1.    “Accidentally” call him a girl in public.
2.    Ask him if he is a transvestite.
3.    Every time he goes on stage yell “Bill you’ve impregnated me!!” and run.
4.    Ask him if he could ever have a baby.
5.    Pretend you can’t remember his name, and call him Tom-with-makeup all day.
6.    Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’
7.    Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks...