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posted by Canada24
It started with my 3 ano old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The seguinte evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once mais por his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a filmadora, câmara de vídeo in his room, in order to show him that there was no monster. That evening there was no screaming and no crying. I was refreshed when I woke up in the morning after having gotten my first good nights sleep in three days. However, my son did seem fatigued. He didn’t even put up his usual fuss in the morning when we got him ready for preschool. When my wife took him to dia care, I decided to review the camera’s tape in order to find out how he had slept. I’ll never forget what I saw.

At around 2AM while my son was asleep his closet door slowly creaked open. Out of the shadows crept a pale, naked, veiny, woman with long white hair and solid black eyes. Her body was bony and frail, like that of a holocaust survivor. When she turned to the side, I could see her spine protruding from her hunched back like a dinosaur. She reached into my son’s berço with her unnaturally large hands and covered his mouth. He was trying to scream, but he couldn’t. The palm of one of her hands easily enveloped his head, muffling his cries. She snatched him up with the ease that a person of her frame should not have had, then walked back into the closet with him in her arms. An hora later she returned with what looked like a wriggling maggot the size of a duffle bag and placed it in my son’s cama before retreating once mais into the closet.

Over the seguinte 2 hours I watched it twist and writhe while it grew and mutated until it looked just like my baby boy. Once the transformation was complete, it got out of cama and slipped on a pair of his pajamas, then slid back between the covers and waited for us to come in. I don’t know what that thing is that left with my wife this morning, but I know it’s NOT my son.
So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created por Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics or is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if you want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a ano of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, or will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: You still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, or welcome for those of you just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our segundo half of the show with Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler lost the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The sino rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit por a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his escrivaninha, mesa and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history or even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving you fucking asshole! (Continues...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Therapist: You honestly believe that everyone around you is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have you ever thought that maybe it is you who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys composição literária a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like we’re out of time today. Same time seguinte week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. You’re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom música plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for por his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I amor Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching mais of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also amor his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sitting in class with the other students) So what’s all this about?
Cody: Well, it’s Veteran’s Day. I think the school had something planned
Administrator: Alright, students, listen up. In honor of Veteran’s Day, we have a two very special guests with us. First, let me introduce you to Thomas Reynolds
(A man walks into the classroom, carrying an oxygen tank with him)
Administrator: He’s a World War II veteran who fought in Germany. It’s amazing he was able to survive. Anything you want to discuss, Mr. Reynolds
Thomas Reynolds: (Takes a breathe from his oxygen mask) I just want...
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LOL! xD and now you have 26 million subscribers Pewds!
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Bahahahaha! xD
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Sonic Kart sounds cool.
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