Really girls?

(Prepare for my hypocritical side)

Why do girls mainly get crushes on zim?
He's cute, funny, yes, yes.
But...*clears throat* he loves NOBODY!!

Not: Gaz, Tak, Dib, Gir, Keef, Zita, The Tallests, Professor Membrane, Maz, (Anyone named miz), Meg, Mar, Min, Becky, Zayo, Chris, Starburst, Mandy, Xio, Bim, Tiv, Ukivia, Olivia, Ash, Abbey, Sue...(I can go on all night. If your oc is here, don't be insulted. Even my ocs are in here)

C'mon, make up a irken, similar to zim if you have to, a twin, a clone, a robot of him...anything

(Feel free to yell at me)