série crepúsculo Article: The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oi wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: oi who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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IluvjacobOk The next story will come out whitthen 3 days. And THAT will be a lot funnier. Thats a promise.

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Break up Part 1

posted by CarlislesLover

Hi guys this is my new fã fiction break up.
I'm composição literária 4 artigos at the moent lol.
So I hope you all like this one.
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It was a relief after the Volturi had gone everything was back to normal well almost.

I’d just come back from a new club in Las Vegas it was three o’clock in the morning and I knew Edward wouldn’t be happy. The only reason I went to the club was because I was hunting when a poster blew into my face about it. I hadn’t had fun in ages and I’d never been to a club before so I decided to go. I had a great time anyway, yes I nearly ended up playing strip poker...

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Conversation part 2 EPOV

posted by CarlislesLover

I hope you all ike it
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I knew she would probably follow me, but if she was clever she would stay at home. I drove faster than usual to my house. I pushed the car as fast as it could go trying to get away from her, not wanting to hurt her. I got início at last parking my car in the drive and went inside. “Edward your back so soon, is everything ok?” Alice asked she quite obviously hadn’t seen the argument Bella and I had just had. “Yes everything is fine Alice, I’m quite sure you would have seen if anything happened” I smiled at her “So where’s my baby sister-to-be then!?”...

Heidi's past Part 2

posted by a-jforever

A while since I posted the first bit so i thought maybe I would post another. Hoep you like it XX

8 Years later

“Come on Heidi you going to be late for school.” I rolled lazily out of bed. I was now fourteen years old. Mature and very grown up. I took a chuveiro wrapping my hair in a towel. I dressed into my tight fitted white blouse, short black saia and fishnet tights. I took off the towel that was on my head, letting my mahogany ringlets hang to my waist. I brushed them smiling to myself. I wasn’t vain, I didn’t think. I was just happy to be pretty. “Heidi, come on Bens at the door...

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Torturing The Volturi Chapter 10

posted by lollipopszx3

Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!

*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*

Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*

Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.

Me : I'm not! Now begone!

Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal you within minutes.

Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*

Gianna : What is she doing??

Felix : HEY! What are you doing!?

*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*

Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!

Me : Look at me!...

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Coversation Part 1

posted by CarlislesLover

Okay so this is happens a week before Bella and Edward are ment to get married
I hope you like it XX

It was the weekend at last. Charlie was working and I was at início on my own no different to any other day. I’d been led in cama for the last hora doing nothing which was very unlike me. I lay on my cama taking up as much o espaço as possible on it. I felt lazy today like doing nothing just lying around , right now I wished I could have servants bringing me breakfast in bed, doing everything for me. My lovely dream was interrupted por a knock at the door. I couldn’t really be bothered to answer it,...

Edward Cullen Poster

posted by TwilightCullens

I have this poster in my room and that is just the image of it.

I lovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee it cause I have been looking for a poster in ages.

Yayyyy and I'm gunna put loads of them on my mural hehe. Twilight freak and on team Edward.

link

<3<3<3<3<3<3Twilight<3<3<3<3<3<3
Lol. Bring on Eclipse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lololololololololololololololololololol....ok im going to chill now.

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My Dreams. Ch.1

posted by decullen

I shot up in a fright I was in a a pitch black room I was on a silk covered bed, the air was damp, the wind soothing as it bounced off my neck , I heard a smooth voice . An angel? Edward? My Edward. "Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. Your the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." I was reassured to know that Edward was there so I slid back under the sheets and head slowly drifted away into sleep, in my dream there was a beautiful white room full of heavenly light and beautiful smells whispers echoed around me, "Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy...

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Baby

posted by dordie

It was the middle of the night, me and edward had a massive argument so he stayed at Rosalies house with her and emmet.
I was lonley lied in cama on my own with just 'the bump' as a friend, well a child pretty soon.

"OUCH" I screamed! Contractions........hard contractions.

I called Alice to take me to Carlisle but just as I went of the phone, my waters broke. I was just 15 minuets away from giving birth. While I'd been pregnant I couldnt eat real comida that often, all the baby wanted was blood, blood and well.....more blood!
As we reached his house I got carried out of the car, and then layed on the sofa. Five minuets later I gave birth, it was a girl.
I decided to call her Renesmee!

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 13! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

“We need to sort this whole mess out.” I announced on Renesmee’s behalf. I was discombobulated. My mind searched for an answer. I turned to Jasper in the left corner of the big sitting room.
“These dreams she’s having, I have them too when I read her mind. They are awful. Cynddylan is there. He keeps asking her to cadastrar-se the Volturi. But they are dead. We burnt the remains of them last night.”
I felt the most confused I had ever felt. He was dead. He was gone and a pile of ashes in Volterra. I heard a glimpse of Jacob’s thoughts; he was going to stay with Renesmee. Good. He...

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Juliet part 27

posted by kiwi12

part 27

I walked back to my room and started composição literária in an attempt to organize my scattered thoughts.

Dangers: Them losing there tempers, Accidents, Me forcing them to hurt me (example: biting Seth)

Inconveniences: Eating, Sleeping, Phasing, A house

Benefits: Parents, siblings?

Then, something dawned on me. I’d been thinking about the vampires’ strength and speed as a danger. Could the power around me also be a benefit? A protection? It was like trusting a man with a machine gun to protect you. Wise, yet stupid. From what I’d observed Edward, Jasper and Emmett were not the kind of boys to...

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Without Bella : Chapter 1

posted by KATYrebekah

Carlisle's P.O.V

"Edward cant keep doing this!" I said to Esme. As tough as he was, it was killing me (obviously not literally) to see him hurting. If he didn't get over her now then he would never be able to. Ever since last summer, when Bella ran off with Renesmee and Jacob, Edward had been hurting. He never said this aloud of course, but any time he sees a young girl (mostly when they're with child) he flinches - and pain crosses his eyes. Esme said this was normal after a break-up, but Bella was the amor of his life, and of course vampiros never forget.

"What are we going to do?" I asked...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 6!

posted by smileyfaceddude

“So? It’s just another thing you can use against m-us.” I scoffed at the black-robed vampire. He had shown a slight irritation in his eyes. Good. Jasper glanced at me confused from my smugness.
“Look, I don’t want to see you upset.” He said sarcastically then added. “Well lying won’t help. It might just slip out and Aro will hear…Yes…lying won’t help you at all. Not one little bit. So until you cadastrar-se the Volturi truthfully, we are going to toy with you and every single one of your family members until we make you cadastrar-se us. So I would be very wise with your decision. We already...

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Tears of Love: Chapter Four: Confessions

posted by Andressa_Weld

Nikki's POV
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I woke up! My head hurt ! I remind of Kellan leaving me!
“You amor Taylor”
-No! I don’t amor Taylor! I amor you - I said it softly, even though he wasn't there.
Today we would start shooting, what meant I was going to see him!
I put a purple t-shirt, jeans, all stars and sunglasses! I entered in my car and I drove slowly to the set!
When I came to the set, Kristen came to talk to me, she didn’t know yet about my awful night, but my eyes have betrayed me!
-What’s happened, dear?
-He kissed me!
-Isn’t that good?
-No! Because he said that he was sorry, and that...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 9

posted by Darktimes104

I hope everybody likes this chapter, I had writers block. LOL. Please comment.

Emmett's POV:
I had to control my thoughts, Esme said so. Easier said than done though. I'm in amor with her. I have only known her for 48 hours so, I don't think I should tell her yet. I will weight for the right moment, but for now I am going to enjoy every segundo I get to be with her.
I took Rose and sat on the couch. I kissed her, it was supposed to be sweet but turned mais in to passion. My hands were knotted her long blond hair to hold her close, and her arms were around my neck. "Emmett come here please." Someone...

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Juliet Part 26

posted by kiwi12

Part 26

I couldn’t stay with vampires. That was insane. I shook my head in answer to Carlisle’s pergunta “It’s impractical” I sighed. “Why?” he asked. “It’s dangerous and I sleep and eat and…” He cut me off gently “Wait. Take a moment to collect your thoughts. Come up with a list and we’ll go through it.” I stayed in his arms quietly and made my list. I nodded when I was done. He smiled encouragingly “Go ahead” I decided to start with one that had to do with his family, rather than my safety. “I have to eat and sleep it would be a significant incontinence for...

Twilight Saga & Stephenie Meyer Rumor round up

posted by Renesmee_XD

por Twilight_News |

So there’s a bunch out there circulating. Here’s what we make of it.

Rumor 1: The Host casting in full balanço and Ian Somhalder cast as Ian. Now as much as Alphie would personally amor nothing better than to have this be true, at the moment it’s rumor. A number of sources that we checked with were surprised to learn of this because the movie is still actively being developed. What we think sparked this was a German fansite stating Ian would be great for the role combined with a casting website that puts out general information about projects.

Rumor 2: Kristen Stewart is...

Twilight Saga and Stephenie Meyer Rumor Roundup

posted by Hellohoudini

por Twilight_News

So there’s a bunch out there circulating. Here’s what we make of it.

Rumor 1: The Host casting in full balanço and Ian Somhalder cast as Ian. Now as much as Alphie would personally amor nothing better than to have this be true, at the moment it’s rumor. A number of sources that we checked with were surprised to learn of this because the movie is still actively being developed. What we think sparked this was a German fansite stating Ian would be great for the role combined with a casting website that puts out general information about projects.

Rumor 2: Kristen Stewart is...

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Perfect Piece Of Forever

posted by ybet_cullen18

Chapter 1: Sweet Memories

The memories of yesterday suddenly filled my mind as i walked slowly in the place where i first fell in amor with the man i thought i can live forever with.

It was an ordinary Saturday. Carlisle was gone for the weekend with Emmett to hike. Alice was gone shopping in Tacoma, WA along with Jasper. The clouds were dark outside and the wind was blowing so hard. Esme and Rosalie were left in the big house, cooking an Italian cuisine. I was with Edward in front of my father's house. We sat on the blanket on the ground as if we're having a picnic. He was perfectly lying in...

I Missed U!!!

posted by Bella_Cullen902

It's been so long since i even thought about composição literária on here. I'm so excited that i still have people leitura my stories and i have new fanpop-ers too.

Let me get my thoughts together and get my schedule together also because im in the middle of my two week testing. I will write and it will be before the middle of may i will have two new chapters out!

Tell me which story you want me to write on first and ill try and get it together. But for now until after April 30, 2010, you have to be paitent! i get my progress reports seguinte week and im getting projects every 2 weeks so i might not be on here every dia but i will be on maybe once or twice a week, three times if i can but all of you know that the end of the school ano is the hardest time of the year.

I amor YOU ALL!!!,
Bella_cullen902

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Dreams do come true Chapter 5

posted by Darktimes104

I'm going to try to make this one and the rest of them longer. Thanks for reading!

Emmett's POV

My chest ached from were my coração was beating against it. My throat was sore probably from all my screaming. I haven't screamed so much in my life. I felt a soft hand on my arm and what felt like a damp cloth on my forehead. I was very soothing. The pain wasn't there anymore, I felt the aftermath of it though. My bones hurt, my chest ached, and my throat is sore. I was afraid to open my mouth to speak, I was afraid if I did, the screams would start again. I settled for opening my eyes, a large room...