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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as shrek is Love, shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something you want to see. Unless you are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old....... Boy? Girl? The story didn't really make that clear. Doesn't really matter, because their both nine. Don't know what I'm talking about? Trust me, you, sadly, will in a moment. So, this kid loves Shrek. Well, yeah, the filmes were good, but this kid actually LOVES Shrek. Hell, he/she treats him like a goddamn religion. So, his/her father calls him/her a homo, because he/she likes shrek and hits him/her for it. Okay, I can understand its odd for a parent to see their child do this, but, you shouldn't judge your own kids for it. But, thats the least of this stories problems. If any of you want to turn back, nows the time.
Anyway, as the kid goes to bed, Shrek, a fictional character, let me remind you, comes to the kids room, and then, he puts the kid on his/her hands and knees. And, yes, it is going in that direction, shrek then rapes him/her. Though, if they are enjoying it, does it count as rape. Honestly, that doesn't matter. This story is saying that shrek is raping a nine-year-old kid. Yes, that is the story, and yes, it's bad. And after that garbage, the father walks in to see shrek raping his son/daughter and shrek says "It's all ogre now", pathetic joke there, and then, we get the godawful quote shrek is Love, shrek is Life. Yeah, tell that to the countless people who no doubt vomited as they read this garbage. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
filmes have always had a way of moving people emotionally and making them feel things. Fear, sadness, laughter, joy, heartbreak, all sorts of things. And just like movies, video games have done so as well. I don’t want to be that guy that asks, “are video games art” because that’s an argument I refuse to start, but I will say that it can be have great moments in them that affect people emotionally like any movie or song or whatever can. A lot of games have moments like that and I am happy to discuss them with you all today. Now I should point out that this game has a ton of spoilers...
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So yes, I have had the name for five years. I have always talked about Wind Waker and it being my favorito game ever. And I have talked about it endlessly and why I loved it so much. And even with all the games I have ever played, with all of the games I have experienced and loved, they still never compare. I am aware that they are all better games, technically. Dark Souls has better combat, Resident Evil 4 has mais polish, and Metal Gear Solid 3 has a better story. But Wind Waker is different, cause it was the game that came at the right time.
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker follows Link...
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When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was mais of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The show was popular enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this list is Spongebob Squarepants:...
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Let me start this artigo off por getting something out of the way. I like The Sims. Is it the superior life simulator game, I wouldn’t say so, but it’s a really fun game. There’s just something satisfying about building up your house with all kinds of stuff to create a massive início with the money your Sim earns. That and just finding new ways to kill everyone in the Sims, but satisfaction nonetheless. There were a lot of side Sim games, like a lot of expansion packs for 2 and 3, and whatever the hell EA was doing with 4. One of these more… unique side games was the MySims games. Let’s...
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Pardon the sudden absence of Hidden Gems, everyone. When you are searching for games that no one ever talks about, it can be pretty difficult when you are surrounded por popular games, and also college starting up soon is a real pain. But, I am glad to say that I will be continuing my procurar for obscure and less mentioned games, and what better way to start than one that has been well received por numerous people. Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days was a sequel to the first game, Kane and Lynch: Dead Men, a game I never played before. Kane and Lynch 2 did pretty well in the UK, making it the number one...
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When it comes to video game remakes, you usually get something that’s either impressive, or just the same game with some pretty graphics. Some of the best known and best amor remakes of all time are Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, Grim Fandango, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D, Super Mario 64 DS, and Pokemon: Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. But, there is one remake that I amor mais than any other. You all probably know what it is, and you all know the impact that it had. After playing this remake, not only did it improve the original, but it’s impossible to enjoy the original after this...
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Okay, everyone stop right where you are. Unless your Valente enough, or foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If you don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, or reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell you all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

Lemon Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a limão Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven...
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Nate: (Inside school with Emma and Chris) Okay, everyone be very quiet
Chris: .......................... I'm hungry man. When an we get some breakfast
Nate: Damn it, Chris. I said be quiet
Chris: Hey, I skipped breakfast this morning
Nate: No, you ate breakfast. You just smoked pot and now you have the munchies
Chris: Eh, same thing
Nate: Lets just try to get somewhere sa-
David: (Comes por on skateboard) Woo-hoo (Rides skateboard through halls, being followed por two Punks on skateboards) (Stops skateboards in front of Nate, Chris, and Emma)
David: Hey, old man
Nate: I'm twenty one
David: Whatever, old...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The círculo slides in from the right, followed por Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the círculo
The círculo slides in from the right, followed por Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle


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SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present

Men: *Racing hot rods*

Six Shooters 2

Men: *Racing in other hot rods*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen sino as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford

Also Starring

Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Mark...
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So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed por a movie nowadays. Books have the ability to let you think about the horror and let you imagine it yourself, and video games let you experience it from a first hand perspective, but filmes are not the best with making you feel scared. Even the good horror filmes don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with frases because any SMT fãs will tell you that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that you may know, and the reason why you are leitura this artigo right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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Well, looks like it’s time to dust off this corpse of a series that I haven’t touched upon in a long time. Hidden Gems has been on the back burner for quite some time until I could play mais underappreciated games. And now that I am back into it, I think now is the time to start talking about it again. And let’s talk about Persona (Wait, that’s not underrated). It’s no surprise that I amor Persona. Like, a lot. And when I was told that there were a ton of other games like it in the world of Shin Megami Tensei, well, I just had to get onboard that. I started with the third game, Nocturne,...
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So let’s just get this out of the way while there is still time. I amor the Persona franchise. I was planning on doing a big project with it, but now isn’t the right time, so… later. But for now, let’s talk about the first of a few Persona games that will be appearing on the list. And what better game to talk about than one that mashes both of my loves into one. Persona and Fighting games. It’s Persona 4 Arena Ultimax baby!
The story is a follow up to Arena, the first one, which I have not played (oops). It involves an event known as the P1 Climax, a fighting tournament that...
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Back when I was just a wee lad that had first stepped into the world of fighting games and thought Melee was the greatest fighting game in the world, the word Soul Calibur got thrown around quite a bit. I was told it was something unique to itself, allowing weapons. And then I was reminded of Mortal Kombat: Deception, but Soul Calibur is better known for weapon fighting. So the chance I got to play Soul Calibur V, I hated it. I hated the story, the characters, and the lack of major features, and decided to let this game die. But after some time, and realizing that Soul Calibur III was...
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