Here's some of A Life Of Death:
“Go on.” I said warily,
“Well, I have a talent.” She said slowly.
“Okay.”
“I can see the future, as if... “She paused, “as if it was on TV.” I didn’t know whether to be amazed or frightened.
“And I saw you coming.” I stepped back, she had seen me coming?
“That is why we were waiting for you, to meet you here.” Carlisle explained softly, stepping forward.
Alice looked me directly in the eye. She took a deep breath, and said carefully, “I not only saw you coming, I saw you joining our family.” I gasped and reeled back, I scanned the disorganised bunch of strange yellow eyed vampires. Me? In their family? She had to be joking. I turned away.
“Wait!” The blonde male called. “Don’t go!” I ignored him. They were nothing to me, despite what Alice had said. But a chance for a real family.... NO. I don’t need them. I managed fine on my own when I was human, I’ll manage even better now. I stormed out the front door thinking really hard to myself that none of them would follow me and hoping it would work.
I sat in the woods my head on my knees when something wet and awful smelling, brushed across my cheek. I jumped up hissing and growling at the giant lobo stood in front of me. He didn’t growl at me back but just sort of surrendered, lying down on the floor whimpering softly.
I didnt know whether to continue or drop this fanfic so I only posted a little bit.Please Comment.XXX
“Go on.” I said warily,
“Well, I have a talent.” She said slowly.
“Okay.”
“I can see the future, as if... “She paused, “as if it was on TV.” I didn’t know whether to be amazed or frightened.
“And I saw you coming.” I stepped back, she had seen me coming?
“That is why we were waiting for you, to meet you here.” Carlisle explained softly, stepping forward.
Alice looked me directly in the eye. She took a deep breath, and said carefully, “I not only saw you coming, I saw you joining our family.” I gasped and reeled back, I scanned the disorganised bunch of strange yellow eyed vampires. Me? In their family? She had to be joking. I turned away.
“Wait!” The blonde male called. “Don’t go!” I ignored him. They were nothing to me, despite what Alice had said. But a chance for a real family.... NO. I don’t need them. I managed fine on my own when I was human, I’ll manage even better now. I stormed out the front door thinking really hard to myself that none of them would follow me and hoping it would work.
I sat in the woods my head on my knees when something wet and awful smelling, brushed across my cheek. I jumped up hissing and growling at the giant lobo stood in front of me. He didn’t growl at me back but just sort of surrendered, lying down on the floor whimpering softly.
I didnt know whether to continue or drop this fanfic so I only posted a little bit.Please Comment.XXX
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
The 22-year-old Twilight estrela recently sat down with E! Online and dished on the upcoming film and what exactly he thought was weird about it all. “Sometimes you feel uncomfortable leitura this thing [the book] and I think a lot of people would feel that it is…and in the same way it’s kind of voyeuristic. It’s kind of like a sick pleasure…It’s really honest, really, really honest and that’s kind of what’s weird about it.”