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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castelo got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castelo was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to cadastrar-se his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to cadastrar-se Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with the word Nazi. My cousin Sonic, and his friends Tails, and Knuckles joined us, the pónei, pônei Alliance. There were others in the Alliance including arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike, Rarity, and the cutie mark crusaders. There's lots of others, but I can't tell you ALL of them. We soon meet at the castle, where Princess Celestia, and her sister give me, and Shredder an assignment. "I'm sorry to inform that two ponies have betrayed us." Celestia says. "Why?" I ask, "They are two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon. They noticed Applebloom and her friends are part of our army, and decided to cadastrar-se Discord." Luna tells us. Shredder then asks a question, "What's wrong with those two, don't they know what they're doing?" "No," Celestia replied, "You must kill the two fillies before they do any damage to Equestria." "We're on it Princess." I tell her. We head over to where Diamond Tiara lives, and Silverspoon is with her. They do this dumb thing hitting their butts together saying, "Bum, bum, sugarlove-" Then thats when me, and Shredder break their necks. After that I run, while Shredder flew back to the castle. Soon we met up with the others for another mission. We soon got back to Canterlot for our seguinte mission. When we got there we met Vinyl Scratch, who was waiting for Shredder. "Hey Scratch, how's it going?" Shredder asked. "Fine," she replied, "What mission did Celestia assign you?" "We had to kill two traitors, Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon." Shredder told her. I then talk to Vinyl Scratch, "they were both fillies." "Oh man, must have been tough." She said, feeling sorry for us, not knowing that we killed two of the most annoying ponies for her. Before we tell her about this, Celestia showed up to see us. "Allright you two, how did it go?" "It was easy." I say, "Too bad we couldn't keep them dead when I first killed them though." I remember when I saw the two of them back to life looking at me as I was about to make my way back into Mobius. I almost called her the nickname Rarity came up with, queen Asshole, although I don't think Diamond Tiara would be old enough to be a queen. "Allright." Celestia says, "We got a denunciar that Doughnut Joe's has been attacked, and it is now part of the Disci's barracks." "Anyone get killed?" Shredder asked. "No." Celestia replied. "Your mission is to get Doughnut Joe's back into our control." Luna exclaimed. "You'll also have Applejack, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pinkie Pie with you." Celestia tells us. "Sounds good." I said, and we were off. I met Pinkie, and the others outside the castelo seguinte to my car. Dash, and Shredder would fly to Joe's, and Pinkie, and aguardente de maçã would be in the car with me. One problem was that one of us would have to lay in the trunk, since the car only had two seats. "I'll do it." aguardente de maçã said. "Ok, lets do this!" Dash said. She looked excited to kill mais people. I start the car up, and we're off. When we arrive at Doughnut Joe's we're immediately greeted por a nazi shouting "INTRUDER!" in german. Shredder, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash both had two mini uzi's, and killed a lot of enemies. "Allright Pinkie, blow em up!" I say, for Pinkie Pie had a RPG in the car, and she wasn't afraid to use it. aguardente de maçã however, would pop up from the trunk, and shoot people with a machine gun. As Pinkie Pie shot a rocket, a grenade was being cooked, and thrown towards us. "This can't be good." Pinkie said. I knew this was bad, so I had to act quick. "Chaos Control!" I shout, as I mover us away from the explosion. There was just one downside from what I just did. We were no longer in Equestria, but in another place I knew. "Where are we?" aguardente de maçã asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a ano on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" aguardente de maçã asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted por a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but the sight of police lights behind me makes the esmeralda fall out of my hands, onto the floor. aguardente de maçã shouts at me, but I can't hear her because of the engine in my car, so she shot the officers behind my car. Pinkie Pie was the only one to help us out of this. "Pinkie, procurar in the luva compartment for a chaos emerald, ok?" I ask. Instead of getting a chaos esmeralda though she looks at me confused, "Aren't we already causing chaos?" she says. How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that?! The police are behind me, and we have to get back to Equestria, and help arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Shredder take Doughnut Joe's from Discord's control. "Please just look for it Pinkie!" I say. I didn't mean to shout at her, but I nearly crash into a mustang. Pinkie then finds the esmeralda and hands it to me. "Ok good job. Chaos Control!" Soon we arrive at the battle for Joe's. Shreder got shot in the leg, but Dash didn't get shot yet. Hopefully, she wouldn't get shot during this fight. There are only a few nazis left, and soon I run them over in my car. As we get out of the car, I check on Shredder's leg. "You gonna be allright?" I ask. "Yeah, lets just check inside." He said walking into the building. We then see Joe, and a couple of ponies tied into chairs, with their mouths taped. We set them free, and Joe makes copies of my machine gun, and one of Pinkie's Bazooka. "Thanks you guys." Joe said. Then he saw Shredder's leg, and told him he got shot. "I did not need to be told that." he tells Joe. "Promise me you'll never take us to that city again." aguardente de maçã exclaims. "I promise." I tell her. After rescuing Doughnut Joe, and taking back his Doughnut place, we were to get into Twilight's library, and get Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity to cadastrar-se us. So that's what we went to do. Along the way to Twilight's library, I sing Silent Night in my head. Although natal was several days ago, I still think about natal stuff, sometimes it happens to me in February, even March. Soon we arrive at Twilight's library. Twilight is there with Rarity, and Fluttershy, waiting for us. Celestia must have told them we were coming. "Hi guys." Twilight says as we enter her library. "Hello." I simply say. While the others talk about our mission I think about Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. They're at Stalliongrad, fighting Blaze's side of Disci. I wonder how things are going for them, how the war is, and all. Even though Robotnik is dead, Sonic still calls Disci, Robotnik's army. The thought of this makes me play a song in my head link and then I get sad. Despite what I do I wonder if it's worth it. To kill people with weapons, and vehicles. All the blood pouring out of their body, as they slowly die. Some people cry softly after they get shot, and they think no one will rescue them. Sometimes that's what happes. I think about this still looking away from the others, looking at the books in front of me. Then as I continue thinking, I snap back to reality, thanks to arco iris, arco-íris Dash. "Come on we gotta get going." "Allright." I say. I get in my car with Pinkie, and the other teleport to where we need to go. "Are you allright?" Pinkie asks. I think about this, am i allright? "Sure." I tell her, "I'm just thinking about when this will be over." Pinkie knods, and the rest of the way is silent (including a stop to refill my car). We arrive at our destination. An airbase, which is right under Cloudsdale, I wonder why. Our job was to steal an airplane, and bring it to Celestia so we could have some in our army. I would steal one of the airplanes, and Doughnut Joe would ride with me. He would teleport us to Canterlot if things went hairy. Since I wouldn't be driving my car, Pinkie would be driving it. Other then that, I don't care, as long as I get to fly an airplane. These kinds of airplanes I always had an interest in, not only did they have guns, but I liked the way the wings looked in general. It was also one of the very few things I could draw in 3D. As I climb in, Joe starts up the airplane, por pushing the rotor. Then thats when Nazis, and badniks see one of their airplanes being stolen. As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a barco in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to crash I fly upwards. The pursuing airplanes try to turn up, but crash into the barco causing an explosion. It nearly makes me lose control of the airplane I'm flying. Then the planes above me start to drop bombs. As I dodge the bombs, I shoot some of them. I hit the wing of one of the planes several times, and soon smoke is coming from it. After it lands, I notice a cliff in front of me. "Joe get ready to teleport us." I say. Joe's horn starts to glow, as he gets ready to teleport us into Canterlot I fly towards the cliff. All of the airplanes are far behind me, and my plan falls into action. Just as I'm about to hit the cliff, Joe teleports us into Canterlot. The airplanes following me fly into the cliff, thinking I flew through, and they would do it soon. Then, they hit the cliff, as three mais explosions occur. "Nice work." I tell Joe. "Don't thank me, it was your idea." Joe replied. We land the airplane in front of Celestia's castle, and the others are waiting for us. "check how awesome this thing is." I tell the others, but they all look worried. "Where's Celestia?" I ask. "That's what we're trying to find out." Dash told me. Twilight went inside to inform Celestia about the airplane we got for her, but she wasn't in her castle. Luna was there, but Celestia wasn't. "Check the security cameras. Maybe they have footage showing what happened to your sister." I tell Luna, but she doesn't understand, "What's a security camera?" "Your kidding right?" I ask. I swear that Equestria has the technology Earth had in the 1890's. They had cameras, but no security cameras. They had hot air balloons, but no airplanes. Lets not forget about the boats they had, because I nearly crashed into one, and yet, they don't have Jetskis. So while everyone looks at me I just say, "Forget it." Then a message appeared saying To Luna From Celestia. It said that she was caught por Discord, and was being held prisoner with hundreds of other ponies in Manehattan. As Luna read this outloud, the ending freaked aguardente de maçã out. "Manehattan?! I hope they didn't get Babs Seed!" "Relax," Pinkie assured her laranja friend, "I don't think they could capture someone as tough as her." "Allright, you guys must rescue my sister, I will make copies of the airplanes." Luna says. "We need a logo on these things." Dash told us. Pinkie grabbed a peice of paper from no where, and drew a coração on it with a marker. She then started to color it in pink, her favorito color. "There," She said when she finished. I looked at it, "Can I have the marker?" I ask Pinkie. As she hands me the marker I immeadiately cruz the coração out, and write pónei, pônei above it, then put Alliance under it. "Awesome." arco iris, arco-íris Dash said, appreaciating the logo. Pinkie was mad though, "No one ever takes my advice!" She said. "Relax darling." Rarity said. "Allright, lets go save Celestia." I announce. We get teleported to manehattan, and I don't get my car back. I'm not sure if I'll survive this battle, but if I do the first thing I'm doing is driving my car. Right now though, I've got a battle to fight. When we arrive, we soon get spotted por a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies to the tank, not getting spotted. Once he pulled the ring from the grenade, he dropped it into the tank. As he flew back, the tank exploded. Both Nazis were killed. I knocked the door down, and soon enough we see some ponies being held hostage, including Princess Celestia. A Nazi, with an MP40 shoots at us. Two of the bullets hit my arm, and I take cover. I felt like my arm broke, even though it did not. I think one of the bullets nearly broke it though. I take out my magnum, throwing my machine gun to Pinkie Pie. She shoots at the enemies in front of us like a storm, not missing at all! Man, she's good with a gun. Eventually all the Nazis and badniks are dead, and we get the trapped ponies free. "Are you allright Celestia?" Shredder asked. "I'm fine." She told him. After we get all the ponies free, I recognize one of them as Twilight's brother, Shining Armor. He stands seguinte to Princess Cadence, and Twilight goes to check on how they're doing. Meanwhile, Discord was getting angry. He just got a denunciar about his prisoners being set free. "Goddamnit! Why couldn't you kill them?!" He asked, shouting at a badnik. "One of them got shot twice in the arm. It was that grey hedgehog." Discord, then went from pissed off, to very pleased. Knowing that I got my arm hurt, made him happy. "We just gotta finish him off. Shoot his arm off, and he could die!" "Affirmative." Replied the badnik, and he left Discord's office. Now that all the ponies being held hostage were set free, Discord could not let us get away. As many of the unicorns, and Celestia were casting teleporting spells, two airplanes showed up, and shot nearly all of them to death. Shining Armor, and Cadence were one of them, but the only two that survived were Twilight and Princess Celestia. Celestia ordered Twilight to get help, and she dissapeared. The rest of us would fight off the several trucks sent por Discord. They were all the same type of trucks, an Opel Blitz. When they got close enough we started shooting at them. Pinkie blew up three of the trucks, but she got shot in the neck. "Fuck!" I shouted. Celestia used her magic to destroy all the trucks heading towards us. Somehow, they were all engulfed in flames. "Fuck," I said again, "Pinkie's dead." Pinkie might have been dead, but Celestia soon brought her back to life. She looked around and got all excited as usual, "Did we win yet?! Lets throw a party!" "Not yet Pinkie. After this battle we can have a party." I said. Pinkie soon grabbed my machine gun, and we went to look for Discord. We soon saw him pass por on a motorcycle, with a nazi in a sidecar. He shot us, hitting me with his gun. After the bike passed, he shot me. "Is he okay?" Dash asked. I wasn't though, I was dead. I'm not sure why, but I did. You might be wondering how I'm narrating this story, after my death, but I'll get to that later. Twilight returned with Princess Luna, and Vinyl Scratch. All three of them brought the other unicórnios back to life, including me. That's how I'm narrating the story after my death. Yeah! Sorry, I got a little too excited there. It rarely happens, but when it does, I shout stuff. "We gotta get Discord! He escaped on a motorcycle!" Pinkie exclaimed. Then she thought about something, "I never rode a motorcycle though, I should do that. Discord seemed to be having a good time." "Yeah well you can do that, during the party." I said simoultaneosly with Princess Celestia. It was unexpected, but it happened anyway. "He might be going to Stalliongrad." Shredder said. "Your right. That's where the other half of Disci is. If he's heading there, he might get others to take back control of Manehattan." I replied. "It could be a trap though." arco iris, arco-íris Dash added. So she took off in a flash to find Discord, follow him, and see where he was going. It was pretty funny to see a tall animal riding a small motorcycle, and I wish I was with arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Then I remembered when the nazi seguinte to him killed me, which for some reason, made me think about how arco iris, arco-íris Dash died two years ago. She got knocked out, and thrown off an airplane with me. I tried to wake her up, but I didn't do it in time, I suck! Before her death, she tried to tell me something. I remember leaning over her with tears coming out of my eyes, as she said her final words, I love. What did she love? It couldn't be me, and even if it was, it was two years ago, and there would be no point in me bringing it up, which is what I just did. I completely forgot about her death ever since Doughtnut Joe brought her back to life. Now back to the bike chase, sort of. "Where are you going Discord?" Dash asked herself as she flew above Discord. She was sure not to let them see her shadow. She kept following them for nearly a day. After five minutes, we all went back to Ponyville for Pinkie's party. I talked to Shining Armor, Twilight's brother. "So we both experienced death." He exclaims. "Yeah. It felt like being asleep to me." I said. "Really?" asked Shining Armor. Then I told S.A "Now you know why I hate sleeping." After I said that to him, we both laughed. All of a sudden Pinkie Pie went on to a stage. She was wearing the dress that she wore to the galloping gala. I thought she looked nice in it. Pinkie started to talk into the microphone as everyone saw her, "This song goes to all of you that fought for Manehattan." Then she starts playing the song, when arco iris, arco-íris Dash returned. link When arco iris, arco-íris Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did you find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." arco iris, arco-íris Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your friends from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead por the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left aguardente de maçã showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad. We're going to finish off Disci once and for all." I replied. aguardente de maçã said she would go to, and she agreed to ride in my car. As we left, La Bomba, por Richie Valens started playing. We soon arrived at Stalliongrad, just to see Discord fly off in a blimp. He lost Manehattan, now he was losing Stalliongrad. "If I can't have this city, no one can!" arco iris, arco-íris Dash carried both me and aguardente de maçã up to the blimp. As the bomb dropped, arco iris, arco-íris Dash kicked it, and it went flying into the sky, and as it was about to fall back down, it exploded in the sky. Everyone cheered. When she got on, Blaze shot at her, but missed. "You think you foiled my plan, but I have another bomb on here, and-" but before Discord could finish his sentence I used chaos control, and we left Stalliongrad. I didn't care where we were, as long as Stalliongrad wasn't getting blown up. "You idiot" Blaze said to me while Discord was laughing, "You took us back to Manehattan." I looked outside, and saw that she was right, but then I saw a bridge infront of us with an American flag on it. Could that possibly be the Brooklyn Bridge? IT WAS! "I think you mean Manhattan." I say, as I point to the bridge. The traffic on the bridge is moving a little faster then it normally does, and there's a lot of boats on the river below us. Blaze felt angry, and soon her hands were on fire. She wasn't screaming however, and soon she throws some fogo towards me. It heads out the window, and disapears. Then we start hitting each other, as I get closer to the door. Discord is then fighting arco iris, arco-íris Dash for control over the blimp. We soon land on topo, início of the bridge, and I push Blaze out of the door. "You really think you can kill me?" Blaze says, infuriated. Applejack, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash get out of the blimp, one of them are carrrying an axe. arco iris, arco-íris Dash tries to hit Blaze with it, but Blaze grabs it, and sets arco iris, arco-íris Dash on fire. aguardente de maçã is holding on the bridge for life. "I can't believe your helping these pussies." said Blaze, about to hit me with the axe, but hits the bridge instead. "They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things!" I yell. Surprisingly no one notices that we're up here. "They're all fucking lame!" Blaze says, making me extremely mad, "GO TO HELL!!" Then we start fighting again. Blaze tries to hit me with the axe again. Only this time, she hits one of the cables, as if she wanted them to snap. Just when I hit her, the axe goes into my chest. Then Blaze lost grip, and was trying to get back up. Discord was still in the blimp calling for Blaze, twice. When she nearly gets back up, she falls. Into the river below her. I pull the axe out of my body, and see Discord standing por me. Blood was pouring from me, and... You know what? I can't finish this so I'm letting aguardente de maçã narrate the rest of this story. In the seguinte part. "Why do you want me to narrate?" aguardente de maçã asked. "I don't remember much, you were there. Can you just narrate the rest of the story?" I asked. I'm already narrating the story right now, but I'm not sure why. aguardente de maçã said she would narrate, but she wrote down what happened on the bridge.

Discord: You're screwed you know that?
Sean: -throws axe at Discord's head, then blacks out for 3 seconds-
Discord: -falls off bridge dead-
Applejack: -climbs back up- You don't look so good.
Sean: I got hit in the chest with an axe, of course I don't look good.
Applejack: Get Twilight over hear, I gotta find arco iris, arco-íris Dash -jumps into river-
Sean: Chaos Control

Since, that was all aguardente de maçã would do, I'm back to telling the story. I got back to Ponyville, and got Twilight to go help aguardente de maçã with arco iris, arco-íris Dash. I couldn't go back though, because the pain in my chest was so serious, I had to stay in the hospital. Twilight got to where aguardente de maçã was, under the brooklyn bridge. arco iris, arco-íris Dash was with them, but she looked like shit. The attack Blaze used was so powerful, it nearly burnt her to death. Twilight couldn't do anything to fix Dash's injuries, so they just went back to Ponyville, and got arco iris, arco-íris Dash to Dr. Whooves. 30 minutos later, she woke up. She looked fine now, but her insides still hurt like she was caught on fire. We were laying in parallel beds in the same room. "Sean?" Dash asked as she saw the hole in my chest. "Hey, whats up arco iris, arco-íris Dash?" I asked. "I've got a few broken bones, and I need to wait for them to be better." She said. All I needed were stitches, but por the time the axe got lodged into my body, I was losing so much blood that I passed out. "At least were here together." I said. "Yeah, we've gone through worse before." Dash replied. What we were really wondering however, was wether Disci was still around or not. Both Discord, and Blaze were dead, but there could still be some guys out there in Disci. All we were wondering though, was wether we'd get out in time or not.

The End
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the seguinte Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final fantasia 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in pergunta is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, you will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! You had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that you were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. You have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what you did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard rápido, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. You can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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(NOTE: This is an old artigo I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a show that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my favoritos as well, so understand that before leitura this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were you dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like you don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are you one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give you this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can you hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: You overslept again. Were you too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want you to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are you sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are you okay Link...
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King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only árvore in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who said that? Are you a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that you weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: oi LISTEN oi LISTEN
Link: Or this
Kebora Gebora: If you are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can you believe it. Over 199 artigos and one whole ano later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for you guys to celebrate this 200th artigo and one ano anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for you guys, I am going to make the first movie review for you guys. So, what film am I going to review for you guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...
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Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't you guys want to talk or something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do you have...
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