#1: Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito scary movie? Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution. Chris/Ghostface: YOU EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH! [...] (Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke) Chris/Ghostface: That little cadela, puta made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2: "So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3: "Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...
#1: POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away! ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay or a serial killer..
#2: POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be. ME: I would, but you might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3: POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!? ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider you a rapist for "having a penis"
#1: LIAM NEESON: I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it. He's always saving people in a very similar formula. But.. He's still LIAM NEESON. This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG: The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. You really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg.. I actually like him mais in filmes like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance.. But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
#1: "Let's read frases during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, you can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"
#2: Spike: The spell took over you, and you wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell you how I really felt about it, but then I... I told you the truth. Mrawkwardreviewer: My pergunta is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...
#10: METALLICA: Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too. But don't get me wrong. Once you get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube. I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)
#8: THREE DAYS GRACE: There both from my childhood AND one of my início towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..
#7: FAT JOE:
#6: SLIPKNOT: The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..
Ten miles from Ponyville, por the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09 Barry from SeanTheHedgehog Ditto from Canada24 Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15 Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog Joe from SeanTheHedgehog Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel Lexi from Sonicexeluv Orion from Alinah_09 Saten Twist from Canada24 Snowflake from Alinah_09...
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fã fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fã fiction including any copying, reproduction or performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fã fiction.
#1: Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... OR I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2: Ian: (evilly) Here you go Mom! (giggles evilly) [Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking] Ian: Die mom! (laughs) Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle. Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE! [Ian starts crying] Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, you can try to kill me again later.
#3: Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
#1: PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, or we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked). PBG: PUTT-PUTT! YOU HAD ONE JOB!!
#2: Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job. PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!
#3: PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again. PuttPutt: Hot ziggity. PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after you repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester.. PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, you find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.....
#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire): Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen por his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated por how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea.. But he'll forgive me. Always dose..
#1: BILLY GREY: In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the anjos of Death as a peace offering.
Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE anjos OF DEATH. And within only five minutos after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war. So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.
In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony) What can I say. She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever. And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy leitura sequels of it.
#9: FLIQPY (happy árvore friends) The character may not be fã made, but the name Fliqpy is. It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy. And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped. Always like how that happens. Same with when people show Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Announcer: It's not a bright future. Sean & Nik: *Laying down side por side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them* Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom? Nik: Yeah. Announcer: It's not something to look progressivo, para a frente to. S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair* Announcer: It's 2021.
#1: JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
#2: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..
#3: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..
#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight you are not quite sure what he is about or how dangerous he is although you have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a mais mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
#1: West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight. John: I'll give you insight -- I'll show you what your guts look like.
#2: French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 mais segundos your whole world's gonna turn black! (John Marston walks into the barn) John: What's up, boys? (Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John) Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you! John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo. French: Look here, this paddy bastard roubou our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...