ilha dos desafios Article: Total Drama Relax (jk) ep.1 part 1

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posted by ashesrocks

Kay: Welcome everyone to Total Drama Relax (jk)
1st of all it's called total drama relax (jk) because well, look around! We are in Africa right near the Tigers, Lions ,and Rhinos. In fact, we are 5 mi. from them! Lol! i amor this show.
Time for the campers to come. First we have Justice.

Justice: oi everyone! About my adition..

Kay:Now we have Zoey

Zoey: What's up everyone! Of course you seen me on many other shows...

Kay: Jamie's on!

Jamie: Try not to mess with me! Dont't think about playing dumb around me! Got that!?!?

Kay: ok......

Ray: Is it my turn already?

Kay: It is now.

Ray: oi everyone! I'm Raynetta Maciella Ilaria Liviana...

Kay: Shut up already! We don't need to know ur real name!

Ray: Harsh...

Arianna: Really harsh. oi everyone! I'm Matrix! I have also been on lots of other shows.Like total drama...

Kay: This is taking forever! Now we have the rast of the cast.

Penny: oi everyone! I'm pe... *Brittney pushes her*

Brittney: Wow! We are so close to The lions! Cool!

Penny: oh no u didn't!

Brittney: What did i do?

Penny: *pushes Brittney* *now they have a cat fight*

Star: I amor fighting! Sooooo cool!

Amanda: Totally fuc**** cool!

Star: i no rite!?!

Jared: Ladies, Ladies... Stop.

Brittney: U can't make us!

Penney: yea!

Lucas: Who's the shortie?

Alexa: *kicks him in balls*

Lucas: Can't... Even... Bend..

Alexa: I might be short but i still have my way!

Kay: That's all the cast! Stay tune for part 2!

escapethejake11 and taytrain97 like this

taytrain97 "Can't...even...bend..." I cracked up at that part xD *confessional- because getting to the main point is boring* Ray: Hmph! Like it's my fault I have a big name! *raspberries at camera* *end*

ashesrocks Lol thx!

sumerjoy11 Coolio

16falloutboy AWESOME JOB!!!, I LOV IT

Jamie38459 Hmmm, my personality seems 2 B different, Oh well, at least I didnt start a catfight...

ashesrocks lol

ashesrocks I just realized i stopped for no reason, so im gonna restart it again. im just gonna contuine from where i left off!!

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Our Trip to Cedar Point Part 1

posted by chocopockyninja

Part 1
by chocopockyninja

I closed the door of my newly bought smart car and walked up to the Pretty white house where my friend Sofie lived with her boy friend Duncan. I rang the door sino and heard their dog Bonnie bark like crazy. The door open and out walk Duncan in nothing but his boxers.
"What are you doing here?" Asked a very tired Duncan.
"Did you forget the Cedar Point trip is today? Its 9 a.m. and it takes an hora to get there Hurry!!" I said to Duncan. With out a word he ran up stairs, I hope to get dressed and wake Sofie. While standing out side scratching Bonnie I heard Sofie yell,"Oh...

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Total Drama Meebo

posted by taytrain97

As you probably don't know, both topez99 and I like Harold. We had a conversation concerning just that, and look how it ended up. xP
Freakin' hilarious, unless you're offended por strippers and people who cosplay Harry Potter. :3
Noah will always be my main boy.
*I wink at Noah, and he just sticks his tongue out at me.*

This is copied word for word xD Enjoy! =3
( oh, and PS: Noah's reaction is at the end, after he reads it xD )

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Last time, on TOTAL DRAMA MEEBO (nice name, huh?):

Ava (topez99) and Raynie (taytrain97) had dyed Noah's hair red. They'd been making him and Harold cosplay Harry Potter....

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Cruella De Heather

posted by LeshawnaGirl

Cruella de Heather Cruella De Heather
If She dosent scare no evil thing will
To see her on TDI is to take a sudden chil
Cruella Cruella Du Heather

Cruella Cruella De Heather
The curl of her lips
The ice in her demands
All innocent campers like Lindsay better beware
She is like a competitor waiting for the chance
Look out for Cruella Du Heather

Cruella de Heather Cruella De Heather
If She dosent scare no evil thing will
To see her on TDI is to take a sudden chil
Cruella Cruella Du Heather

This bitchy face
This inhuman fiend
She ought to be locked up bye Chef Hatchet
This show was such...

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TDI ancestry - The rise of Beatrice Thorn

posted by TDIlover226

Dream
"Heather...Heather....my child, wake up!" Heather woke up, in a cemetary. "Oh gracious, my child, you've woken up!".
"wh, who are you?"
"Why my child, I am your great great great great great great grandmother, Beatrice Thorn!".
Heather stared at the woman for minute, like she was crazy.
"Please, my child! Come here, you have been hurt!"
Beatrice tried to grab Heather, but she slipped out of her hands.
"Get away from me, you sleezy hag!"
"Why must you act like this!? So crude, so...so...ugh!" Beatrice grabbed Heather and threw her down a hole, a dug grave that was awaiting.

"Oh...my poor Damien....how...

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I'm Not the Vampire. Ch2

posted by vamp_grl_123

It’s been boring. Like nothing interesting has happened. So here I am walking down the halls and entering history class. I take my usual assento in the back corner and take out my book to read until first period starts.

I am completely into my book that I didn’t notice the boy walking up to me. I only realized his existence when he pulled out the chair seguinte to me and sat down. I perked up and looked over to find his green eyes string at me.

“May I sit here? Or will Terry be mad?” Trent joked with me.

“What’s your problem?” I asked putting my book away. “No one talks to me. I’m...

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TDI fanfiction: John

posted by TDIlover226

Name:John
Age:22
possy:JG's possy
Phrase: huh?

John is the oldest person in TDA, being 22, just 2 years older than Chris. He is known not to say much. He is in JG's possy, having the job of driving the possy's red pickup truck (even though Seiamica can drive perfectly). He has a goth appearence and long hair. JG jokes around with him, saying he looks like a chick, he replys por sayig "Thank you" as a joke that never gets old. It was never really known how a 22 ano old would become friends with a couple of 14 and 15 ano olds, but the best conclusion is that John is just like a big kid. John is...