Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIXTEEN]
I went up both staircases, knowing that Jerek went to his room upstairs, and I caught him just as he was about to close the door.
"Jerek, just wait. Stop doing this. Stop shutting us out like we don't matter. I'm sorry about what happened, about what's happening. But...you can't keep hiding yourself up here, locking yourself away from the rest of us."
"I'm not." Jerek said, and I closed the door behind me.
"Then what are you doing?" I asked him.
"I'm getting this." Jerek reached under the bed, and pulled out a scythe, the kind you see on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, season 7.
"Whoa!" I said, and he placed it on the bed. "Where did you get that?"
"I made it. After seeing this bad boy on BUFFY, I had Verona make it for me. Not only does it look sweet, but it's something I can kill Zoos with, avenging Vi's death."
"Well, wow." I couldn't say anything else, the sight of this wicken weapon just took my breath away.
"I'm going to torture Zoos with this as long as it takes until every drop of his blood is on the earth around him."
I stared at the blade, and Jerek picked it up, swung it through the air, slicing nothing in half but making that cool SHINK! noise as it soared through the air. Jerek started his way towards me with the blade in hand, the light shimmering off of the shiny blade as he approached me when his words registered in my brain.
"Whoa! Wait! You can't." I put my hand on his chest, and he laughed.
"I can, and I will."
"I won't let you. Not like this. You're gonna' get yourself killed."
"So be it."
"I won't let you die!" I said, and he pushed me against the door.
"Then you won't have to." He leaned the blade against the wall, kissed me quickly, and then threw me on the bed, grabbing the blade, and storming out of the room.
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
_____________________
[SIXTEEN]
I went up both staircases, knowing that Jerek went to his room upstairs, and I caught him just as he was about to close the door.
"Jerek, just wait. Stop doing this. Stop shutting us out like we don't matter. I'm sorry about what happened, about what's happening. But...you can't keep hiding yourself up here, locking yourself away from the rest of us."
"I'm not." Jerek said, and I closed the door behind me.
"Then what are you doing?" I asked him.
"I'm getting this." Jerek reached under the bed, and pulled out a scythe, the kind you see on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, season 7.
"Whoa!" I said, and he placed it on the bed. "Where did you get that?"
"I made it. After seeing this bad boy on BUFFY, I had Verona make it for me. Not only does it look sweet, but it's something I can kill Zoos with, avenging Vi's death."
"Well, wow." I couldn't say anything else, the sight of this wicken weapon just took my breath away.
"I'm going to torture Zoos with this as long as it takes until every drop of his blood is on the earth around him."
I stared at the blade, and Jerek picked it up, swung it through the air, slicing nothing in half but making that cool SHINK! noise as it soared through the air. Jerek started his way towards me with the blade in hand, the light shimmering off of the shiny blade as he approached me when his words registered in my brain.
"Whoa! Wait! You can't." I put my hand on his chest, and he laughed.
"I can, and I will."
"I won't let you. Not like this. You're gonna' get yourself killed."
"So be it."
"I won't let you die!" I said, and he pushed me against the door.
"Then you won't have to." He leaned the blade against the wall, kissed me quickly, and then threw me on the bed, grabbing the blade, and storming out of the room.
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have mais fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escrivaninha, mesa in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have mais fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escrivaninha, mesa in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
Jacob Black
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do you think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives or what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Eclipse
The two Victorias
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet por H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of coração and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush vestido instead. amor the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
Bella Cullen
I read the first book & i could'nt decide which team i was then i read the segundo book & i choose.......... Edward! Because Jacob promised Bella he wouldn't hurt her & he does! I think Jacob is a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
