So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet you all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-

Smooth Criminal has already stolen this review



Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my favorito Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed por Capcom, created por the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...

Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid meia puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, dia of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do mais than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn por war, and now joins a resistance...

So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV or even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if you watched...

In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them

Anime



Creepypasta



And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP



Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...

Well, looks like I'm late to the party again. After the latest nintendo Direct that ended things off with an incredibly hype trailer for Smash 5, showing off Mario and Breath of the Wild Link staring down the Inklings from Splatoon, and with nothing else after that, it drove people insane. So, with Smash 5 coming out this year, we all know what our thoughts are. Who are they gonna bring into the game this time? When Brawl introduced Sonic, we all were kinda happy. Heck, despite how much our minds were blown that Snake was in Brawl, we could see it being possible. But with Smash 4 introducing...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.



Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal Japão in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...

Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are mais than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a topo, início five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s...

I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one favorito game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that you can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nikpicks, where I talk about little tidbits of some of my favorito games out there, weather they be lore and stories of the world, little thoughts that run through my mind, or just things that I either really amor or... for lack of a better word, dislike, little pieces of it. And what better way to start this new series off than with immediate negativity... Now you all know that this is clearly an artigo created por me. Now, before I get into the subject, let us discuss the game. Persona 3. Or rather, the FES version that I played. Now, Persona 3 is easily one...

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...

Oh, Sega. When will you ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a mural of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, you will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...

Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s início (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve you been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got mais time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. Said that she was on the phone with...

Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad natal horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when you think of anything that appears to be scary, what do you think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of you think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead or just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if you aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make you change your mind. And that movie in pergunta is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...

Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are you excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest filmes out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even mais Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels mais like a Dia das bruxas movie (The holiday,...

Back in the 70s, when filmes were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director por the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my friends find to be one of the best slasher filmes out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman por the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...

(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...

(Please be advised that there's some mais mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming ícone and certainly one of the most popular anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...

(Please be advised that there's some mais mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to amor about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is no geral, global a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why you may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...

Wow, a horror animê review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot mais of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I amor oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which you know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an animê about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this animê just so happens...