1. "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!"
2. "Bite My Colossal Metal Ass!"
3. "Bite My Glorious Golden Ass!"
4. "Lick My Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante Metal Ass!"
5. "Hey, end of universe, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!"
6. "Hey, whats this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? YO MAMA! HAHA!"
7. "DO THE BENDER, DO THE BENDER!"
8. "Whoa, mama! Get a room you two! (Guy says: We're in a room!) Well then, lose some weight!"
9. "Stop touching my junk, pervert!"
10. "You know whats funny? (Fry Says : what?) You weiner!"
11. "Well, bite my shiny metal....OHHHHH NOOOOOO!"
12. "Bite My Red Hot Glowing Ass!"
13. "She'll be coming round the mountin when she...