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*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the cama sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could you like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did you bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling YOU so YOU answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are you on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! You can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running início holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the sofá beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but you may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger por its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger por its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the laranja ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: YOU MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! You tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I said I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and you really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill you and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as you viewers can see…just what will happen seguinte in the thrilling series of friendship, lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do you think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A fanpop NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the cama sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could you like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did you bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling YOU so YOU answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are you on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! You can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running início holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the sofá beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but you may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger por its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger por its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the laranja ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: YOU MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! You tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I said I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and you really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill you and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as you viewers can see…just what will happen seguinte in the thrilling series of friendship, lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do you think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A fanpop NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
i couldn't let myself even think for a segundo that i could ease Rosalies Pain.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If you like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!
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With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our favorito Eclipse quotes. frases should be left as comments and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your favorito line in Eclipse?
I amor it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I amor it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."