Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
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[TWELVE]
Ok, so here is what we figured out: We had to kill Haus, no matter how long it takes us. We have to kill him. Duh, but I mean, we can't wait for him to attack, we have to attack him! But how?
"Didn't that doctor say he was immortal?" I pointed out and they both nodded.
"You caught that, huh?" Tabra said and I nodded.
"Well, he is."
"How? Is he a God or the son of Nicholas Flamel or...what?" I was hoping they'd tell me.
And they did.
"Haus is a vampire."
"Ohhhhhhhh....." I said and they nodded. "No matter he didn't die. Bullets don't kill the vampire(s) they just hurt like hell to them."
They both nodded.
"So, we all agree on staking this mother effer or stabbing him with some pointy object in the coração right?" I said and they nodded again.
"We going with a stake or sword or knife?" I asked.
"All of the above. We all gear up with the essentials: guns, rope, etc. And then gear up with Haus's essentials: garlice juice, holy water, stakes, pointy objects, crosses, silver chains, cruz bows, you name it." Jerek said.
"Oh, ok. What weapon do I get?" I wanted a stake with a cross-bow. Slayer in one hand, bunda kicker in the other, you know?
"You choose." Jerek said and I decided on the regular gear along with the stake and cross-bow.
"Alright," Tabra said. "We need to tell the others about this battle, right?"
"Yes, which is why we are gonna' throw a meeting right." Jerek took our bowls, placed them in each of them so they'd be a little stack, put the three spoons in the topo, início bowl, and went into the room outside of his.
Jerek gathered everyone, and had them sit in front of him as he stood.
"We have an important matter of discussion." Jerek began, and we all listened.
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[TWELVE]
Ok, so here is what we figured out: We had to kill Haus, no matter how long it takes us. We have to kill him. Duh, but I mean, we can't wait for him to attack, we have to attack him! But how?
"Didn't that doctor say he was immortal?" I pointed out and they both nodded.
"You caught that, huh?" Tabra said and I nodded.
"Well, he is."
"How? Is he a God or the son of Nicholas Flamel or...what?" I was hoping they'd tell me.
And they did.
"Haus is a vampire."
"Ohhhhhhhh....." I said and they nodded. "No matter he didn't die. Bullets don't kill the vampire(s) they just hurt like hell to them."
They both nodded.
"So, we all agree on staking this mother effer or stabbing him with some pointy object in the coração right?" I said and they nodded again.
"We going with a stake or sword or knife?" I asked.
"All of the above. We all gear up with the essentials: guns, rope, etc. And then gear up with Haus's essentials: garlice juice, holy water, stakes, pointy objects, crosses, silver chains, cruz bows, you name it." Jerek said.
"Oh, ok. What weapon do I get?" I wanted a stake with a cross-bow. Slayer in one hand, bunda kicker in the other, you know?
"You choose." Jerek said and I decided on the regular gear along with the stake and cross-bow.
"Alright," Tabra said. "We need to tell the others about this battle, right?"
"Yes, which is why we are gonna' throw a meeting right." Jerek took our bowls, placed them in each of them so they'd be a little stack, put the three spoons in the topo, início bowl, and went into the room outside of his.
Jerek gathered everyone, and had them sit in front of him as he stood.
"We have an important matter of discussion." Jerek began, and we all listened.
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm composição literária called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping you will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If you like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!
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With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our favorito Eclipse quotes. frases should be left as comments and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your favorito line in Eclipse?
I amor it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I amor it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
