From an email I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO cama
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to cama and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in cama to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO cama
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to cama and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in cama to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
1.) Eat Chocolate. chocolate helps you have less stress which will make you feel better when having PMS.
2.) Try not to act like you are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like you have nothing wrong with you and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go mais smoothly so you won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps you relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make you feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily or hourly.
2.) Try not to act like you are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like you have nothing wrong with you and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go mais smoothly so you won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps you relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make you feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily or hourly.
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up or being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.