What would the lyrics to 'The urso Trap Song' have been like if it existed?

[Country Western violão, guitarra música Playing In Background]


Silly Songs Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.


Cut to Larry with a urso trap on his back.


Larry: On that 1 dia I woke up from my nice warm nap


I went out in the forest


but then I heard a big loud snap


I got myself caught in a urso trap


Junior arrives on the scenery........


Larry: That afternoon, a young boy in a yellow and red boné, cap came to me and said,


Junior: "You have bad luck with that urso trap, and you might need some help getting outta there."


Larry: I tried to get out, but it was no use, I was stuck here for the rest of my entire life


Junior exits the scenery and petúnia arrives........


Larry: Then finally, right out the space, I saw this most beautiful face, and she came right up to me with a urso trap key, then unlocked it, and I was finally free at last


Larry is now outta the urso trap.


Larry: seguinte time I wake up from a nice long nap, I won't run into another urso trap.............


Silly Songs Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry, tune in seguinte time to hear Larry sing,


Larry: My sleeping bag is snug as a bug in a rug, but I'm not a slug.......