Funny Twilight

Edward's Pov. But here is the end of chapter 7.

Chapter 7. (Bella)

His shorts were shreaded all over the place. "You exploded your shorts?" Again he shook his head up and down. "Go início and get shorts on. Then I'll talk to you later." Jacob nodded his big lobo head. I petted him. I put my clothes on and drove home. Charlie left for work already so it was good for me. At least I don't need to explain why I am wet. I dried my hair and pack my bag. I grabbed my check book and put it in my purse. I ran down stairs and found paper.

Charlie,
I am sorry but I have to leave. I am out of school and practicly...

1 mês later:

I have 3 months to go untill Renesmee is born,i look like i am 7 months pregnant but i dont mind.I have been spending nearly everyday with jacob we have become even closer than before but i dont see him mais than a friend i think he knows that.Today is Friday and it is the end of school today is graduation,alice got me something to wear and i went to my graduation.The ceremony only took about and hora and a half then it was over i went to a restraunte with charlie then alice brought me up to her house because she said she had stuff for me and renesmee.We drove up there and went...

Today is Saturday edward and the cullens are going hunting so i guess edward is goin to tell everyone what happened i bet alice will be over later.I got up and got dressed i ate breakfast and started watching tv.I was trying to think what i could do today,i havent seen Jacob in a while not since he told me he was a werewolf edward said it was dangerous.But he cant tell me what to do,so i got up and called jacob.
"Hello?"it was jacob it was good to hear his husky voice.
"Hi jake it's bella"i said to him.
"Bella!,hi how are ya!"he said now sounding really happy i chuckled a bit.
"Im fine how are...

I woke up before the dawn. Embry was still sleeping and I didn't want to disturb him, he needed as much rest as possible. I stared at the sky feeling how ironic the situation was - I was happy despite the fact that this dia might be a disaster. I knew that it would be logical to fear before the battle but I couldn't think about anything else besides the gorgeous guy seguinte to me. I closed my eyes and silently prayed for him. I wouldn't bare if anything will happen to him.
Suddenly I heard a howling and Embry jumped on his feet terrified.
"What does it mean? Did the fight start?" I asked hoping...

I woke up and got ready for school,i got dressed and went into the kitchen.I made torrada, brinde then ate it and got in my truck and drove to school,i would change seats with jessica she wont mind sitting beside edward.I got to school and started walking in,edward's volvo just turned up.I kept walking then alice started walking beside me.
"Good morning"she said in a churpy tone.
"Good morning to you too"i said back to her but not in a happy way.
"How do you feel?"she asked looking at me.
"I'm fine nothing has changed,i just dont know when to tell the teachers because i really dont feel like doing P.E"i...

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Everyone headed to their rooms for the night, but not until they reassured Summer that they didn’t blame her for Aro’s suspicions. “Thank you everyone. You all are show mais compassion towards me than I actually deserve.” “Absolutely not!” Alice quickly protested. She danced her way over to Summer and gave her an ample,...

Bella’s P.O.V:
“Rosalie?” Carlisle asked, confused. “I thought you guys were best friends.” “Yeah, so did me.” I sounded pathetic, complaining about Rosalie.
“Honey, leave it is-you know Rosalie.” He said. “I know. But she said she could…well…” He sighed, “Bella spit it out.” I fell to the floor crying, “Dazzle him. She said she could dazzle him and seduce him.” He ran over to me and scooped me up in his arms against his chest, “Oh, Bella.” He set me down in the chair. “Bella, nobody other than you can ‘dazzle’ my son.” I sniffled and nodded.
Then...

The night went fast now it is time to go to schoo,i got my bag and my swimming stuff and got in my car and drove to school.I got there and alice came over to me jasper was with her.
"Good morning"she said in a happy voice.
"Good morning to you too"i said to her.
"So are you a good swimmer?"she asked.
"Well i like going swimming"i said to her.
"Edward is a really good swimmer"she said getting excited.
"I can beat him"i said smiling a bit.
"Maybe you two could have a race"she said excited noe about a race.
"I dont think so"i said thinking about the last time me and edward went swimming.
We went into the...