TOMBOY

Wind Reacts to Stupid Stuff on the Internet

Part I: Challenges

“The Drinking Challenge”
Oh yes, because you’ll need to get drunk when your friends are this fucking stupid

“The Boiling Water Challenge”
Unless you’re a lagosta at a fancy restaurant, there is no goddamn reason to stick your hand in boiling water

“The fogo Challenge”
What kind of masochistic person lights themselves on fogo for popularity? You’re not Evil Canival goddamn it

“The Driving Challenge”
This is why adults don’t trust teens to be in cars

“The maconha Challenge”
Well, I look progressivo, para a frente to hearing about...

~Personal Information~
-Nik’s birthday is February 7th, 1999, a week before Valentine’s Day
-Nik’s real name is Nikolas, but finds his full name to be too formal, and prefers to be called Nik por his friends.
-Nik has studied both psychology and sociology, something he is both fascinated with and easily bored with. It depends on what mood he is in
-Nik is a nihilist
-Nik is demisexual
-Nik has both Irish blood and German blood. It is believed that, from his father’s side, he has some Native American blood as well, though very little
-Nik has taken both French and Spanish, and is equally terrible...

Part 1 of Chapter 1

In a dark room, lit por a single escrivaninha, mesa lamp, there was the silhouette of a person. A person of about average height, with rugged hair. He sat at the desk, composição literária on a single sheet of paper. The paper was filled with thousands upon thousands of words, completely blocking out the paper. The working man, seeing his paper lacking any free o espaço left, put his pencil away, and placed his paper on the topo, início of the stack. The paper rested on a pile that towered over him, it’s shadow blocking out the rest of the room behind him. The man got up from the escrivaninha, mesa and headed over to the door,...