I looked at Maria. "Three days?" She whispered, angrily. "Its better than nothing!" I exclaimed as we ran through the forest. We found an abandoned campsite nearby. "Victoria would have killed us if we had stayed with her." I continued, remembering the harsh training she had forced us into. "She made us have this life. The Cullens obliterated her. We have rights to be thankful for them." I said. "I know...I just...It was years ago...and I still miss my old life- as a human!" Maria whispered. I nodded. She was my friend back when we were...normal. She was the kindest person I knew. She had a perfect life: Perfect grades, perfect boyfriend, perfect family... The change was too much for her to bare. "It will be okay. I told her. The sun set, and night passed. I missed sleep, I missed everyone, I missed EVERYTHING...
The seguinte dia came in silence. Neither me nor Maria said a word. We just hunted, then people watched. People watching is very different when you're not a person...by the way. The night passed just the same.
The seguinte day, however, was different. I heard rustles in the forest, grabbed Maria, and investigated. It was Carlisle, looking for us."Over here!" Yelled Maria. He sped over in a second. "We have made our decision." He told us. In that moment- time froze...
The seguinte dia came in silence. Neither me nor Maria said a word. We just hunted, then people watched. People watching is very different when you're not a person...by the way. The night passed just the same.
The seguinte day, however, was different. I heard rustles in the forest, grabbed Maria, and investigated. It was Carlisle, looking for us."Over here!" Yelled Maria. He sped over in a second. "We have made our decision." He told us. In that moment- time froze...
-Renesmee-
por the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes you look cute."
"Are you on his side or mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be mais supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
por the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
por the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes you look cute."
"Are you on his side or mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be mais supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
por the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have mais fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escrivaninha, mesa in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have mais fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escrivaninha, mesa in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”