Wind: (Walking into school, with the school officer sitting in his car) Hey, you know that I passed, like, fifteen different drug dealers on the way to school right. At least seven of them offered to sell me cocaine.
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.
Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the elevator)
Cody: Sup, fagatron
Wind: Oh, God, shoot me now
Cody: Where are you going
Wind: Seeing as how the staircase is a short bus pile up, I’m taking the elevator to the segundo floor
Cody: Yeah, me too
Wind: Lovely. Anyone else
Cody: Well
(They see that James, Hannah, Amanda, Miku, and Nicole are also taking the elevator)
Wind: So much for a peaceful ride (Gets in the elevator with the others and pushes the button on the right)
(Everyone sits quietly)
Cody: …. So, anyone see the latest movie Creepy Movie
Everyone: No
Cody: Yeah…. Me neither
(The elevator suddenly stops)
Wind: Oh, god. Don’t tell me (Presses every button on the elevator door) Well…. This is a massive load of shit
Cody: Oh god. Are we gonna die in here
James: Die!
Cody: OH GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!
Wind: (Slaps both Cody and James) Both of you shut the fuck up!
(They both calm down)
Wind: Good (Slaps Cody again)
Cody: Ow, what was that for
Wind: Because. Now, we all just need to stay calm and wait it out until help arrives. I suggest that someone calls 911
Hannah: Okay. Call them
Wind: Ha! You think with my allowance, which is fucking nothing I should add, that I am able to buy a cellphone?
Hannah: Fine (Dials 911)
Officer: (Sitting in his car, when his phone rings) Hello?
Hannah: Hello, officer? Me and other students are trapped in the school elevator. We need help
Officer: Oh. Don’t worry, I’ll send help right away (Hangs up, only to go back to lying around in his car)
Hannah: Okay, so they should be here soon
(They all sit in the elevator, bored)
Miku: They’re not coming, are they
Hannah: No.
Wind: Okay, fuck this (Gets up) I’m getting out of here. Cody! James! Make a human ladder
Hannah: What are you doing Wind
Wind: I’m going to climb up to the topo, início and get us out of here through that topo, início of the elevator (Climbs on Cody and James and pushes on the door on topo, início of the elevator) Why won’t it budge
(1 Week Prior)
Janitor: (Carrying pound of rotting meat, when he looks down the elevator shaft) ….. I’m sure no one will notice (Throws pound of meat down the shaft)
Cody: I knew it. We are going to die
Hannah: We won’t die. We just need to wait until someone comes to help
Wind: Oh yeah, brilliant idea that was. Tell me, do you see the police coming to rescue us
Hannah: Okay, so maybe they are late
Wind: Or maybe you’re mais full of shit than a politician. Screw this (Jumps up and down)
Amanda: What are you doing, Wind
Wind: I’m going to jump up and down until the elevator falls and crashes into the school basement
Hannah: Wind, that is a terrible idea
Wind: Hey, don’t worry. You are all my meat shields on the impact, so at least I will survive
(They group suddenly tries to stop Wind)
Wind: (Pulls out a knife) I swear to god, I will cut you all down if you touch me
Teacher: (Fixes the elevator) I swear, this thing is always breaking
(The doors open)
Wind: BACK THE FUCK OFF, ALL OF YOU
Teacher: What the hell!? What are you all doing here
(They all look at him)
Hannah: We were stuck
Teacher: No, not that. I mean why are you in the elevator to begin with. The elevator is off limits to students. Now get out of there
(They all get out)
Teacher: I swear, those kids have no respect for property
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.
Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the elevator)
Cody: Sup, fagatron
Wind: Oh, God, shoot me now
Cody: Where are you going
Wind: Seeing as how the staircase is a short bus pile up, I’m taking the elevator to the segundo floor
Cody: Yeah, me too
Wind: Lovely. Anyone else
Cody: Well
(They see that James, Hannah, Amanda, Miku, and Nicole are also taking the elevator)
Wind: So much for a peaceful ride (Gets in the elevator with the others and pushes the button on the right)
(Everyone sits quietly)
Cody: …. So, anyone see the latest movie Creepy Movie
Everyone: No
Cody: Yeah…. Me neither
(The elevator suddenly stops)
Wind: Oh, god. Don’t tell me (Presses every button on the elevator door) Well…. This is a massive load of shit
Cody: Oh god. Are we gonna die in here
James: Die!
Cody: OH GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!
Wind: (Slaps both Cody and James) Both of you shut the fuck up!
(They both calm down)
Wind: Good (Slaps Cody again)
Cody: Ow, what was that for
Wind: Because. Now, we all just need to stay calm and wait it out until help arrives. I suggest that someone calls 911
Hannah: Okay. Call them
Wind: Ha! You think with my allowance, which is fucking nothing I should add, that I am able to buy a cellphone?
Hannah: Fine (Dials 911)
Officer: (Sitting in his car, when his phone rings) Hello?
Hannah: Hello, officer? Me and other students are trapped in the school elevator. We need help
Officer: Oh. Don’t worry, I’ll send help right away (Hangs up, only to go back to lying around in his car)
Hannah: Okay, so they should be here soon
(They all sit in the elevator, bored)
Miku: They’re not coming, are they
Hannah: No.
Wind: Okay, fuck this (Gets up) I’m getting out of here. Cody! James! Make a human ladder
Hannah: What are you doing Wind
Wind: I’m going to climb up to the topo, início and get us out of here through that topo, início of the elevator (Climbs on Cody and James and pushes on the door on topo, início of the elevator) Why won’t it budge
(1 Week Prior)
Janitor: (Carrying pound of rotting meat, when he looks down the elevator shaft) ….. I’m sure no one will notice (Throws pound of meat down the shaft)
Cody: I knew it. We are going to die
Hannah: We won’t die. We just need to wait until someone comes to help
Wind: Oh yeah, brilliant idea that was. Tell me, do you see the police coming to rescue us
Hannah: Okay, so maybe they are late
Wind: Or maybe you’re mais full of shit than a politician. Screw this (Jumps up and down)
Amanda: What are you doing, Wind
Wind: I’m going to jump up and down until the elevator falls and crashes into the school basement
Hannah: Wind, that is a terrible idea
Wind: Hey, don’t worry. You are all my meat shields on the impact, so at least I will survive
(They group suddenly tries to stop Wind)
Wind: (Pulls out a knife) I swear to god, I will cut you all down if you touch me
Teacher: (Fixes the elevator) I swear, this thing is always breaking
(The doors open)
Wind: BACK THE FUCK OFF, ALL OF YOU
Teacher: What the hell!? What are you all doing here
(They all look at him)
Hannah: We were stuck
Teacher: No, not that. I mean why are you in the elevator to begin with. The elevator is off limits to students. Now get out of there
(They all get out)
Teacher: I swear, those kids have no respect for property