part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. oi boy scout said methos with a smerk. yes old man? said dunkin.do you remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do said dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the cerveja they had in forks said methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks said dunkin.well can we get a cerveja and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut you up old man said dunkin.ok old man were here said dunkin.beer here i come said methos. but what they find is bella cisne and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
if you liked this just ask for part 2 the vampiros meet immortls cullens time.
if you liked this just ask for part 2 the vampiros meet immortls cullens time.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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