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posted by Gwenrocks97436
Your Mamma is so fat when she was swimming whales seen her and started cantar we are family.

Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.

Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he said oi mover out of the way.

Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled oi stop that twinkie.

Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a arco iris, arco-íris and made them skittles.

Your mamma is so fat were in her right know

Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.

Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all you could see was H and D.

And one joke for today :)

Ok Dieting Tips

1 Make a list of who has a problem with you weight.

2 Cute them out of your life.

3 Enjoy having lost hundred of ideats.

And if you like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done leitura this :)
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Alright so technically this could be a sequel to Why I Dislike the Show Victorious article. I know many of you enjoyed it {Thanks so much all of you! :D} so I'm going to take your conselhos and make another article. Starting with the newest episode Tori Tortures Teacher.

{Tori Tortures Teacher}
Kay, since this is the most recent episode with the WORST of Tori Vega in it I should start with it.

After Tori, Sikowitz and the gang went to see the play that Tori's parents saw earlier, Sikowitz IMMEDIATELY left the theater right after they said: "At least you're not bald!" Sikowitz could have left at a...
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New Brilhante Victoria Episode
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Cat:*laughing*
Robbie:Ho ho and ho!
Cat:hi hi and hi!
Rex:Ah!
Sikowitz:Alright young apaixonados of learning and short pants!
Cat:I do amor short pants.
Jade:Cat,Guess what I love?
Cat:What?
Jade:Slapping perky red heads.
Cat:*laughs,sees hair,gasp*
Sikowitz:Now Jade,Don't be a natal Grunch!
Rex:Ha ha,Grunch,that's my word!
*Tori and Andre come in fighting*
Robbie:Ho ho ho!And jingle bells!
Tori:No Andre!Don't do that!
Andre:*Flips Robbie out of his chair*
Tori:Ah,ya did it.
Jade:I bet that jingled his bells.
Rex:Ah!
Andre:I'm sorry but all y'all can just keep natal spirit to yourself!
Sikowitz:Andre,You gotta...
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posted by victoriajfan123
I amor tori Vega because she is sweet kind and i amor her in every character in zoey 101 and in spectacular in bite size lets get on with what i amor about her...

( pilot )

tori helped Trina in the big showcase and i think you know how Trina can be she helped her sing her song even that her cantar was terrible now that is a great sister.

( the bird scene )

tori was so desperately needs to know what is wrong so she can be in Andre's play and she asked everyone that a good student and i liked how she stuck up for herself.

( stage fight )

in this episode jade was just mean to her she did not hit the stick in her face

and also tori is the main character in Brilhante Victoria so she has to sing every time and no jade and cat are not suppose to sing all the time.
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