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Long-standing scientific theory holds that a combination of Murphy's Law ("if something bad can happen, it will"), Finagle's Corollary to Murphy's Law ("if a buttered piece of torrada, brinde is dropped, it will always land manteiga side down") and the old saw that "a cat always lands on its feet" would result in either a perpetual motion device or a method of levitation involving a cat with buttered torrada, brinde strapped to its back. The theory goes that the two conditions ("the cat will land on its feet" and "the torrada, brinde will land on the butter") create a conundrum exception to physical laws, since both conditions...