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What's Your Take - artigo 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say segundo verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts atuação weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - artigo 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc you you overrated prick. You suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell you do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did you bring me along!?

???: you figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that you have to bring me with you!

???: in the filmes people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would you think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

rápido, rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

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Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw you commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know you can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see you tonight. I only want you to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

posted by windwakerguy430

Steel Ball Run is said por many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most favorito part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojos

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and today on this artigo of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own list of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that you probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favorito to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of you may have a different Jojo that you see as your favorite, or maybe you may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If you don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

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Windwakerguy430's topo, início 5 Best and Worst Dark Souls Bosses

posted by windwakerguy430

After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my favorito RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with you all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. You may...

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Windwakerguy430's topo, início Ten Demons

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Now, Dia das bruxas is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different topo, início tens for the seguinte following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the topo, início ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that you find lurking the in the depths of hell, or in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, or played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

Canada24's reviews of HELLSING ULTIMATE: (complete verison)

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big animê fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

The topo, início 100 - #15: Bloodborne

posted by windwakerguy430

So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try mais than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where you play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting lobisomens and witches, but it isn’t long...

The topo, início 100 - #58: Yakuza Kiwami

posted by windwakerguy430

I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book por its cover, the voice atuação is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 101 - Doki Doki Literature Club

posted by windwakerguy430

………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with you emotionally and mentally, and tricks you por being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.

…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE artigo IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS artigo IF YOU PLAN ON READING...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

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Original Fan-Fiction: Network 999! Episode 2: A Trial, Then An Error....

posted by deathding

(Link to the first episode will be in the comments section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the seguinte exciting episode of my new recent hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the seguinte one a bit early. :D I hope you enjoy the seguinte episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the ano 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even mais powerful than ever. You see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by windwakerguy430

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one por far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, por far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

posted by windwakerguy430

Link: Man, this job is a lot mais fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone por killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears música behind waterfall) What is this. The música is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - artigo 116 - Very Dirty Movie

posted by windwakerguy430

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do you get when you get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ You get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...