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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim you are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe you but DONT give up, see how far you can get WARNING! may result in you being arrested.

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include comical situations such as "in the likely event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when you are the...
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Skit commercial from the Conan O'Brian Show
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Source: Walt Handelsman - Newsday
I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabine pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two or more...
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Source: Lori Leidig
Singapore is arguably Asia's most beautiful island nation and one of the most visited cities in the world. It's a bustling cosmopolitan with a multi-ethnic culture and diversity.
With its numerous natural and man-made attractions, Singapore remains one of the mais favoured destinations to tour around. Millions of visitors around the ano visit Singapore to indulge in its stylish lifestyle.
Singapore attractions
Visitors from all over the world book flights to Singapore to see the dazzling beauty and natural aura that this amazing place has to offer. Singapore has world class parks, natural reservoirs,...
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Source: Lori Leidig
Dean Martin & Foster Brooks in a classic skit
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Source: desktops.org.ua
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Source: Lori Leidig
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Source: chrisruzin.net
 Cheap Flights to Hong Kong
Cheap Flights to Hong Kong
Of late, the UK travellers seeking cheap flights to Hong Kong repeatedly experience overbooking profiles. The dominant carriers, such as Air China, China Southern Airlines, China Eastern, Dragon, Cathay Pacific, KLM and British Airways despite adding new flights to Hong Kong and Macau frequently, often face exceeding number of passengers willing to explore this part of the world. The causes for this can be many.

According to the International Air Transport Association (IATA), the Asia-Pacific countries are showing higher growth of air traffic. As per the IATA Director General Giovanni Bisignani,...
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SNAP!
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Source: flightsim.com - Tony Martin
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Source: Goran Winer
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Source: airliners.nl
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Source: airliners.nl