&# 39; t sexually harass me I&# 39; m already sad.
don't sexually harass me I'm already sad.
oi Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
oi Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
YOU CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I&# 39; M THE...
YOU CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I'M THE GREATEST MAN, IN THE WORLD!!
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa&# 39; s here ? I know...
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa's here ? I know him
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