Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv show yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced por the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: you have 10 minutos to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the topo, início rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all you people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to soco terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you seguinte time
Edge: YEAH!!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced por the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: you have 10 minutos to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the topo, início rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all you people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to soco terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you seguinte time
Edge: YEAH!!
Hey, guys.Like the título i ran away with Cody. If bubba doesn't like us together than... He's dead to me! I beat your wondering how i'm composição literária this well, I have my laptop and it is not trackable.*hey Amber* Hey, Cody!Umm... What were you going to say before bubba tried to kill you?*Oh yea (Clears throat) I amor you*I amor you too Cody Harrison(His last name!hmmmm...Amber Harrison?)!(Kiss)*whoa!*hehehe. I won't tell you were i am cause then bubba could find us.Cody stop it!Hahahaha!I'm ticklish, Stop it!Hehehehe. I will try and to inform you on details!
Bye!
*blows kiss*Stay Stylish!!!
Bye!
*blows kiss*Stay Stylish!!!
April 6 2010.
WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!!!!
I WILL mover TO NEW YORK, WITH OWEN. APPEARENLY I'M NOT ALOUD TO SEE OWEN CAUSE HES.....FAT. He came to my house today.....and my parents sent him away! They never had a problem with fat people before! now i can't see him. they sent away Chris because he was too old, and now i have no one. But me and Owen are gonna mover to new york, and with Duncan and Courtney's help we'll make a life there and never see my stupid parents again!
April 8 2010.
I have my bags packed. I'm not leaving till May. I wanna make sure that I'm prepared so we can do the basic plan that Duncan made up. me and owen would go down high way 57 to the train station. Then we would ride a cab to the airport where they would fly to new york. Duncan and courtney would be waiting. There was a small apartment that had been abandoned, we would stay there ubtil we had enough money to get a real condo.
WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!!!!
I WILL mover TO NEW YORK, WITH OWEN. APPEARENLY I'M NOT ALOUD TO SEE OWEN CAUSE HES.....FAT. He came to my house today.....and my parents sent him away! They never had a problem with fat people before! now i can't see him. they sent away Chris because he was too old, and now i have no one. But me and Owen are gonna mover to new york, and with Duncan and Courtney's help we'll make a life there and never see my stupid parents again!
April 8 2010.
I have my bags packed. I'm not leaving till May. I wanna make sure that I'm prepared so we can do the basic plan that Duncan made up. me and owen would go down high way 57 to the train station. Then we would ride a cab to the airport where they would fly to new york. Duncan and courtney would be waiting. There was a small apartment that had been abandoned, we would stay there ubtil we had enough money to get a real condo.
justin:oh hello finale 4 it looks like today we will be trying out costumes
courteney:ok hot justin
justin:but still finale 4 lets all go to my closet and pick out some of my moms old clothes
bridgette:heres my outfit justin
justin:thats awesome bridgette
linsay:here hanna
justin:my names not hanna IM justin and thats a pritty cool costume
courteney:here justin
justin:that is an awesome costume courteney next
gwen:here justin
justin:thats sweat gwen
(IT looked like justin thought every costume was pritty hot but one he thought was pritty uncool)
justin:ok finale 4 who is seguro is bridgette and gwen and its courteney vs linsay and the last name IM going to call is....................courteney
linsay:oh goodbye
every girl:have a nice trip linsay
linsay:well bye
justin:well well well if it isint the finale 3 gwen,bridgette,and courteney
THE END TLL seguinte TIME
courteney:ok hot justin
justin:but still finale 4 lets all go to my closet and pick out some of my moms old clothes
bridgette:heres my outfit justin
justin:thats awesome bridgette
linsay:here hanna
justin:my names not hanna IM justin and thats a pritty cool costume
courteney:here justin
justin:that is an awesome costume courteney next
gwen:here justin
justin:thats sweat gwen
(IT looked like justin thought every costume was pritty hot but one he thought was pritty uncool)
justin:ok finale 4 who is seguro is bridgette and gwen and its courteney vs linsay and the last name IM going to call is....................courteney
linsay:oh goodbye
every girl:have a nice trip linsay
linsay:well bye
justin:well well well if it isint the finale 3 gwen,bridgette,and courteney
THE END TLL seguinte TIME
justin:the last name am going to call is leshawna
leshawna:ya babbey and that's how I roll!
justin:beth you have to walk the dock of shame because you were not my type
beth:ok just take me início I'll tell my dad I lost you
justin:ok then now the seguinte challange is a beijar contest who ever is not a good kisser to me has to walk the dock of shame first up is eva
(justin had alot of fun with his girl's beijar and all that but justin did find one bad kisser!)
justin:ok then the names that get to stay is lashawna,bridgette,katie and sadie,izzy,gwen,courteney,lindsay,ok then this is a shocker heather against eva and the last name I'm gonna call is..............................
THE END TILL seguinte TIME
leshawna:ya babbey and that's how I roll!
justin:beth you have to walk the dock of shame because you were not my type
beth:ok just take me início I'll tell my dad I lost you
justin:ok then now the seguinte challange is a beijar contest who ever is not a good kisser to me has to walk the dock of shame first up is eva
(justin had alot of fun with his girl's beijar and all that but justin did find one bad kisser!)
justin:ok then the names that get to stay is lashawna,bridgette,katie and sadie,izzy,gwen,courteney,lindsay,ok then this is a shocker heather against eva and the last name I'm gonna call is..............................
THE END TILL seguinte TIME