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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using música from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's mais ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardente de maçã

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this rosa, -de-rosa bitch!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, you did not just use that word.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I didn't call you a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and you are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, you two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

seguinte morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to arco iris, arco-íris Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag arco iris, arco-íris Dash!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once arco iris, arco-íris Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: arco iris, arco-íris Dash, long time no see.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen you in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: arco iris, arco-íris Dash, an explanation por favor?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You're German. Why are you speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this pónei, pônei is starting to annoy me.)
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna cadastrar-se us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see you later.
Gilda: We'll?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet you after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks cruz a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are you going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a travesseiro factory* Oh, a travesseiro factory. I know they'll be seguro there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link

Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. You hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal friends blown up in a travesseiro factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: You scared them!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: You are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her pato friends blown up at a travesseiro factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks at the travesseiro factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did you do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're friends with her, I can't be friends with you. *Fights arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a nuvem of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go arco iris, arco-íris Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go arco iris, arco-íris Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

arco iris, arco-íris Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* You all suck!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure you will be friends with her again.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of música we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final show for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored por everyone being in black & white.

Episode 8

Thomas Percy & The Coal

It was a beautiful dia on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.

"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."

"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."

"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." Said Sean.

"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."

"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.

Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was por him resting.

"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."

"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.

"And por the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look seguro to me."

But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.

"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined por the coal dust. "Get me out!"

Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.

"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. You look disgraceful."

"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"

It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his seguinte train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.

Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.

"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." Said Percy.

seguinte morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.

"Have a drink," Said his driver. The water tower was seguinte to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.

"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"

Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.

That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.

"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. You do know that, don't you?"

"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I said yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."

They also learned to be mais careful with coal.

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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See you seguinte week.