Big Ounce - A character named after the meme, fully called “Big Ounce: Professional rua Nigga”. Big Ounce (Nik’s character) is seen as an obese black man with red dreads and a red beard, wearing a big winter casaco and a beanie on his head. Some people call Big Ounce homeless, but little do they know, início is what you make it… Big Ounce lives in a box. Despite Big Ounce’s poor state, he manages to be one of the best rappers in Def Jam. That, or he at least knows how to beat up other rappers that you probably don’t care about. Big Ounce has done everything he could to bring Biggie back from the dead just to pile drive him back in.
Blue-Ball’d - A character in Soul Calibur created por Nik and Raven. Claimed as their bouncy baby boy, he was later abandoned to the Netherrealm for being such a disappointment. He wore a weird vest, used cat paws as weapons, and wore a crown on his head. His most noticeable trait, however, were his massive, blue testicles. Blue-Ball’d enter the Soul Calibur arena in hopes that someone would end his suffering, but because he is too good a fighter, he always wins, thus leaving him blue-balled. He was later left to rot on Raven’s PS3 Memory, where he would never get to taste death.
Brian Baker - An online friend of Ben’s who made it on the news for starting the Limp Bizkit Sunoco 2016 Tour prank. The prank stated that Limp Bizkit would arrive to do a show, concerto at a Sunoco Gas Station in Dayton, Ohio. Hundreds of people arrived, and even T-shirts were made, before the police arrived to tell everyone that there would be no concert, much to everyone’s disappointment. Nik was left hysterical and saw Brian Baker as a hero for this. Ben has also planned on finding these Sunoco T-shirts for him and Nik. If he does, Nik has promised to wear it around campus.
Genos the Edgehog - A Sonic OC created por Nik and Ryan. After watching the trailer for Sonic Forces, Nik was enjoying the Deviantart jokes while Ryan was getting salty. Nik has been pushing Prego Genos the Edgehog as the new friend of Sonic. Genos comes from a world where everyone is always pregnant, but Genos hopes to be impregnated with Sonic’s child, and so, does what he can to kill his enemies to gain Sonic’s trust and access to his quilly dick. Ben was disturbed of this character.
Glen or Glenda - A 1953 movie directed por Ed Wood and considered to be one of the worst filmes ever made. Nik payed a whole 25 cents for the film, as well as another Ed Wood movie, Bride of the Monster, and the original Dracula, just so he could watch a good Bela Lugosi film. Nik has been doing everything he could to get the world to remember this film. It hasn’t gone well so far.
I’m Fucking Invincible - A quote from the character Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Nik has gone on to shout this phrase in every game whenever he gains an invincibility boost. He is immediately killed afterward due to rushing headfirst into fights instead of using his invincibility wisely.
Insane Clown Posse - A música group that, once Nik heard about, he grew to hate even mais than U2. Nik could not stand the music, the members of it, and the intolerable fãs that were a part of it. Despite Nik’s unintentional enjoyment of Limp Bizkit, he claims that “Insane Clown Posse just pushes attitude like Limp Bizkit, but with shittier music, no respect whatsoever, and yet they somehow got popular”. Nik takes every chance to insult ICP. This, like Baby Geniuses making Nik hate kids, has made Nik hate clowns. He is pleased that ICP has died (In relevance).
Kujo Jotaro - A local Stand user in Inaba, Japão created por Nik, Logan, and Raven. Kujo has a habit of liking girls better than Ryan’s, raid his uncles fridge for all of the food, eat magazines, leave Yuri Lowenthal to die in the trash where he belongs, and talk mad shit to the teacher. Though Kujo fears no man, he is secretly terrified of his young cousin’s Thousand Hand bunda Slap attack she uses on her uncle daily.
Look at those Mega Milks - A phrase used por Nik’s brother that he adopted and used whenever a large breasted character shows up, including obese men. The term “Mega Milk” comes from a meme of the same name, as shown here
Magical Time Police - A term that came to Nik’s head at aleatório used to describe the police in Grand Theft Auto games. Due to them always coming around Nik’s friends whenever they do the smallest things and always ready to gun them down in the street, Nik has claimed that they seem to always appear when any small crime is committed like some magical time traveler cops. Time cops have appeared in other games aside from GTA, like Saints Row, Tony Hawk Underground, Kane and Lynch 2, and Persona to an extent
Mr. Arley - The alternate personality of Nik’s composição literária teacher. Mr. Arley is believed to be a part of some sort of Fight Club thing with Mr. Arbee. He has appeared in many different games, either intentionally or created por Nik and friends. He has appeared in games like Life is Strange and Alan Wake, as a writer and teacher, but has also appeared in Saints Row as a crime boss, and put into Soul Calibur as the man who beats enemies with just his fists as a god of fighting. Mr. Arley is believed to be the resfriador, refrigerador persona of Mr. Arbee. He still loves Wilco, though.
nintendo Switch - A console created por Nik that Ben was able to get the last copy of at his local store. Nik has purposely given the Switch different names, such as the nintendo Twitch, the nintendo Ditch, and the groups favorite, the nintendo Bitch. Everyone, Nik included, really do enjoy the Switch
Pyrrha - A character from RWBY, a show Nik’s friend, Ryan, loves very much. Despite Nik forever refusing to watch the show, when he was told that Pyrrha died a horrible death, he jumped at the chance to make as many jokes as he could on it. This resulted in Ryan become super salty, but he refused to stop it and continued to keep it going. Nik was pleased that many other people online have also joked about it, and has made Ryan outrank Gao the Lesser in salt. He is now tied with Jade for the título of The Saltiest.
Radical islamismo - A character created por Nik for his Tony Hawk games. Radical islamismo has come from the Al Qaeda to New Jersey so he could blow American’s away… With sick tricks. Radical islamismo has become a massive influence for spreading his message por showing his tricks to the world, including the Allah Airtime. Radical islamismo has been a part of other sports, such as snowboarding, biking, basketball, boxing, and has branched out to other fighting games as well.
Skater Die - A park Nik has named that is close to his college. Due to his college being really close to a patim, skate park, he claims it looks a lot like the first level of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. Nik and a friend of his has planned to get a job near the skatepark in the hopes of just screwing around and watching skater kids wipe out during their break for fun. It would be worth the minimum wage, as Nik has claimed
Skullgirls - A fighting game released in 2012. It became one of Nik’s favorito fighting games, and has even had it up there with fighting game classics like Tekken. Nik has been pushing this on his friends to buy it, with each one groaning in annoyance. friends have claimed that they either don’t know how to play it like casuals or prefer other fighting games like cowards. Nik had even spent fifteen dollars from his own savings for the five DLC characters. He had to earn that money back por doing summer work. He claimed “It was worth it”.
Tito - The main character from Dragon Age: Origins, named after the character Tito “Dickman” Dick from the TV series, The Nutshack. Known for his incredibly friendly behavior and his super sexy and giant moustache, Tito went around the land, killing the Blight and doing everything he could to screw with Lord Howe and Loghain ever chance he could. After besting Loghain, he killed him in court, allowing only his daughter to bath in her father’s blood. Tito would accidently leave Leliana and Sten to die, not out of spite, but out of incompetence. Tito later went on to sleep with Morrigan to have his creepy demon baby and kill the Archdemon, being a hero of the people.
Vanilla Slut - A quote from the game Lollipop Chainsaw, a favorito of Nik and Ben’s. Nik has described a place called the Vanilla Slut a building that doubles as both an ice cream parlor and a very classy strip club, as Nik believes nothing goes better with an erection than ice cream. Ben has agreed with this.
Waffle House - A restaurant chain in America, but mostly known por Nik and Ben for being a location where celebrity Kid Rock got into a fight. The footage shows Kid Rock (Or rather, his bodyguards) Beating up a man inside the Waffle House. Nik and Ben have deemed the location as Kid Rock’s own fighting location, and that his assist is the same as a normal attack, as he always hangs back to let his guards do the fighting.
Yukari - A character in Persona 3 that Nik, at first, saw as the best possible partner for the main character. That changed the moment Nik finished The Answer, which he claims as Persona’s Final fantasia XIII. Yukari constantly berated her friends for not doing perfect, and would always ignore them at every chance she could. The moment that broke Nik was when, when she had a chance to reset time to fight the final boss of Persona 3, she was ready to jump at the chance for spoiler reasons. When her friends were terrified or saw it as selfish, Yukari would call everyone selfish dicks, insult them, bring them to utter sadness and guilt, and came up with the plan to beat up her friends in order to go back in time for her own selfish reasons. She is remembered for being a character that made Nik as furious as he has ever gotten at a fictional character. She has been deemed por some to be the new Eric Sparrow, but Nik claims Yukari is worse than Eric Sparrow, because they try their hardest to make you feel sorry for Yukari when you don’t want to, while you were made to hate Eric.
Blue-Ball’d - A character in Soul Calibur created por Nik and Raven. Claimed as their bouncy baby boy, he was later abandoned to the Netherrealm for being such a disappointment. He wore a weird vest, used cat paws as weapons, and wore a crown on his head. His most noticeable trait, however, were his massive, blue testicles. Blue-Ball’d enter the Soul Calibur arena in hopes that someone would end his suffering, but because he is too good a fighter, he always wins, thus leaving him blue-balled. He was later left to rot on Raven’s PS3 Memory, where he would never get to taste death.
Brian Baker - An online friend of Ben’s who made it on the news for starting the Limp Bizkit Sunoco 2016 Tour prank. The prank stated that Limp Bizkit would arrive to do a show, concerto at a Sunoco Gas Station in Dayton, Ohio. Hundreds of people arrived, and even T-shirts were made, before the police arrived to tell everyone that there would be no concert, much to everyone’s disappointment. Nik was left hysterical and saw Brian Baker as a hero for this. Ben has also planned on finding these Sunoco T-shirts for him and Nik. If he does, Nik has promised to wear it around campus.
Genos the Edgehog - A Sonic OC created por Nik and Ryan. After watching the trailer for Sonic Forces, Nik was enjoying the Deviantart jokes while Ryan was getting salty. Nik has been pushing Prego Genos the Edgehog as the new friend of Sonic. Genos comes from a world where everyone is always pregnant, but Genos hopes to be impregnated with Sonic’s child, and so, does what he can to kill his enemies to gain Sonic’s trust and access to his quilly dick. Ben was disturbed of this character.
Glen or Glenda - A 1953 movie directed por Ed Wood and considered to be one of the worst filmes ever made. Nik payed a whole 25 cents for the film, as well as another Ed Wood movie, Bride of the Monster, and the original Dracula, just so he could watch a good Bela Lugosi film. Nik has been doing everything he could to get the world to remember this film. It hasn’t gone well so far.
I’m Fucking Invincible - A quote from the character Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Nik has gone on to shout this phrase in every game whenever he gains an invincibility boost. He is immediately killed afterward due to rushing headfirst into fights instead of using his invincibility wisely.
Insane Clown Posse - A música group that, once Nik heard about, he grew to hate even mais than U2. Nik could not stand the music, the members of it, and the intolerable fãs that were a part of it. Despite Nik’s unintentional enjoyment of Limp Bizkit, he claims that “Insane Clown Posse just pushes attitude like Limp Bizkit, but with shittier music, no respect whatsoever, and yet they somehow got popular”. Nik takes every chance to insult ICP. This, like Baby Geniuses making Nik hate kids, has made Nik hate clowns. He is pleased that ICP has died (In relevance).
Kujo Jotaro - A local Stand user in Inaba, Japão created por Nik, Logan, and Raven. Kujo has a habit of liking girls better than Ryan’s, raid his uncles fridge for all of the food, eat magazines, leave Yuri Lowenthal to die in the trash where he belongs, and talk mad shit to the teacher. Though Kujo fears no man, he is secretly terrified of his young cousin’s Thousand Hand bunda Slap attack she uses on her uncle daily.
Look at those Mega Milks - A phrase used por Nik’s brother that he adopted and used whenever a large breasted character shows up, including obese men. The term “Mega Milk” comes from a meme of the same name, as shown here
Magical Time Police - A term that came to Nik’s head at aleatório used to describe the police in Grand Theft Auto games. Due to them always coming around Nik’s friends whenever they do the smallest things and always ready to gun them down in the street, Nik has claimed that they seem to always appear when any small crime is committed like some magical time traveler cops. Time cops have appeared in other games aside from GTA, like Saints Row, Tony Hawk Underground, Kane and Lynch 2, and Persona to an extent
Mr. Arley - The alternate personality of Nik’s composição literária teacher. Mr. Arley is believed to be a part of some sort of Fight Club thing with Mr. Arbee. He has appeared in many different games, either intentionally or created por Nik and friends. He has appeared in games like Life is Strange and Alan Wake, as a writer and teacher, but has also appeared in Saints Row as a crime boss, and put into Soul Calibur as the man who beats enemies with just his fists as a god of fighting. Mr. Arley is believed to be the resfriador, refrigerador persona of Mr. Arbee. He still loves Wilco, though.
nintendo Switch - A console created por Nik that Ben was able to get the last copy of at his local store. Nik has purposely given the Switch different names, such as the nintendo Twitch, the nintendo Ditch, and the groups favorite, the nintendo Bitch. Everyone, Nik included, really do enjoy the Switch
Pyrrha - A character from RWBY, a show Nik’s friend, Ryan, loves very much. Despite Nik forever refusing to watch the show, when he was told that Pyrrha died a horrible death, he jumped at the chance to make as many jokes as he could on it. This resulted in Ryan become super salty, but he refused to stop it and continued to keep it going. Nik was pleased that many other people online have also joked about it, and has made Ryan outrank Gao the Lesser in salt. He is now tied with Jade for the título of The Saltiest.
Radical islamismo - A character created por Nik for his Tony Hawk games. Radical islamismo has come from the Al Qaeda to New Jersey so he could blow American’s away… With sick tricks. Radical islamismo has become a massive influence for spreading his message por showing his tricks to the world, including the Allah Airtime. Radical islamismo has been a part of other sports, such as snowboarding, biking, basketball, boxing, and has branched out to other fighting games as well.
Skater Die - A park Nik has named that is close to his college. Due to his college being really close to a patim, skate park, he claims it looks a lot like the first level of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. Nik and a friend of his has planned to get a job near the skatepark in the hopes of just screwing around and watching skater kids wipe out during their break for fun. It would be worth the minimum wage, as Nik has claimed
Skullgirls - A fighting game released in 2012. It became one of Nik’s favorito fighting games, and has even had it up there with fighting game classics like Tekken. Nik has been pushing this on his friends to buy it, with each one groaning in annoyance. friends have claimed that they either don’t know how to play it like casuals or prefer other fighting games like cowards. Nik had even spent fifteen dollars from his own savings for the five DLC characters. He had to earn that money back por doing summer work. He claimed “It was worth it”.
Tito - The main character from Dragon Age: Origins, named after the character Tito “Dickman” Dick from the TV series, The Nutshack. Known for his incredibly friendly behavior and his super sexy and giant moustache, Tito went around the land, killing the Blight and doing everything he could to screw with Lord Howe and Loghain ever chance he could. After besting Loghain, he killed him in court, allowing only his daughter to bath in her father’s blood. Tito would accidently leave Leliana and Sten to die, not out of spite, but out of incompetence. Tito later went on to sleep with Morrigan to have his creepy demon baby and kill the Archdemon, being a hero of the people.
Vanilla Slut - A quote from the game Lollipop Chainsaw, a favorito of Nik and Ben’s. Nik has described a place called the Vanilla Slut a building that doubles as both an ice cream parlor and a very classy strip club, as Nik believes nothing goes better with an erection than ice cream. Ben has agreed with this.
Waffle House - A restaurant chain in America, but mostly known por Nik and Ben for being a location where celebrity Kid Rock got into a fight. The footage shows Kid Rock (Or rather, his bodyguards) Beating up a man inside the Waffle House. Nik and Ben have deemed the location as Kid Rock’s own fighting location, and that his assist is the same as a normal attack, as he always hangs back to let his guards do the fighting.
Yukari - A character in Persona 3 that Nik, at first, saw as the best possible partner for the main character. That changed the moment Nik finished The Answer, which he claims as Persona’s Final fantasia XIII. Yukari constantly berated her friends for not doing perfect, and would always ignore them at every chance she could. The moment that broke Nik was when, when she had a chance to reset time to fight the final boss of Persona 3, she was ready to jump at the chance for spoiler reasons. When her friends were terrified or saw it as selfish, Yukari would call everyone selfish dicks, insult them, bring them to utter sadness and guilt, and came up with the plan to beat up her friends in order to go back in time for her own selfish reasons. She is remembered for being a character that made Nik as furious as he has ever gotten at a fictional character. She has been deemed por some to be the new Eric Sparrow, but Nik claims Yukari is worse than Eric Sparrow, because they try their hardest to make you feel sorry for Yukari when you don’t want to, while you were made to hate Eric.