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Sam Winchester: You wanna maybe open it up after your done patting yourself on the back.

Dean Winchester: Well my room mate doesn't say, how's yours?
Sam Winchester: He just keeps starring at me in a way that makes me really uneasy.
Dean Winchester: Sounds like you're making new friends.

Sam Winchester: You heard in the yard?
Dean Winchester: Yeah.
Sam Winchester: Dean, doesn't it bother you how well you seem to fit in here?
Dean Winchester: No, not really.

As they walk into the prison.
Sam Winchester: This is, without a doubt, the dumbest, craziest thing we've ever done... And that's in a long, storied career of dumb and crazy.
Dean Winchester: Calm down. It's all part of the plan.

FBI Agent Victor Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean Winchester: I think I'm adorable.
Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?
Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.

McG: Marty, what do you think?
Martin: Not married to salt, what do you want? Still sticking with condiments?
McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.
Martin: [Aside] What would a ghost be scared of?
To McG
Martin: Maybe shotguns.
McG: K, that makes even less sense than salt.

Dean Winchester: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Martin: Your one hell of a PA.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, I know.

Dean Winchester: Oh, like "Poltergeist"?
Sam Winchester: It could...
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Dean: And the lunar cycles?
Sam: Uh-huh. mês after mês all the murders occur in the weeks leading up to the full moon.
Dean: Which is this week, right?
Sam: Hence the lawyer.
Dean: Awesome.
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry man, but what about a human por day, a freak animal killing machine por night don't you understand? I mean, lobisomens are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!

The Brothers are interviewing Madison about her boss.
Madison: You get a few scotches in him and...
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Sam Winchester: Should've thought of it.
Dean Winchester: What?
Sam Winchester: It's an old country custom Dean. Planting a árvore as a grave marker.
Dean Winchester: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Wwalks off
Sam Winchester: [calls after him] Yeah, I know.

Dean Winchester: [after they come to see a creepy-looking house] You know, just once I'd like to round the corner and see a nice house.

Molly McNamara: Oh, Thank God!
Dean Winchester: Ah, Call me Dean.

Dean Winchester: Hey, follow the creepy brick road.
Dean Winchester: You have to give those purple nurples a shot... phew!

Curtis: They made me slow dance.

Sam Winchester: That's not food, Dean, that's Darwinism!

Sam Winchester: Dean, did you touch my computer?
Dean Winchester: Uh, no.
Sam Winchester: Eh, well, then why is it Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante at ""?
Dean smiles awkwardly and walks away
Sam Winchester: Just... don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?
Dean Winchester: [yelling] HEY! Why don't you control your OCD?

Sam Winchester: How would you feel if I screwed up your Impala?
Dean Winchester: Would be the last thing you'd do.
Dean chuckles
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: Nothing.
Sam Winchester: Dean. What?
Dean Winchester: Dude you... You like full on had a girl inside you for like a whole week.
Dean chuckles
Dean Winchester: It's pretty naughty.

Sam Winchester: [possessed por demon] Hell is like, well, it's hell.

Bobby Singer: Don't try to con a con man.

Dean Winchester: I'll call you later.
Jo Harvelle: No you won't.

Sam Winchester: My daddy shot your daddy in the head.

Dean Winchester: Hi, so sorry to bother you but my son snuck out of the house last night and went to a Justin Timberlake concert... What?... Uh yeah......
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Dean Winchester: NO, no. This is a demon or a spirit, you know they find people a few fries short of a happy meal and they trick them into killing these randoms.

Dean Winchester: There's tons of stuff on unicórnios to, in fact I've heard they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean Winchester: [on the vibrating bed] Hey. Man, you gotta try this, I mean there really is magic in the Magic Fingers.
Sam Winchester: Dean, you're enjoying that way too much, it's kind of making me uncomfortable.

Dean Winchester: Well, I...
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Dean Winchester: I like him. He says "okey-dokey."

Dean Winchester: We are so screwed.

Dean Winchester: You have no right to talk about my dad like that. He was a hero.

Frannie: So, what's it like, being an FBI guy?
Dean Winchester: Well, it's dangerous, yeah. And the secrets we gotta keep, oh God, the secrets. But mostly it's... it's lonely.

Ronald Reznick: Get on the floor, now!
Dean Winchester: Okay, we're doing that. Just don't shoot anybody, especially not us.
Ronald Reznick: I knew it, as soon as you two left. You ain't FBI. Who are you? Who are you working for, huh? The Men in Black? You working...
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Dean Winchester: We gotta figure this out and fast. What d'ya find out about Granny?
Sam Winchester: [drunkenly] You're bossy.
Dean Winchester: Huh?
Sam Winchester: You're bossy... and short...
Dean Winchester: Are you drunk?
Sam Winchester: Yeah, so? Stupid...

Dean wants proof that an old woman has actually had a stroke
Sam Winchester: What do you want to do, poke her with a stick?
Dean gets an approving look on his face
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Sam Winchester: Dean I need you to watch out for me.
Dean Winchester: I always do.
Sam Winchester: No I need you...
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Sam Winchester: [Ava has told Sam about her visions] I don't believe this.
Ava: Oh, of course you don't. You think I'm a total nutjob!
Sam Winchester: Wait, no, no, no, I mean... You must be one of us.
Ava: Sorry, one of... One of who?
Sam Winchester: One of the psychics, like me. Look, Ava, I have visions too, all right? So, so - so we're connected.
Ava: [Laughs] Okay, so, you're nuts. That's great.

Sam Winchester: Are you okay?
Ava: Am I okay?
Sam Winchester: Yeah.
Ava: I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych files.
Ava: I'm awesome!

Dean Winchester: [Dean spots Sam through a...
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Sam Winchester: Dean, did you pay attention to History class at all?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, shot hear round the world, how a bill becomes a law...
Sam Winchester: That's not school. That's School House Rock.
Dean Winchester: [shrugs] Whatever.

Dean Winchester: I'm just going to say this once, you make a mover on him and you'll be dead before you hit the ground. Do I make myself clear? Is that understood?

Sarge: My neighbor, Mr. Rogers...
Dean Winchester: You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?
Sarge: Not anymore.

Duane Tanner: You were gonna shoot me!
Dean Winchester: You don't shut your pie hole, I...
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Sam Winchester: So?
Dean Winchester: The secretary's name is Carly, she's 23, she Kayaks and they're real.
Sam Winchester: You didn't happen to ask her if she has seen any black cachorros lately did you?
Dean Winchester: Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black, hairy or doglike. There are 19 calls in all, and ah...
Pulls post-it off of paper
Dean Winchester: I dont know what this thing is.
Sam Winchester: [laughs] You mean Carly's Myspace address?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, Myspace, what the hell is that?
Sam Winchester laughs
Dean Winchester: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?...
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Dean Winchester: Does she look familiar to you?
Sam Winchester: No.
Dean Winchester: Are you hungry?
Sam Winchester: No, why?
Dean Winchester: For some reason, I could really go for some ervilha soup.

Det. Peter Sheridan: Talk directly to the camera. Start por stating your name for the record.
Dean Winchester: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the de praia, praia and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for...
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Dean Winchester: Sam, I think I know what we're dealing with here... It's the Stay Puff marshmallow Man.

Dean Winchester: [to Ellen] You weren't really joking about coming, were you?
Sam and Jo look at each other in the back seat
Dean Winchester: How about some music?
He turns on the radio
Radio: She's as cold as ice...
Ellen immediately turns it off
Dean Winchester: [Quietly to himself] This is going to be a long ride.

Dean Winchester: L.A. A young girl got kidnapped por an evil cult.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, and does this girl have a name?
Dean Winchester: Katie Holmes.
Sam Winchester: That's funny... and for you, so bitchy.
Sam Winchester: Dean! Andy's got the Impala!
Dean Winchester: I know! He just sort of asked me for it, and I, I let him take it!
Sam Winchester: You what?
Dean Winchester: He full-on Obi-Wanned me!

Guard: I don't really know about this.
Andrew Gallagher: It's ok, just go over there and just have little nap. It's really ok. These aren't the droids you are looking for...
Dean Winchester: Awesome.

Dean Winchester: Besides, if I ran off with you, I think your mother might kill me.
Jo Harvelle: You're afraid of my mother?
Dean Winchester: I think so.

Andrew Gallagher: I have an evil twin.

Dean Winchester: I call do-over.
Sam Winchester: What are you, 7?
Dean Winchester: Neil, it's your grief counselors. We've come to hug.

Dean Winchester: It takes two to... you know... have hardcore sex.

Dean Winchester: I think she went out to rent Beaches.

Dean Winchester: What's dead should stay dead! Didn't you see Pet Sematary?

Dean Winchester: [Giving another fake name] My name's Alan, Alan Stanwick.

Dean Winchester: Damn, that dead chick can run!

Sam is watching porn on the tv in the motel room when he heres Dean start to enter and quickly turns it off as he walk in. Dean stops, and gives Sam a funny look
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: Awkward.

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Dean Winchester: I might be like you, and I might not. But you're the one tied up right now.

Sheriff: What newspaper did you say you worked for?
Dean Winchester: World Weekly News.
Sam Winchester: Weekly World News.
Dean Winchester: World...
Sam Winchester: Weekly World News.
Dean Winchester: Wor... I'm new.
Sheriff: Get out of my office.

Dean Winchester: You're good... you're a monster pain in the ass... but you're good.

Dean Winchester: Wish we never took this job. It's jacked everything up.
Sam Winchester: What do you mean?
Dean Winchester: Think about all the hunts we went on, Sammy, our whole lives......
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Sam Winchester: I'm not ok... and neither are you.

Dean Winchester: Excuse me. We're looking for a Mr. Cooper. Have you seen him around?
Barry (Blind Man): What is that, some kind of joke?
Pulls sunglasses off
Dean Winchester: Oh, I'm sorry.
Barry (Blind Man): Do you think I wouldn't give my eye-teeth to see Mr. Cooper or a sunset or anything at all?
Dean Winchester: [to Sam] Could you give me a little help here?
Sam Winchester: Not really.
Midget: oi Barry, is there a problem?
Barry (Blind Man): Yeah, this guy hates blind people.
Dean Winchester: No, I don't.
Midget: oi buddy, what's your problem?
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Dean Winchester: Yeah, you can't kill Death.

Dean Winchester: Dude, I full on Swayze-d that mother.

Talking to Dean whose in a coma
Sam Winchester: ...we were just getting to be brothers again.

In a very heart-felt way
Dean Winchester: Thanks for not givin' up on me, Sammy.

Upon seeing the demolished Impala
Sam Winchester: Oh man, Dean is gonna be pissed.

Dean Winchester: Don't worry, Sam, I'm not goin' anywhere.

Dean Winchester: I feel like I'm at a slumber party.

Dean Winchester: You see me mucking around with crystals and listening to Yanni?

John Winchester: I just want you to know that I'm proud of...
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Dean Winchester: Where's our dad, Meg?
Meg: You didn't ask very nicely.
Dean Winchester: Where's our dad, bitch?
Meg: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh, I forgot... You don't!

Meg: That's kind of a turn on, you hitting a girl.
Dean Winchester: You're no girl.

John Winchester: [possessed por demon] Your dad, he's in here with me. Trapped inside his own meat suit. He says "hi" por the way. He's gonna tear you apart. He's gonna taste the iron in your blood.
Dean Winchester: Let him go. Or, I swear to God...
John Winchester: [possessed por demon] What? What are you and God gonna do? You see, as...
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