*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that you are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her favorito daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a vassoura
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw you he thought that you were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
1. You wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch you sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all cachorros for that matter.
3. He looks at you like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells you how nice you smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a furgão, van from almost crushing you to death with his urso hands.
7. He can bounce frutas from his feet like a futebol ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls you aranha monkey and runs around with you on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all cachorros for that matter.
3. He looks at you like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells you how nice you smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a furgão, van from almost crushing you to death with his urso hands.
7. He can bounce frutas from his feet like a futebol ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls you aranha monkey and runs around with you on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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Snap out of it!!!!!
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as you hear Twilight You think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and said u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good filmes like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper por the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So seguinte time you hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & amor for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as you hear Twilight You think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and said u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good filmes like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper por the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So seguinte time you hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & amor for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA