Jade Dumps Beck
Tori: oi guys! [runs over to the mesa, tabela with Beck and Andre] Dude, look who's on the Buzzfinger homepage! [shows what's on her PearPhone to Beck]
Beck: Aw, poor gaio, jay Leno.
Tori: What? No, under that! [presses some buttons on her phone and shows it to him again]
Beck: Oh?
Tori: Oh?! That's you and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
André: No way. [shows it to him too] ...That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
Beck: Why are you guys so impressed?
Tori: Because Alyssa Vaughn is famous!
André: And HOT!
Tori: Her father's a billionare.
André: And HOT! ...I didn't mean her father is... I drank peixe pee.
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Jade: Hey, we're not done talking about this.
Beck: I am.
Jade: Well I'm not.
Beck: Listen, Alyssa Vaughn, is just a friend.
Jade: Yeah, a friend who's already sent you six text messages today. [Beck's phone beeps] Seven.
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Tori: Is that Alyssa Vaughn?!
Jade: Yeah, so?
Tori: Nothing! Pfft, she's gross! [holds up a french fry] French fry?
André: Gross? Look at her! Oh, that girl is smoking hot, I'm serious! ...I should shut up.
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Tori: ...So, if I help you, I get a mean friend and a broken kite?
Jade: Please, just please talk to Beck for me! [cries and places her head on Tori's pillow]
Tori: [long pause, and pats Jade on the hair] Okay! Okay, okay, I'll talk to Beck!
Jade: Do it soon... [lifts her head off the pillow, which has black ink on it] I got a little makeup on your pillow.
Tori: It's okay. I'll just ask my grandmother to make me another one...if she ever comes back to life.
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Tori [her status on TheSlap]: On a mission...but how did I get to be the amor DOCTOR?!?
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Tori: Beck said you haven't done one nice thing for him in two years.
Jade: [crying] That is so not true! We've only dated a ano and eleven months!
Tori: Well, maybe he'd take you back if you did something nice for him.
Jade: You mean, like, make him fresh lemonade?
Tori: If you want Beck back, you're gonna have to think bigger than beverages.
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Tori: (while Jade and Beck are kissing) Awwwwww. [puts her hands on her heart. They turn and look at her] ...I ruined the moment.
Tori: oi guys! [runs over to the mesa, tabela with Beck and Andre] Dude, look who's on the Buzzfinger homepage! [shows what's on her PearPhone to Beck]
Beck: Aw, poor gaio, jay Leno.
Tori: What? No, under that! [presses some buttons on her phone and shows it to him again]
Beck: Oh?
Tori: Oh?! That's you and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
André: No way. [shows it to him too] ...That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn! Together!
Beck: Why are you guys so impressed?
Tori: Because Alyssa Vaughn is famous!
André: And HOT!
Tori: Her father's a billionare.
André: And HOT! ...I didn't mean her father is... I drank peixe pee.
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Jade: Hey, we're not done talking about this.
Beck: I am.
Jade: Well I'm not.
Beck: Listen, Alyssa Vaughn, is just a friend.
Jade: Yeah, a friend who's already sent you six text messages today. [Beck's phone beeps] Seven.
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Tori: Is that Alyssa Vaughn?!
Jade: Yeah, so?
Tori: Nothing! Pfft, she's gross! [holds up a french fry] French fry?
André: Gross? Look at her! Oh, that girl is smoking hot, I'm serious! ...I should shut up.
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Tori: ...So, if I help you, I get a mean friend and a broken kite?
Jade: Please, just please talk to Beck for me! [cries and places her head on Tori's pillow]
Tori: [long pause, and pats Jade on the hair] Okay! Okay, okay, I'll talk to Beck!
Jade: Do it soon... [lifts her head off the pillow, which has black ink on it] I got a little makeup on your pillow.
Tori: It's okay. I'll just ask my grandmother to make me another one...if she ever comes back to life.
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Tori [her status on TheSlap]: On a mission...but how did I get to be the amor DOCTOR?!?
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Tori: Beck said you haven't done one nice thing for him in two years.
Jade: [crying] That is so not true! We've only dated a ano and eleven months!
Tori: Well, maybe he'd take you back if you did something nice for him.
Jade: You mean, like, make him fresh lemonade?
Tori: If you want Beck back, you're gonna have to think bigger than beverages.
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Tori: (while Jade and Beck are kissing) Awwwwww. [puts her hands on her heart. They turn and look at her] ...I ruined the moment.
Shara: oi Mom
Mom: oi Honey How was School
Shara: You Tell Me Either Lot of math or cheerleading
Mom: Huh You tried out for cheerleading
Shara: Mom! Yes it Was an epic fail
Mom: Im sorry honey,mmmm this waffle is so good
Mom: oi Can I have some sure waffle maker is over there
Shara: thx
Sharon: oi Little Sis How you doing
Shara: Good
Sharon: I dont think so it looks like you came down an eagles beak
Shara: it looks like you came from a cachorros Baby
Sharon: Hey
Dad: Stop fighting and Sharon you do like you came from a dog
Sharon: Hey!
Dad: Kidding
Part 2 is coming up soon
Mom: oi Honey How was School
Shara: You Tell Me Either Lot of math or cheerleading
Mom: Huh You tried out for cheerleading
Shara: Mom! Yes it Was an epic fail
Mom: Im sorry honey,mmmm this waffle is so good
Mom: oi Can I have some sure waffle maker is over there
Shara: thx
Sharon: oi Little Sis How you doing
Shara: Good
Sharon: I dont think so it looks like you came down an eagles beak
Shara: it looks like you came from a cachorros Baby
Sharon: Hey
Dad: Stop fighting and Sharon you do like you came from a dog
Sharon: Hey!
Dad: Kidding
Part 2 is coming up soon