ok i know i have very many stories out now but i have writers block on Our Worst Show and chapter 5 and chapter 1 of Dreamnapped and FDLFSP will be up today tho
this is a story about me and my best friend. we are so close that i consider her my sister so thats why she is in the story. its hannah and her screenname is MrsNickJonas97 im not sure if she'll read this right away but i hope u lyk it
Disclaimer: u know it i dont own Twilight. i always forget to put these on my other ones. i feel lyk im going to get sued if i didnt put it on this one
The Supernatural
Introduction
My sister, Hannah and I, were sitting in the living room discussing our favorito books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
After about two hours of talking, our father called us into the kitchen, “Daniella, Hannah, could you guys come here for a moment?” he asked.
We both ran into the cozinha with our books in our hands.
“What’s up dad?” I asked.
“Well girls since the end of the school ano is coming in a week, your mother and I were planning to go on a vacation. We picked where we went last time, so you have to agree on a place this year.” he replied.
I smiled and looked at Hannah. She looked exactly the same we both knew exactly where we were going too.
“Forks!” we both said at the same time and then laughed.
“Yeah lets go to Forks, Washington this year.” Hannah said
“Oh is this because those books?” mom asked, “Well you are not going to find any vampiros there.”
this is a story about me and my best friend. we are so close that i consider her my sister so thats why she is in the story. its hannah and her screenname is MrsNickJonas97 im not sure if she'll read this right away but i hope u lyk it
Disclaimer: u know it i dont own Twilight. i always forget to put these on my other ones. i feel lyk im going to get sued if i didnt put it on this one
The Supernatural
Introduction
My sister, Hannah and I, were sitting in the living room discussing our favorito books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
After about two hours of talking, our father called us into the kitchen, “Daniella, Hannah, could you guys come here for a moment?” he asked.
We both ran into the cozinha with our books in our hands.
“What’s up dad?” I asked.
“Well girls since the end of the school ano is coming in a week, your mother and I were planning to go on a vacation. We picked where we went last time, so you have to agree on a place this year.” he replied.
I smiled and looked at Hannah. She looked exactly the same we both knew exactly where we were going too.
“Forks!” we both said at the same time and then laughed.
“Yeah lets go to Forks, Washington this year.” Hannah said
“Oh is this because those books?” mom asked, “Well you are not going to find any vampiros there.”
Edward Cullen (born Edward Anthony Masen) was born on June 20, 1901 in Chicago, Illinois, and is Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante in his 17-year-old body. While dying of the Spanish influenza, he was changed into a vampire por Dr. Carlisle Cullen after Edward's mother, Elizabeth, begged him to save Edward as her dying wish. Edward only drinks animal blood and has the special ability to read minds, with the exception of Bella Swan's. He falls in amor with Bella soon after she arrives in Forks. Edward knows that he could kill Bella easily, a fact that torments him so much that, in the book New Moon, he decides to leave Forks with his family so they won't be able to hurt her. He returns, however, because he realizes he cannot live without her. Edward marries Bella in Breaking Dawn and they have a child, Renesmee.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link