Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampiros are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you amor him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minuto of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds mais like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampiros are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you amor him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minuto of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds mais like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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These are some Twilight teams and why you should be part of them!
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor you will find
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor you will find