Woops, it's been over a mês since the last one! Sorry, been a little busy!
Here goes yet again...
I say Team Jasper, just because he doesn’t get enough credit!
Edwella, or Bellward?
Jalice or Alisper?
Rommett or Emmalie?
Carlesme or Esmelisle?
Jamoria or Vames?
Renecob (prouounced Ren-nay-cub)
Jasper would never make a good therapist. He already knows ‘how you feel about that’.
Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampiros for Dia das bruxas and lied and said he was all out of candy.
Today I made Emmett fall in amor with Edward again!
When Emmett does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the ground down!
Jasper’s favourite ‘meal’ should be a monkey... I know where to find 100 monkeys... (Tell me if you don’t get this one)
Rosalie was told to bring back something as beautiful as her. She brought back a mirror.
Edward Cullen knows all your ‘inside’ jokes!
What do the Volturi like to do on art and crafts days? Cut and Taste!
Cullenism: Because we’re mais than just fans!
Edward’s the fastest, Emmett’s the strongest, but Jasper can sit alone in the corner and still make everyone jealous!
How to annoy Edward:
Bella: I know something you don’t know, do da, do da!
Okay, so Edward Cullen is-
- Sparkly in the sunlight
- Very fast
- Lives in the forest
Let’s face it... He’s a fairy!
We’ve all been wandering why Edward can’t read Bella’s mind...
But of course there’s nothing there to read!
FYI...Just because you suck does not make you a vampire.
You are the twilight of my life, the new moon on my horizon, the eclipse of my por being and the breaking dawn of every morning.
I’m just wondering why the Volturi haven’t been to hunt me down yet... I know WAY too much about vampires!
In the book, Edward had my heart, but in the movie Jacob has my eyes...
Oh no, a Twilight rehab’s been built seguinte door! Don’t worry, it’s made of wood and should burn quickly... ;)
When I say ‘Bite me’ please consider it as an invitation!
You are never truly obsessed with Twilight until the dia comes when you see a silver Volvo and run after it screaming ‘Edward!’
Team Edward? Nope. Team Jacob? Nope. Team Jasper? Hale yes!
I say brunettes have mais fun... just ask Bella Swan!
Twilight is fate’s way of getting back at j.k.rowling for killing fred figglehorn Weasley off! Shame on you!
And so the human fell in amor with the fictional werewolf....
Jacob Black should never wear a camisa again, it would be public service to all the women of the world ;)
I can fall upstairs. Now that is what you call dedication.
The lion fell in the amor with the lamb. The lion left. The lobo fell in amor with the lamb. Buffy slayed the lion. Happy ever after :)
Jacob Black gives a whole new meaning to the words ‘Hot Dog’.
vampiros are cold,
lobisomens are hot,
I’m coming for you, ready or not.
Off to cama to count Edward Cullens instead of sheep... Hmm... Maybe not the best idea to calm me down... I’ll count Jasper Hales then...
Wanted: Edward Cullen. Crime: Dazzling girls. Height: 6”2. Hair: Bronze, tousled. Eye colour: Dependent on thirst. Reward: Everything I own.
I had a furgão, van skidding towards me today because of the ice, and guess what, I don’t get no Edward!
My SAT/NAV / GP won’t tell me the way to Edward’s meadow :(
I’m so obsessed with Twilight that I decided to google ‘The Cold One’ like in the movie!
I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die.
Fairy-tales now officially include vampires.
If there was a battle between Edward and Cedric, and one of them died, would that be considered as suicide?
Edward Cullen puts Romeo to shame ;)
Until I read Twilight, I had never fully appreciated an escuro, nublado day.
Jasper’s shopping list – 1) Blood. 2) Bella 3) mais Blood. “Not funny Jasper!”
I wonder what would happen if someone let it slip to Charlie on their wedding dia that Bella and Edward has been ‘sleeping’ together at his house for the past two years...
Hope you liked them guys, and they'll be mais in about two or three weeks, ok?
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I'd also just like to say, no hating or argueing, they are NOT, I repeat, NOT all my personal opinions! I try to include a variety of Team Edward's, Team Jacob's, and other characters to suit everybody :)
Xxx AliceRoxx xxX