Chris: welcome to the total dramatic race where 12 teams will race and each episode one team will go home.
the teams are:
1. Gwen and Trent
2. Geoff and bridgette
3. Izzy and owen
4. Duncan and courtney
5. Leshawna and Harold
6. Heather and noah
7. Katie and sadie
8. Tyler and Lindsay
9. Cody and beth
10. Eva and ezekiel
11. DJ and kathie
12. Justin and Alejandro
Chris: oi chef tell them were there going first
Chef: well chris the teams will first go to the eiffel tower and Then run to the finish line. The last team to cruz will be eliminated.
Chris: ready set go!
*the teams race to the airport*
Lindsay: I have always wanted to go to france!!
Tyler: yeah babe
Courtney: did you take care of gwens car
Duncan: yeah I cut the gas lines
*down the road*
Gwen: great the car just died.
Trent: let me check.
*heather and noah pass by*
Heather: awww bad luck weird goth girl.
3:26 THE AIRPORT-
Harold: Izzy how did you get here.
Izzy: I told owen there was comida here.
*Justin and Alejandro run in*
Justin: Ladies and gentleman!!
Alejandro: we are here so be jelous
Duncan: oi pretty boys shut up or your face dies.
*the first plane arrives*
Chris: These are the current ranks of the teams
First plane-
1. Izzy and owen
2. Leshawna and Harold
3. Justin and Alejandro
4. Duncan and courtney
5. Tyler and Lindsay
segundo plane-
6. Heather and Noah
7. DJ and Kathie
8. Geoff and bridgette
9. Katie and sadie
10. Cody and beth
Third plane-
11. Eva and Ezekiel
12. Gwen and Trent
*the first plane lands and the segundo plane takes off*
Chef: chris can you see the teams?
Chris: yeah Duncan and courtney just got here but Izzy and owen are right behind them.
Chris: Izzy and owen are in the lead.
Chris: Izzy and owen your team number 1 and duncan and courtney your team 2.
chris: These are the final ranks
1. Izzy and owen
2. Duncan and courtney
3. Justin and Alejandro
4. Tyler and Lindsay
5. Leshawna and Harold
6. Eva and Ezekiel
7. DJ and Kathie
8. Katie and Sadie
9. Heather and Noah
10. Geoff and Bridgette
11. Cody and Beth
Eliminated team- Gwen and trent
the teams are:
1. Gwen and Trent
2. Geoff and bridgette
3. Izzy and owen
4. Duncan and courtney
5. Leshawna and Harold
6. Heather and noah
7. Katie and sadie
8. Tyler and Lindsay
9. Cody and beth
10. Eva and ezekiel
11. DJ and kathie
12. Justin and Alejandro
Chris: oi chef tell them were there going first
Chef: well chris the teams will first go to the eiffel tower and Then run to the finish line. The last team to cruz will be eliminated.
Chris: ready set go!
*the teams race to the airport*
Lindsay: I have always wanted to go to france!!
Tyler: yeah babe
Courtney: did you take care of gwens car
Duncan: yeah I cut the gas lines
*down the road*
Gwen: great the car just died.
Trent: let me check.
*heather and noah pass by*
Heather: awww bad luck weird goth girl.
3:26 THE AIRPORT-
Harold: Izzy how did you get here.
Izzy: I told owen there was comida here.
*Justin and Alejandro run in*
Justin: Ladies and gentleman!!
Alejandro: we are here so be jelous
Duncan: oi pretty boys shut up or your face dies.
*the first plane arrives*
Chris: These are the current ranks of the teams
First plane-
1. Izzy and owen
2. Leshawna and Harold
3. Justin and Alejandro
4. Duncan and courtney
5. Tyler and Lindsay
segundo plane-
6. Heather and Noah
7. DJ and Kathie
8. Geoff and bridgette
9. Katie and sadie
10. Cody and beth
Third plane-
11. Eva and Ezekiel
12. Gwen and Trent
*the first plane lands and the segundo plane takes off*
Chef: chris can you see the teams?
Chris: yeah Duncan and courtney just got here but Izzy and owen are right behind them.
Chris: Izzy and owen are in the lead.
Chris: Izzy and owen your team number 1 and duncan and courtney your team 2.
chris: These are the final ranks
1. Izzy and owen
2. Duncan and courtney
3. Justin and Alejandro
4. Tyler and Lindsay
5. Leshawna and Harold
6. Eva and Ezekiel
7. DJ and Kathie
8. Katie and Sadie
9. Heather and Noah
10. Geoff and Bridgette
11. Cody and Beth
Eliminated team- Gwen and trent
As you may of have guessed por the title, you can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be said for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be said for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
![I haven't seen Jamizie since January, and look at her! [1 is when she was 12, the other 14]](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13700000/I-haven-t-seen-Jamizie-since-January-and-look-at-her-1-is-when-she-was-12-the-other-14-total-drama-island-13793883-457-500.jpg)
