Happy New ano Achmed, maybe you'll get the 72 virgins you wanted in 2013. Or 72 goats. Posted over a year ago

Achmed is the best!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I KEEL YOU! Posted over a year ago

haha have any of you seen the one wehere jeff dunham like achmeds how do you spell your name ? achemeds like aaaaaaaaa llllllll slimmm hahahahahahaha :) Posted over a year ago

I amor how kill is spelled keel! or when he talked to a.j and said WTF OMG imean OMA. Totaly lol Posted over a year ago

I absolutely amor the father and son reunion. Posted over a year ago

Achmed: Silence! I kill you! Posted over a year ago

Jeff: Achmed he's your son look at him what do you see

Achmed: well he does have my eye *laugh*

AJ: Its true yes I do

Achmed: why the hell do you sound like Elton John?

Jeff: After the accident when you were seperated he was rasied in england

Aj: Did my mum miss me?

Achmed: yeah I don't know what the hell. Posted over a year ago

It is not Achmed it is AHHCKmed.
How do you spell that?
Oh, that is easy. A.....C....PHLEGM
XD Posted over a year ago

"I am a horrible parent"
"why"
"I took him to take your kid to work day....Its not funny! My wife is still pissed at me! She asked 'where's our son' and I said 'over there over there and up there'"

I am so excited I get to c him live again on new years eve. Posted over a year ago

i guess you're muslim.
no i'm not.
you're not muslim?
no.
why?
look at my ass. it says 'made in china'.
XD Posted over a year ago

silence!!!! i kill you! Posted over a year ago