ilha dos desafios Article: 25 Ways To Annoy Duncan

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posted by Tdilover225

1. Rip out every piercing on my one... or at least try to.

2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.

3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever you prefer.

4. Steal his dog colarinho, colar and wear it around in front of him.

5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't amor him and never did.

6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can you Trust, when Courtney pushed him).

7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!

8. (in relation with #7) shave or Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.

9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"

10. (in relation to #9) "Why do you even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"

11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”

12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”

13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.

14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.

15. Make him listen to classical música for a week.

16. Call him “Nancy” whenever you talk to him.

17. Whenever you come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”

18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.

19. Get him on Oprah or Dr. Phil.

20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.

21. Sign him up for college.

22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"

23. Introduce him to Chewbacca or Jar-Jar.

24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)

25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My coração Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA

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bubble_babe #35. randomley wisper '7 days....' >:)

rockzsanders #36.Force him to play Russian Roulette WHOA I'm a violent Muffin xD

Tdilover225 LOL!

bubblegum05 #37.Call him pretty while standing in front of a celine dion music standee #38.Say he's nice then kick him *39.keep poking him stomach while asking:"Why is your head such a weird shape?Why is your head such a wierd shape?" If he answers keep asking #40.Tie his mohawk into ponytails

Tdilover225 Lol.....

coolcourtney you suck i hate you you fucker dont mess with my boyfriend,lover,husband,feonca. you bitch or as i say oh go fuck off dick hole mother fucker dont be mean to duncan like that stuped

Tdilover225 IT WAS A ARTICLE DUMBASS...IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PBE FUNY SO LIKE I SAID, IF ANY FANGIRLS BITCH, ILL BITCH BACK!

Fangirl99 i thought it was pretty funny! #41 keep asking him "why are you afriad of Celine dion music store standees? huh?huh?huh?huh?huh?/ 234 huhs later.. huh? oh fyi coolCourtney chill out! its and artical!

Tdilover225 Lol! FUCK OFF COOLCOURTNEY

H3M1 u dont like duncan??!!?!?!

Tdilover225 NOPE

gwen1234 what the hell is this i cant belive one thing made a fricken fight wat the hell and who the hell are you cool courtney. to judge people and duncan is not your boyfriend you idoit.

gwen1234 ya and cool courtney you are realy a bitch i fricken dislike you and i fricken am serios too leave and he can report you

topez99 Take him to a never ending Celine Deon concert

gwen1234 XD

Mp4girl This is... awkward. In a good way :D I <3 Duncan more than any of his danged fangirls... but this was... hilarious. *laughz*

totaldramarox 42) ask him about gwen!

TDI100 3 words [b]HI[/b] [b]LEARY[/b] [b]US[/b]

aprilacne #43. dress gwen like cortny have them kiss right in front of the real cortny.

tabithasb13 hahaha

OrihimeLuv #44) Have heather kiss him in front of courtney and gwen.(not very funny i know)

Fangurl1331 you know something? now i REALLY wanna meet him!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangurl1331 keep singing a seline deon song and when he yells keep saying "Why?" over and over and over.

TotalDramaDoll6 i would do that :) it sounds like it would REALY tick him off! its funny when he gets mad or hurts himself or does his girlish scream! it kinda sound like Katie and Sadie peeping at stuff they like, exept in duncans version! Also COOLCOURTNEY u shutup! if u dont like t then just shut ur face and go fantisise about ur cartoon husband! u r not rite in the head gurl! all i agree is that Courtney is realy realy realy cool but the rest is bull shit!

TotalDramaDoll6 i hate Duncan even though he is realy hot! i only hate him because he cheated on Courtney! and she is the only character on thoughs three seasons that i can tolerate!

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dramaprincess15 DxC story 5

posted by IDDfan

I read this like I don't know just five minutos atrás to you bigTDIfan!

Justin was really starting to scare me. Obsessive love, Bridgette would probably call it. We both sometimes stayed up for hours into the night talking about how strange the other campers were. We each expected Justin to be the strong, silent type, not an obsessive freak.

He was really strong, I realized. He’d been carrying me for several minutos now. Where we were going, I had no idea. All I knew was that it was deeper and deeper into this forest.

Mental note: Courtney, never come back here. Unless you’re not alone. Wait...

TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (episode 8 part 1:Not so awesome)

posted by gwentrentever

ok campers 2days challenge will be a sing off, oh and im busting the teams up, its every brat for themselfs-Juno
WHY!!!-Andi
cuz i said so-Juno
ur so mean sometimes-Jared
no duh-Juno
ok get to the stage in 5min-Juno

(at the stage)

ok start!
*Andi and Jared walk up*
so r u 2 doing a doet?-Juno
yes-Andi
ok go-Juno
*they sing "Bring me to life" por Evanescence*
NICE!-Juno
thanks-Jared
on a scale of 1-10 i pick a solid 8-Juno
*Keira walks up*
ok great!, now what r u singing-Juno
im gonna sing something i made up-Keira
ok-Juno
*sings* purple roses, rosa, -de-rosa moss, pretty blue sky, and girly things!-Keira
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

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Duncans ipod revealed

posted by dxarmy423

Man in the box por Alice in chains

Smooth Criminal por Alien ant farm

Metalingus por Alterbridge

Beast and the harlot por Avenged sevenfold

Iron man por Black Sabbath

All the small things por Blink 182

Dammit por Bling 182

One of a kind por Breaking point

Scream aim fogo por Bullet for my valentine

Glass Shatters por Disturbed

Perfect insanity por Disturbed

Down with the sicknees por Disturbed

Now or never por Dope

Were comin down por Dudley Boyz

You Make me sick por Egypt central

This fogo burns por Killswitch engage

Cult of personality por Living color

All nightmare long por Metallica

Sad but True por Metallica

Seek and Destroy...

DxB amor (episode 6 part 2:The Band)

posted by gwentrentever

Jacki

ok lets play "Bring me to life" por Evanescence-Jacki
ok what should we do?-Brittani
ok Brittani i want you on the drums and Duncan i need you on the gutar and i also need your help with cantar and im gonna play the piano and sing-Jacki
ok sounds good-Duncan

(After they play the song)

ok what next?-Brittani
ok we should play "My Immortal" por Evanescence, Brittani i need you on drums and back up cantar and Duncan your on guitar-Jacki
ok-Duncan

(After the song)

im not really comfortable with the name-Brittani
well any idea's?-Jacki
how bout "Immortal"-Brittani
ok-Jacki
im bourd-Duncan
well im leaving-Jacki
why do you always leave-Duncan
because i like to be alone-Jacki
whatever-Duncan
STOP FIGHTING-Brittani
were not-Jacki
LIER!!!-Brittani

Brittani

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (episode 5 part 3)

posted by gwentrentever

welcome to the dramatic campfire ceramony-Juno

Katie
Theresa
Jared
Jen

and the last marshmellow goes to...
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ANDREA!!!
YES im safe-Andrea
bye Kaitlan-Katie
Bye well its been fun-Kaitlan

TUNE IN seguinte TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF "TOTAL DRAMA REALITY"!!!

NOTE:Seriously you have to remember to send me a message on who you want to vote off if your team losses you peeps keep forgeting

Thank you and goodbye

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DxB amor (episode 2 part 1:The After Date)

posted by gwentrentever

DxB

(At some restourant)
thanks for taking me here-Brittani
no prob-Duncan
*they kiss*
your really nice-Brittani
what?-Duncan
i said...-Brittani
no i know what you said dont ever say it again its not true-Duncan
dont lie to me-Brittani
im not-Duncan
i will get Jacki to beat the truth outa you-Brittani
im not lieing-Duncan
fine whatever-Brittani

(After the encontro, data at Brittani's house)

*making out*-Brittani n' Duncan
goes to segundo base-Duncan
OH HELL NO I SAW THAT IM GONNA KICK YOUR bunda YOU LITTLE WOMANIZER-Jacki
oh no-Duncan
*chases Duncan*-Jacki
JACKI STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!-Brittani
HE TOUCHED YOU!!!IM GONNA KILL HIM!!!-Jacki
*grabs Jacki*DUNCAN GRAB HER I'LL GET THE pato TAPE-Brittani
LET GO OF ME...what are you gonna do with that tape-Jacki
hurry help me tape her up-Brittani
*tapes up Jacki's mouth and hands*
mhmm mh hm mhmh hmh-Jacki
ok well just let her calm down-Brittani

TO BE CONTINUDE

Brittani

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Total Drama Fanpoppers Episode 5 Part 1

posted by bubblegum05

"Hi everyone and welcome to weel 5 of TDF! Oh wait,Chris is gonna sew us if we don't say this,so hold on one sec:"
"This Episdoe of TDF Contains Extreme Stunts Preformed por Animated Teens.Do Not Try Any Of This At Home,Serisoulsy,you could get really messed up.CHRIS MCLEAN IS THE BEST HOST!!"
"Ok,now that he has shut up about crap like that,I have to tell you something.Katie will be co-hosting this week and someone NOT made por me will be leaving.Yes,i made Miranda,Fire,Nikki and Ellafant.Here's Katie's Entrance:
*She dances in with cool music*
"Oh my gosh!It's nice to be on TV again!So is evrybody...

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Our Trip to Cedar Point Part 1

posted by chocopockyninja

Part 1
by chocopockyninja

I closed the door of my newly bought smart car and walked up to the Pretty white house where my friend Sofie lived with her boy friend Duncan. I rang the door sino and heard their dog Bonnie bark like crazy. The door open and out walk Duncan in nothing but his boxers.
"What are you doing here?" Asked a very tired Duncan.
"Did you forget the Cedar Point trip is today? Its 9 a.m. and it takes an hora to get there Hurry!!" I said to Duncan. With out a word he ran up stairs, I hope to get dressed and wake Sofie. While standing out side scratching Bonnie I heard Sofie yell,"Oh...

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Total Drama Meebo

posted by taytrain97

As you probably don't know, both topez99 and I like Harold. We had a conversation concerning just that, and look how it ended up. xP
Freakin' hilarious, unless you're offended por strippers and people who cosplay Harry Potter. :3
Noah will always be my main boy.
*I wink at Noah, and he just sticks his tongue out at me.*

This is copied word for word xD Enjoy! =3
( oh, and PS: Noah's reaction is at the end, after he reads it xD )

--

Last time, on TOTAL DRAMA MEEBO (nice name, huh?):

Ava (topez99) and Raynie (taytrain97) had dyed Noah's hair red. They'd been making him and Harold cosplay Harry Potter....

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Cruella De Heather

posted by LeshawnaGirl

Cruella de Heather Cruella De Heather
If She dosent scare no evil thing will
To see her on TDI is to take a sudden chil
Cruella Cruella Du Heather

Cruella Cruella De Heather
The curl of her lips
The ice in her demands
All innocent campers like Lindsay better beware
She is like a competitor waiting for the chance
Look out for Cruella Du Heather

Cruella de Heather Cruella De Heather
If She dosent scare no evil thing will
To see her on TDI is to take a sudden chil
Cruella Cruella Du Heather

This bitchy face
This inhuman fiend
She ought to be locked up bye Chef Hatchet
This show was such...

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TDI ancestry - The rise of Beatrice Thorn

posted by TDIlover226

Dream
"Heather...Heather....my child, wake up!" Heather woke up, in a cemetary. "Oh gracious, my child, you've woken up!".
"wh, who are you?"
"Why my child, I am your great great great great great great grandmother, Beatrice Thorn!".
Heather stared at the woman for minute, like she was crazy.
"Please, my child! Come here, you have been hurt!"
Beatrice tried to grab Heather, but she slipped out of her hands.
"Get away from me, you sleezy hag!"
"Why must you act like this!? So crude, so...so...ugh!" Beatrice grabbed Heather and threw her down a hole, a dug grave that was awaiting.

"Oh...my poor Damien....how...

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I'm Not the Vampire. Ch2

posted by vamp_grl_123

It’s been boring. Like nothing interesting has happened. So here I am walking down the halls and entering history class. I take my usual assento in the back corner and take out my book to read until first period starts.

I am completely into my book that I didn’t notice the boy walking up to me. I only realized his existence when he pulled out the chair seguinte to me and sat down. I perked up and looked over to find his green eyes string at me.

“May I sit here? Or will Terry be mad?” Trent joked with me.

“What’s your problem?” I asked putting my book away. “No one talks to me. I’m...

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TDI fanfiction: The Gallagher Bandits

posted by TDIlover226

As heard of in my continued serise of articles, TDI ancetsry, It told of the Gallagher Simmons, also known as the Gallagher bandits. I wanted to do a bio on each of them.

Name: Sally Ann Crawford.
Place: The leader of the Gallagher Bandits.
Relatives: Izzy.
Relationship: none.
Murders: Sally Ann is held guilty for the murder of Camara Thorn.

Name: Seierra Samson.
Place: 2nd in command of the Gallagher Bandits.
Relatives: Courtney.
Relationship: Mylo Payne.
Murders: none.

Name: Mylo Payne.
Place: 3rd in command of the gallagher Bandits.
Relatives: Duncan Payne.
Relationship: Seierra Samson.
Murders: none.

Summary...

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TDI fanfiction: John

posted by TDIlover226

Name:John
Age:22
possy:JG's possy
Phrase: huh?

John is the oldest person in TDA, being 22, just 2 years older than Chris. He is known not to say much. He is in JG's possy, having the job of driving the possy's red pickup truck (even though Seiamica can drive perfectly). He has a goth appearence and long hair. JG jokes around with him, saying he looks like a chick, he replys por sayig "Thank you" as a joke that never gets old. It was never really known how a 22 ano old would become friends with a couple of 14 and 15 ano olds, but the best conclusion is that John is just like a big kid. John is...