Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell you all the topo, início Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.
#10: Convicts from Dead Rising - Now, pretty much any of the psychopaths from Dead Rising could have made this list, but they weren’t always killers. The Convicts… well, sure, we don’t know if they were arrested for murders, but, seriously, if you saw three guys in a jeep who just tried to hit you with a car and then murdered someone with a bat right in front of you, what would you think they were arrested for. These guys are always around Leisure Park, trying to either run you over, hit you with the bat, and shoot you with the machine gun. These guys are real hard to hit, and, unlike any other psychopath in the series, they can respawn. It’s pretty freaky. But, they are lower, because, we don’t know if they are real murderers. Not even the Dead Rising Wiki knows.
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE SUFFERING
#9: Torque from The Suffering - Now, even though he is only a murderer por the players choices, it is still story driven, so it counts. So, after Torque is sent to Abbot State Penitentiary for being accused of the deaths of his wife and two sons, he can’t remember anything, due to blackouts. So, after he tries to escape the prison after a horse of hellish creatures attack, he finds that he has uncontrollable anger that causes him to kill whatever is around him. This is very important in the end of the game. So, there are people Torque can save. If he does save them all, he will find out that he was accused of the murderers por gang members, and is able to escape the island… however, Torque can actually kill the survivors. If he does this, he will then find out that his anger caused him to beat his wife to death, drown his first son, and throw his segundo son out of a two story window. So, yeah, this does prove that he is a killer… por bad ending standards.. But, why would you want an ending that tragic
#8: Matt Helms from No mais heroes 2: Desperate Struggle - Now, this is probably where things go from creepy to just “What the fuck”. When Matt Helms was a child, his parents abandoned him and left him to die. While on the brink of death, he was able to make a pact with the Devil to come back to life. When he did, he murdered his parents, and stayed in the house, waiting for people to pass by, where he would kill them. It’s just insane. He fights using a flamethrower, with a battleaxe on the end of it, and he throws molotovs at his enemies from a distance. And if you didn’t think his backstory was fucked up, get ready for this. After Travis stabs him in the head, he is still alive, only know, as a bloody child who tries to kill Travis while he’s distracted. Of course, that doesn’t work, but, jesus CHRIST! This fat bastard was scary
#7: Joe Darke from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Now, this is probably the only killer in a game for the youngest gaming audience. After accidentally killing someone with his car, he began to get paranoid, and killed a man who witness this. He then began to murder mais people, such as an elderly woman, a jogger, and a child. The police believed that he was the culprit, but they did not have enough evidence to prove he was behind these murders. This is the only killer in the entire series that you never meet in the entire game. His actions were so horrendous that detective, Damon Gant would go to extreme levels to get him executed, since there was no evidence against him. I’m just glad we never did meet this guy in the series. I’d probably piss myself if I did
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE 7TH GUEST
#6: Henry Stauf from The 7th Guest - Man, this is gonna take a lot of explaining for you guys, since I doubt no one plays this old, yet great game. Henry Stauf began to make dolls, which the children of the Harley-on-the-Hudson (Weird name for a town), loved. So, Henry built a toy store and gave his bonecas away. Huh, he sounds like a nice guy, huh. Think again. Soon after, the kids began to die from unnatural causes. After this, Henry built a mansion on a hill, only to disappear afterward. Years later, the main character (Who really doesn’t have a name), goes to the mansion with a group of people, who then find out that they need to solve puzzles, or they will die. So, after seeing countless deaths, and seeing the other people turn on each other, you finally find Henry, with a boy named Tad being forced to be killed por Henry. Apparently, Henry killed all the kids to finish a sacrifice, and Tad was the last person to sacrifice for his ritual. Sure, may sound mais religious than insane, but if bonecas are made for the sole purpose of killing children, then that pretty much sums it all up
#5: Sachiko Shinozaki from Corpse Party - Hey, look. mais murderous ghost children…. yaaaaay. When she was alive, she was always shy, and did not talk to people, and would stay behind at school to watch the rain. A teacher then walked in, who was attempting to rape her. She knew this, and, she threatened to jump out the window if he got closer, but she lost her footing and fell to her death. He then hid her body, only to have the principal found out, who, not wanting to ruin the schools reputation, agreed to help. She then came back as an angry ghost, and began to capture, torture, and then later mutilate children. Yeah, and you thought they psychotic fat bastard Matt Helms was scary
#4: Purple Man from Five Nights at Freddy’s - Now, there is little known about the Purple Man. From what the player can gather, he was was basically a psychopath who either worked at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, or dressed up as one of the characters, and he then began to murder children, and hide their bodies inside the animatronics, which caused them to posses the animatronics, and murder anyone who is in the building at night. Sure, little is known of him, but, if a child murderer with little info about him doesn’t scare you, well, I don’t know what does
#3: Merle Abrahams from Grand Theft Auto 5 - Now, I know what you’re all thinking. “Hey, you said no sandbox characters”. Well, I did. But, I also said they have to be story driven killers. However, Merle Abrahams is in fact, while an easter egg, still story driven. While he was living in Sandy Shores, he began to go crazy, being interested in the number 8 and saying how it was a sideways infinity. But he finally reached the peak of his insanity, when he went and killed eight joggers, and dumped their bodies in multiple locations around San Andreas. He was then later arrested, but before he could confess to the murders, he died of unnatural causes. The bodies of his victims were never found… OKAY, WELL THAT’S FUCKING SCARY
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR PERSONA 4
#2: Tohru Adachi from Persona 4 - Now, when you think of the funny comic relief sidekick, the last thing you’d expect him to be is a murderer. Well, Adachi just so happens to be that said murderer. He starts out as a silly partner to Ryotaro, and he is always accidentally giving away information to people. However, once it is proven that he was responsible for the two murders, he changes from a silly comic relief to a psychotic sadist, saying how he killed them because he got bored, and how he enjoyed seeing them die, calling it a “game”. He does not take responsibility for what he does, and in his boss fight, the bastard actually tries shooting at you with a pistol. This is just fucked up, even por Persona standards. And this game had a giant blue stripper for a boss
#1: James Earl Cash from Manhunt - What better choice for number one then a character from a game that is banned in several countries due to graphic violence. Yeah, that’s this game for you. James Earl Cash is a man who was sent to prison for murder and was scheduled for death, but was later broken out por a man named The Director, who forces him to go and kill several gang members. And if he were to refuse, he would murder his family. So, James Earl Cash goes and murders the gangs, in some of the most gruesome ways possible. Such as beating them to death with bats, choking them with plastic bags, stabbing them multiple times, and a bunch of other shit I can’t say on her, because you’ll all be sick if I said anymore. But, even after that, his family still dies, because they would just get in the way, as the Director says. So, James hunts down and ends up killing the Director. After this, he has nothing left anymore, and then just disappears to do other things. AND, considering there is a Manhunt 2, its pretty obvious he just went back to murdering people. Yeah, this guy is fucking scary. Who else could have made number one… well, a lot of people, really, but he beat them
So, there you go. Did you at all enjoy this list. Tell me what you think. And with that, I will see you all seguinte time
#10: Convicts from Dead Rising - Now, pretty much any of the psychopaths from Dead Rising could have made this list, but they weren’t always killers. The Convicts… well, sure, we don’t know if they were arrested for murders, but, seriously, if you saw three guys in a jeep who just tried to hit you with a car and then murdered someone with a bat right in front of you, what would you think they were arrested for. These guys are always around Leisure Park, trying to either run you over, hit you with the bat, and shoot you with the machine gun. These guys are real hard to hit, and, unlike any other psychopath in the series, they can respawn. It’s pretty freaky. But, they are lower, because, we don’t know if they are real murderers. Not even the Dead Rising Wiki knows.
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE SUFFERING
#9: Torque from The Suffering - Now, even though he is only a murderer por the players choices, it is still story driven, so it counts. So, after Torque is sent to Abbot State Penitentiary for being accused of the deaths of his wife and two sons, he can’t remember anything, due to blackouts. So, after he tries to escape the prison after a horse of hellish creatures attack, he finds that he has uncontrollable anger that causes him to kill whatever is around him. This is very important in the end of the game. So, there are people Torque can save. If he does save them all, he will find out that he was accused of the murderers por gang members, and is able to escape the island… however, Torque can actually kill the survivors. If he does this, he will then find out that his anger caused him to beat his wife to death, drown his first son, and throw his segundo son out of a two story window. So, yeah, this does prove that he is a killer… por bad ending standards.. But, why would you want an ending that tragic
#8: Matt Helms from No mais heroes 2: Desperate Struggle - Now, this is probably where things go from creepy to just “What the fuck”. When Matt Helms was a child, his parents abandoned him and left him to die. While on the brink of death, he was able to make a pact with the Devil to come back to life. When he did, he murdered his parents, and stayed in the house, waiting for people to pass by, where he would kill them. It’s just insane. He fights using a flamethrower, with a battleaxe on the end of it, and he throws molotovs at his enemies from a distance. And if you didn’t think his backstory was fucked up, get ready for this. After Travis stabs him in the head, he is still alive, only know, as a bloody child who tries to kill Travis while he’s distracted. Of course, that doesn’t work, but, jesus CHRIST! This fat bastard was scary
#7: Joe Darke from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Now, this is probably the only killer in a game for the youngest gaming audience. After accidentally killing someone with his car, he began to get paranoid, and killed a man who witness this. He then began to murder mais people, such as an elderly woman, a jogger, and a child. The police believed that he was the culprit, but they did not have enough evidence to prove he was behind these murders. This is the only killer in the entire series that you never meet in the entire game. His actions were so horrendous that detective, Damon Gant would go to extreme levels to get him executed, since there was no evidence against him. I’m just glad we never did meet this guy in the series. I’d probably piss myself if I did
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE 7TH GUEST
#6: Henry Stauf from The 7th Guest - Man, this is gonna take a lot of explaining for you guys, since I doubt no one plays this old, yet great game. Henry Stauf began to make dolls, which the children of the Harley-on-the-Hudson (Weird name for a town), loved. So, Henry built a toy store and gave his bonecas away. Huh, he sounds like a nice guy, huh. Think again. Soon after, the kids began to die from unnatural causes. After this, Henry built a mansion on a hill, only to disappear afterward. Years later, the main character (Who really doesn’t have a name), goes to the mansion with a group of people, who then find out that they need to solve puzzles, or they will die. So, after seeing countless deaths, and seeing the other people turn on each other, you finally find Henry, with a boy named Tad being forced to be killed por Henry. Apparently, Henry killed all the kids to finish a sacrifice, and Tad was the last person to sacrifice for his ritual. Sure, may sound mais religious than insane, but if bonecas are made for the sole purpose of killing children, then that pretty much sums it all up
#5: Sachiko Shinozaki from Corpse Party - Hey, look. mais murderous ghost children…. yaaaaay. When she was alive, she was always shy, and did not talk to people, and would stay behind at school to watch the rain. A teacher then walked in, who was attempting to rape her. She knew this, and, she threatened to jump out the window if he got closer, but she lost her footing and fell to her death. He then hid her body, only to have the principal found out, who, not wanting to ruin the schools reputation, agreed to help. She then came back as an angry ghost, and began to capture, torture, and then later mutilate children. Yeah, and you thought they psychotic fat bastard Matt Helms was scary
#4: Purple Man from Five Nights at Freddy’s - Now, there is little known about the Purple Man. From what the player can gather, he was was basically a psychopath who either worked at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, or dressed up as one of the characters, and he then began to murder children, and hide their bodies inside the animatronics, which caused them to posses the animatronics, and murder anyone who is in the building at night. Sure, little is known of him, but, if a child murderer with little info about him doesn’t scare you, well, I don’t know what does
#3: Merle Abrahams from Grand Theft Auto 5 - Now, I know what you’re all thinking. “Hey, you said no sandbox characters”. Well, I did. But, I also said they have to be story driven killers. However, Merle Abrahams is in fact, while an easter egg, still story driven. While he was living in Sandy Shores, he began to go crazy, being interested in the number 8 and saying how it was a sideways infinity. But he finally reached the peak of his insanity, when he went and killed eight joggers, and dumped their bodies in multiple locations around San Andreas. He was then later arrested, but before he could confess to the murders, he died of unnatural causes. The bodies of his victims were never found… OKAY, WELL THAT’S FUCKING SCARY
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR PERSONA 4
#2: Tohru Adachi from Persona 4 - Now, when you think of the funny comic relief sidekick, the last thing you’d expect him to be is a murderer. Well, Adachi just so happens to be that said murderer. He starts out as a silly partner to Ryotaro, and he is always accidentally giving away information to people. However, once it is proven that he was responsible for the two murders, he changes from a silly comic relief to a psychotic sadist, saying how he killed them because he got bored, and how he enjoyed seeing them die, calling it a “game”. He does not take responsibility for what he does, and in his boss fight, the bastard actually tries shooting at you with a pistol. This is just fucked up, even por Persona standards. And this game had a giant blue stripper for a boss
#1: James Earl Cash from Manhunt - What better choice for number one then a character from a game that is banned in several countries due to graphic violence. Yeah, that’s this game for you. James Earl Cash is a man who was sent to prison for murder and was scheduled for death, but was later broken out por a man named The Director, who forces him to go and kill several gang members. And if he were to refuse, he would murder his family. So, James Earl Cash goes and murders the gangs, in some of the most gruesome ways possible. Such as beating them to death with bats, choking them with plastic bags, stabbing them multiple times, and a bunch of other shit I can’t say on her, because you’ll all be sick if I said anymore. But, even after that, his family still dies, because they would just get in the way, as the Director says. So, James hunts down and ends up killing the Director. After this, he has nothing left anymore, and then just disappears to do other things. AND, considering there is a Manhunt 2, its pretty obvious he just went back to murdering people. Yeah, this guy is fucking scary. Who else could have made number one… well, a lot of people, really, but he beat them
So, there you go. Did you at all enjoy this list. Tell me what you think. And with that, I will see you all seguinte time
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat mais at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat mais at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take